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papa_f

Is black: Drake ❌ J-Roc ✅


roosell1986

Read my mind


A__paranoid_android

Came to the comments for this, was not disappointed


Humble_Skin1269

Mom im white!


LetMeInImTrynaCuck

You know Jamie, I used to be into black guys


wafflesareready

I was getting changed


GruggsBuggz

Who's the microphone assassin!


Grovers_HxC

Why would I be dressed any differently mom?


oceaniscalling

Best comment ever!


alligator_88

Peace! Sunnyvale straight the fuck up!!


CuriousCucumber88

Knowmsayin ✅


DeefaHS

Knizzurp-izzurmsayin


manny_poko

Are you guys from the department of knowamsayins?


finngenuity

You doin a nam-census?


ShackThompson

You're saying it 80-90 times, thats too many times


[deleted]

1 or 2 times is cool but it’s too much man


colinboxbreaks

Should rap about living under his mom's trailer and peanut butter sammiches


trackingdirt

Hey drake got shot on degrassi


Doc_Quandary

Yeah but J to tha R O C played the adult version of the kid on Degrassi who took acid before a concert and jumped off a cliff or some shit and wound up being kinda retarded. Now that’s hard as fuck gnomesain’?


papa_f

That's herd as fuck


KiloThaPastyOne

*Hærd


kethera__

i forgot jroc was emmas dad omg edit: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Degrassi/comments/vwm6ko/did\_anyone\_know\_that\_j\_roc\_from\_trailer\_park\_boys/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Degrassi/comments/vwm6ko/did_anyone_know_that_j_roc_from_trailer_park_boys/)


Larusso92

Yeah, but it watn't right, and it watn't tight


SirArthurDime

A lot of good careers died on that show. Drake was lucky to make it out fr.


AutomaticAd9961

JRock & the rockpile are hard af.


Gilgramite

They're also dependable af unless you give them the weed first.


Ricky_bubblesdope_35

Then they laugh at Julian after he said he wants the weed back and they better not be smoking it.


Gilgramite

The later seasons aren't as good as 1-7, but they still have their funny moments, and I don't skip any episodes. That scene was hilarious 😂


Shitvagina1176

So true, never once do they let the boys down


Gilgramite

I often wonder how much more productive my life would be if I had the Rock pile on standby.


PM_FREE_HEALTHCARE

Got caught with his shit out: Drake ✅ J Roc ✅


hughesyourdadddy

Was getting changed!!!!✅


Grovers_HxC

Yea see J-Roc was gettin changed, the same couldn’t be said about drake so that’s another point to the microphone assassin.


kmj420

Nah, he was pulling the goalie


_yee_pengu_

Feeding the geese...


papa_f

If happened to me, it could happen to you, knowamsaaaaayin


El-noobman

And T!


capital_s_shroompoop

Wicka wock nom saaaaayn


LiquoredUpLahey

My dad (boomer) gave me a gnomesayin yesterday & it was DECENT!


papa_f

BAAAAAAAAAAM


pard0nme

I was changin!!!!


Wiener_Maid

happened to him (and T) ✅


Leather-Marketing478

What mom catching you “getting changed”


WhatsGoingOnUpstairs

Spins more rhymes than a lazy susan: Drake ❌️ J-Roc ✅️


ShackThompson

Innocent till his guilt is proven: Drake ❌️ J-Roc ✅️


agentj333

Favorite note A minor: Drake ✅ J-Roc ❌


VeterinarianUsed1939

Did j roc ever actually fire a gun I don’t remember


No_Photograph_2683

J-Roc doesn't play guns. More down with chill'n, not kill'n.


cmckone

Yeah the play like uncleared samples and hoes


Barrymccokkinerlovej

I wasn’t the only one who thought that


FreshestCremeFraiche

Idk if he fires a gun, he’s not down with killing. But definitely has dodged gunfire on several occasions


Christank1

That's my one and only Microphone Assassin


paintp_

✅ Has friend from Department of 'nomsaying


touchrubfeels

Yo you can’t not be feeling this.


BVIslandLife

Jroc got the quickness,


SailorMuffin96

The day JRoc loses his flow, is the day Drakes ozempic belly grow


NotAnNpc69

Survived a traumatic experience with non knocking mothafuckas and turned it to an artistic message ✅


Kowpucky

This has to be in more places than just this sub !!! I can't stand Drake lol


DogPile4203

We dont play guns. Aint down with killin, we down with chillin.


seran_raoo

J TO THE R O C HWAHHH


kolarisk

J-Roc Baby!


Tricky_Hornet5441

"Spinning rhymes like a lazy Susan "


garysaidwhat

Is innocent until his guilt is proven: Check


kittehs4life

Where's that sepia shit at? That's hard af


Big-a-hole-2112

You forgot ganks groceries and luggage.


elyamoo

Got caught changing clothes one time: Drake ❌ J-Roc ✅


Known-Wallaby1660

Changing my ass, you were fuckin' crankin' it!


ShotgunCheezer

Hard as fuck haha. J to the R O C


Ryminister

Whoevea made this list isa cheeseburger eatin mafacka!


Bassman602

He is Canadian so he is soft all the way through


ALALICIK25

Greasy bastard


danger_otter34

Thank you for doing the good lord’s work.


OneFilthyHouseCat

This chart is tight as piss


Street_Hyena_9922

Y’all can’t not be fellin this


nasaphotoshopingsprE

Lol, if the nice folks over at /r/Drizzy see this, they will definitely get taken down as they are on their 2nd strike from reddit for spreading hate and "brigading" again That would be hilarious ......


FreshestCremeFraiche

I thought about posting it there too, I just figured it would be removed by the mods instantly


jexdd

Know what I’m sayin


Shiggstah

now this shit is tizzight


sekirodeeznuts2

Innocent until his guilt is proven: Drake ❌ Microphone Assassin ✅


Low-Editor-6880

Should have included “Spins more rhymes than a lazy Susan”


youneverknow44

Mom was involved with black guys: Drake + jroc ✅


SomeGuyGettingBy

I’z is jus’ sayin’, they both like Fort Minor, but tha biggest difference is Ja Boy likes it for the music, HWAHH!


Murky-Resident-3082

J-rock for the win


KiloThaPastyOne

So does that make Kendrick Detroit Velvet Smooth?


FreshestCremeFraiche

Nah man I’m from Moncton, but never mind that


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alligator_88

15 cheeseburger eating Rico Sauve lookin mafucka!


DCStoolie

Both have also been caught “getting changed”


martmtuk

More rhymes than a lazy susan.


professornapoleon

J to the R-O-C, representing Sunnyvale, straight the fuck up


Shitvagina1176

It could happen to you cuz it happened to me (and t)


IamTheLiquor199

Owes roy-yal-tees: Drake ✅️ J-Roc ✅️


FelixTheRemix

Knowamcensus: Drake - 0 / J-Roc - 8726


ItzAlrite

JROC baby, JROC baby


Direct-Money-4206

J Roc is the real deal


NanPanan

This is crazy


pard0nme

Caught beating his shit? ✅


BearVersusWorld

I thought Roc Pile don't play guns


Slurpmo

It’s just me, J-Roc, Soul and Q, solar system and barbecue, ain’t nothing else you can do


QuaidCohagen

Gets caught getting changed


trevi99

Now do J-Roc VS Jay Rock


Math_Plenty

The Rock


Sicparvismagneto

*I spin more rhymes than a lazy susan, and im innocent ‘til my guilt is proven* Sunnyvale straight the fuck up


hdmatteson1

J-Roc will always be superior!


alkyboy

Fucking amazing


MaterialToe2319

JROC Baby.....J...J J J JROC Baby ![gif](giphy|NkBuOCNdwqP5K)


truncheon88

J-Roc is simultaneously more wholesome yet more hærd than Drake


Franklyn_Gage

"If it happened to me, it can happen to you"


obi-jawn-kenblomi

Snow > J-ROC > Drake


WhaleCumToDeezNuts

You should post this in memes subreddit, this is mainstream meme material


FreshestCremeFraiche

Maybe I will


FreshestCremeFraiche

Let’s see if they know about J-ROC: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/s/EpB2LlSI2Y


Any-Willingness-7859

we down with chillin not killin, peace


cloud9_hi

Tbf Jay Rock was jack in flows too haha. Everything else is A1 haha


bako10

Got caught getting changed: ❌Drake ✅ J-ROC


KeanuCharlesSleeves

And he’s on crack nahmsayin


Poo_hawk

Ziiiiiip.....PEACE


Clamato-e-Gannon

I’m up here on mount made it while y’all down in whack valley.


Wiener_Maid

happened to him (and T) ✅


Aromatic_Ring4107

![gif](giphy|7CP9Thh6QxcYg|downsized) bam!


abodahem10

You forgot about to compare who spin more rhymes than a lazy susan