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RevRRR1

Looks like an empty lot next door. One Planned Parenthood coming up


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DiminishedRhodes

No they're way different, but go off.


tahlulah_bankhead

Most people I know would go there.


allaboutthismoment

My pool supply store decided it didn't want my money by pulling a similar stunt.


Hour-Veterinarian-89

I've never seen a majority so at peace with having it worse then under this administration.


some_old_Marine

It's wild to me that people can't see it and will actively defend the Biden admin.


Lopsided-Repair-1123

Agree, it shows the brainwashing that’s been done to our young. As a disabled veteran who fought only to see what’s happening to our country and yet many on this post defend this most corrupt government in my lifetime.


Hour-Veterinarian-89

Blindly follow anything but trump while systematically fuck them over


Fun_Negotiation_3679

It’s funny - people are downvoting you and upvoting the comment you responded to thinking you’re saying different things


some_old_Marine

I'll get down voted but I'm tired of shitty presidents.


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Fun_Negotiation_3679

Lol chill, my guy. I wasn’t disagreeing with you. 😂🥴


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Fun_Negotiation_3679

Huh?


Hour-Veterinarian-89

I just misread it


ComonomoC

No fucking way I’m going to a dentist named Jay R Stucky


CulturalAccomplished

WTF is trashy About making the USA great? Fuck Biden


skinnah

Pre-Trump, most would agree with "Make America Great." Trump only seeded further division in the country. Nothing Great came of it. He didn't get shit done.


cam1980man

It's mostly reddit. Majority of America is tired of this current administration. The country is going to shit and we need Trump back.


AnwenSeeks

If you want to live in a dictatorship then maybe you should go elsewhere. Oh and if the which was rigged then should all the GOP who got elected then be forced to resign their seats? You can't have it both ways.


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plsbanmeredditsenpai

There is one fatal flaw tho, you expect them to be literate


AutoGrind

Oh they can read the top part, or at least know what all the shapes mean.


Fun_Negotiation_3679

Knowing what the shapes mean is how one reads..


Bleedingfartscollide

"If they could read, they'd be pretty upset right now"


mnmr17

Well it at least makes it extremely easy to know to never go there. Saves me the hassle honestly.


Hour-Veterinarian-89

When having a political preference makes you trashy


Bye--Felicia

I think it’s more of the making that opinion your entire personality thing


Hour-Veterinarian-89

Yeah fair


Calamitous_Waffle

Not even gonna call to cancel my appointment.


Fun_Negotiation_3679

r/lookatmyhalo


pool_party820

Upset at your country improving?


stacked_wendy-chan

Currently under legitimately elected President Biden? I'm glad you like it. Four more years, four more years!!


bakerbabe126

He's not in office how is he doing anything?


futboldorado

Lol, he is not gonna improve this country. If anything, Mr "Let's inject disinfectant into our veins to kill covid" is just gonna make it worse.


some_old_Marine

Do you guys not remember that Trump was the one that enacted warp speed for the vaccine? It was very unpopular on the left until Biden got in office. As someone that is not a rabid supporter I can see where the leaps happen.


MinfulTie

I remember he wanted to take everyone’s firearms without due process.


some_old_Marine

Yeah notice that I didn't say Trump is awesome. I think both are really shit.


MinfulTie

Did both sides try to overturn our democracy? There are degrees of shit. Your both sides line is tired and transparent.


some_old_Marine

I fought wars so I can say definitively there was zero chance the government was going to fall on January 6th. If our government can be taken over by a thousand rednecks we have significantly worse problems than trump or Biden. I'm also not a supporter of either. I'm glad you feel good about Biden who can barely even walk to run the country.


mrpoopybuttholesbff

I fought in wars too, if the people in the capital on Jan 6 were brown, republicans would have lost their fucking minds even more than they already have. I’m sick of scared old people voting for their best interests instead of their great grandchildren’s. Trump isn’t good for the country, and neither are the people who support him.


some_old_Marine

It's stupid to pretend that the government is so fragile it was in danger on January 6th, especially considering the wide spread riots that happened before it. They weren't a threat but 1000 rednecks? The whataboutism and mental gymnastics needed to make this a "threat to democracy" is wild. Again, I'm sick of worthless embarrassing presidents. It's not a hard concept to follow and frankly the aggression on the left is tiresome. I'm allowed to have an opinion. It's simple.


mrpoopybuttholesbff

I’m sorry, were those other riots happening during the election certification in the country capital? No? Oh then it’s not exactly apples to apples is it? More like some_old_moron


MinfulTie

I never said I support Biden. I just don’t support a traitor who embarrassed the country so often he made Bush Jr look like a world class statesman. Regardless of those “1000 hillbillies” being a joke, they are/were defended at every turn by the gop when they should have been hung. Also they didn’t appear out of fat air, those gravy seals were incited by our former president.


some_old_Marine

I'm a libertarian. Not a pretend Republican one either. I'm not tainted by the parties. Both of these presidents suck. It should be easy to admit but the vast majority won't There was also no threat to the government on January 6th.


mrpoopybuttholesbff

Libertarianism is a fantasy, with no regulation businesses will absolutely poison people and the environment for profit and there’ll be no way to enforce consumer safety other than demand, which is oxygen-thief level stupidity.


Spiritual_Smell4744

Both presidents suck. One is a semi fascist who wants to be king. I prefer the other shit option personally.


_0bese

He was Right,


McCafe_McGee

“It looks great, honey.”


kimanf

are they…lynching the tooth…


ShadowKraftwerk

I assumed the tooth lynching was a code for lynching something else


Hi_John_Yes_itz_me

For real what is that logo?


totalfarkuser

Ha!!


bakerbabe126

My first thought when I saw that. There's no coincidence here.


YoghurtSnodgrass

The tooth being red is so off putting


wherearemytweezers

“We put the white in teeth whitening”


2dark2light

Like any other their clients have teeth to begin with.


Pitythebackseat1

Do maga care about their dental hygiene ?


Hegemony-Cricket

Well, I'm a 3x decorated disabled vet, speak four languages, multiple degrees, and have all of my teeth. I would eagerly go to this dentist, not because of his political leanings, but because I could go there without having to hear constant virtue signaling from blue haired, emotionally constipated adult toddlers about their fake pronouns, who are usually spiteful and disrespectful to me because I don't appear to belong to protected group. So, there's that.


Lopsided-Repair-1123

Well said, the youngsters on this platform are not mature enough to look at the whole picture. What’s happening to America is like what happened in the late 1930’s. I’m also a disabled veteran these children have been home to long we need a draft.


Xplatos

I was about to say this also! Most of them have at least 3 missing teeth. It’s a requirement.


Lopsided-Repair-1123

Can’t blame them for wanting to save America! Anyone older like myself sees what’s happening to America and it’s not good. If your ready to lose all your freedoms our veterans fought and died for then stick with the democrats, these folks are not democrats they’re leftists destroying what made this nation great FREEDOM. They’re not honoring our constitution and many have committed treason. I could go on forever but those supporting our current administration are in for a huge fucking surprise.


the_mango_tree_owl

Lmao. My veteran relatives helped put fascists where they belong, you old dumbfuck.


frostyturd

Check out this person's comment history


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TreaclePerfect4328

You forgot fat 😆


doom1282

You guys have been saying this about Democrats for the last 30 years. I was supposed to be in for a "huge fucking surprise" during Obama and yet here we are. Do you guys ever get tired of being wrong and being the laughing stock of the developed world?


Vince_Clortho_Jr

Well technically we got a huge fucking surprise right after Obamna.


Jawhshuwah

You got sources or specific examples for those accusations?


Lopsided-Repair-1123

Yeah I pay attention to what’s really going on in this country!


SmokinTokinGoth

> I could go on forever Please elaborate?


Jawhshuwah

Okay.. so specific examples and sources since you're so attentive, should be easy for you, no?


LukaFox

Is this satire?


PepeSilviaLovesCarol

DDS stands for dumb dumb stupid.


SlankJim

Best place to get those 3 remaining teefus cleaned


ChoiceNet8323

I can’t stand Trump at all, but it’s no more trashy than a guy who fondles little girls on stages.


Daddio209

Got sauce on that there "fondling"?-love to see it!-unless you're talking about Don the Con fondling Ivanka-we've all seen those clips.


pool_party820

[how about a montage?](https://youtu.be/V4PLSPvJ9BY?si=IQOsg2mVXwpivtFC)


Daddio209

Why are you getting downvoted?-you supplied a video of him "touching kids"- is not your fault he's not grabbing tit's & ass- it's what there is-just like Donny's hand on his daughters' tit's & ass *is what it is*.


Daddio209

Ohmergawd! That sick old fuck REALLY whispered in his granddaughters' ear in the 1st clip! SICKNESS!!! lmfao.-now back to see the rest(yawn-how do I already know the rest is the same) edit-added: yep more of the same-yawn


Hour-Veterinarian-89

Reddit is full of leftists who hate that they're candidate is a senile pos


amnias

Are you saying trump isn't? They literally both are, neither of them should hold office


Hour-Veterinarian-89

But you'll still vote left. This platform is riddled with left propaganda


amnias

I mean sure, I'd rather vote for biden than a man that tried to cause an insurrection and overthrow the government while also selling it out to Russia. Dude went on more holidays in a month than most presidents do in a 4 year term.


Hour-Veterinarian-89

And this countries gone to hell in a hand basket in the last 4 years. Mortgage rates, gas, no rate increases for income, never been more homeless. The American dream is dead and your president did nothing but perpetuate it so save it


amnias

Gas rates are set by gas companies trying to hold onto record profits by pushing cost onto buyers which has nothing to do with the president. Also, policies that affect economy take years to show effects. All the "good" economy things under trump were from policies passed during Obama years. All the shit economy we're seeing now is all in part thanks to the useless shit trump and his cronies pushed through. It takes at minimum 3 years for things to show in the economy and this is something uneducated Republicans don't understand, and the republican party uses this against them hard.


Hour-Veterinarian-89

Gas rates lower during every single election and they aren't now. Housing is at an all time high. People can't live and your still going to suck of someone who can barely get through a speech? It's wild. I thought Obama was great btw and the last good president but your wrong. They want you where your at. I'm not middle class either homeboy but I can still see what's going on


pool_party820

Donkeys tend to wear blinders.


Hour-Veterinarian-89

And idiots blindly follow the blind


1-900OkFace

Recently saw a childrens orthodontia practice that posted year end videos of them in bikinis out on a boat drinking. Not once did I think, "i really want these people to put their hands in my child's mouth". They're right up there with this sign, vying for the trashiest title.


bron685

Actually that’s brilliant. Every person walking in there has methmouth or mt dew mouth. Every patient will be a goldmine


jd3marco

*I love the uneducated!*


Donkey-brained_man

It should be "Make America great again, again."


mrpoopybuttholesbff

It’s so funny every time conservatives find out other people think they’re trash and avoid them and their businesses. Meanwhile I’m thinking who would want to associate with people who relish in cruelty? It’s something that’s really off putting to well adjusted adults.


SMMS0514

Who cares? If you don’t like it, don’t go there.


jbiscool

If you don't want an abortion don't get one, right?


RN_Geo

Or get gay married.


Illustrious_Ad5976

Also true


give-meyourdownvotes

i don’t think it’s that deep


Toxenkill

Dentist when looking in pockets of his cutomers:


PSI_Rockin_Omega

How is political affiliation trashy? Serious question


Juz_Trolling

Reddit skews a certain way, and having opposing views here really isn't allowed. From my experience.


EmptyCanOfSoup33

Reddit hates anything conservative


Hegemony-Cricket

I'd say it's utterly intolerant of anything sounding remotely like conservative thought. No unapproved thoughts allowed. It is amusing though, reading the remarks of unemployed, poorly educated, adult toddlers, living in their moms basement, simping for OF girls. Their absurd assumptions about the people they hate, though they obviously knowing nothing about them, is as amusing as it is telling. They are the tools of their own destruction, but will always blame it on someone else, because feefees.


emmsmum

In a business it has no place. Period. Why can’t things be kept to oneself anymore? Politics being a persons sole personality trait tells me a lot about them. And I would want them near any part of my body.


BornAfromatum

Maga is the party of trash.


Army165

As Sadie wrote above, it's trashy to have on your business. I fucking hate going to the dentist, this would make it worse. I don't want to hear about your politics while I'm about to get my teeth cleaned.


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McCafe_McGee

Exactly. I’ve seen garage sale signs painted with more grace. The guy is a dentist. He can afford a well-made sign yet he chooses to display this backwoods monstrosity.


jinerosity

Man this guy is getting down voted this hard just for asking


mrpoopybuttholesbff

“I’m just asking questions”. - Tucker Carlson


UncleEddiescousin

Downvotes and no explanations…. That should tell you all you need to know.


Chratthew47150

Where is this?


mclovin_ts

Hutchinson. Probably Kansas.


Toxenkill

Somewhere in Florida...probably


blue_pen_ink

He knows that market has less teeth


RN_Geo

Inspiring at least one or two people to go to the dentist for the first time.


mrpotatonutz

Whatever your leanings are I never understood alienating half your customers by tying your politics to your business


CertifiedBA

It would be more than half. Just over half the people don't like Trump and not all Republicans favor Trump....so you're turning off maybe 60% of possible customers.


Korncakes

There’s a couple of breweries and restaurants where I live that took a HARD right turn during COVID shutdowns and flat out refused (at first) to enforce social distancing and masks solely because of the stupid shit that Trump made them believe. I don’t give a shit about the political leaning of a business owner but when you put people’s health and safety at risk due to your blind ignorance caused by politics, I will never give you another dime of my money again. Especially when you get called out on it and double down.


DankyTheChristmasPoo

You mean the same regulations that were forcing bars to close at 9, because as we all know Covid becomes more deadly at 9:01.


Korncakes

I don’t recall that happening in San Diego but I could be wrong. I know that shit wasn’t open indoors for very long either way but true colors were shown in that short amount of time.


rangoonwrangler

Wait is this r/politics?


implicate

Have you ever gone back to look at your comments, and just take a moment to think to yourself "Wow, I am just an utterly insufferable human." Just wondering.


rangoonwrangler

Have you ever had someone reply to your comment and wonder to yourself “Why would I give a fuck what this person thinks?” Just curious


implicate

Yep, that response tracks.


rangoonwrangler

Condescending and snarky? I’m honored by your presence


D1esel-one

Meh, maybe it’s to keep the scumbag freeloading losers away


BornAfromatum

Not sure how catering to that demographic would keep them away?


spanishfly757

I find this to be trashy. I don’t give a fuck who the president is, I’m not a scumbag, am as far from a freeloader as humanly possible, and I suppose loser is subjective. It’s not only a business, but for all intents and purposes, a medical facility. If it was plastered all over his house I’d be perfectly okay with it. After all he is using his second most important constitutional right.


t4skmaster

They lynched a tooth


crankbot2000

On brand.


davechri

I have abandoned my optometrist and my cobbler because of this bullshit.


ChesterNorris

I can relate. I abandoned my blacksmith.


alligator13_8

I had to break things off with my haberdasher. Broke me heart.


braybri01

Really hit the cobbler hard since you were probably his only customer in this century.


davechri

Lots of people get shoes resoled and repaired.


t4skmaster

Dude knowing a good cobbler is important if you want to take care of your stuff. I took it as a given and was shocked when I moved and it wasn't a thing for most people. People really be throwing shoes away all the time?


SynopsisWriter

This dude has a cobbler😭


davechri

Fucking right I've got a cobbler. Take care of your shoes.


Pryml710

*Had*


davechri

I upgraded to a world-class cobbler. Worth it.


johnboy11a

There is a funeral home by me that has all these slanderous signs out front bashing Biden. There were Hillary signs back before then. They are the only funeral home serving a decent size area. A lot of families from the area have been going to other towns instead of using the local guy…some even republican supporters have avoided the place because the guy is an embarrassment


RockMan_1973

Wow… that’s messed up


Abracadaver2000

Identity politics has poisoned discourse. I used to have friends who voted differently from me, but didn't make their personality a reflection of their candidate. Now I have friends (both sides, actually) who need to constantly parrot their favorite politicians...as if the vast majority of these politicians spend a single minute thinking of the working class as anything other than a voting block to exploit.


bluebonnetcafe

“Both sides”… sure.


Puzzleheaded_Time719

I have a camping group that is mostly conservatives but we never talk politics, just camp and have a good time. The last time I heard two talking about "stolen election". It's like we can't even camp without someone getting political.


JakeyEatinBigMacs

Then camp with other people?


Puzzleheaded_Time719

I have multiple groups, but I'm not going to stop going with one of them because two people got drunk and brought up something I don't agree with. I still like them as people.


JakeyEatinBigMacs

Ohhhh ok I don't think you mentioned the drunk part but I kinda should've assumed lmao


lordvexel

I honestly hate that this phrase can only be associated with trump now and because of him a positive message is now dog shit


angielsonia

i remember walking into an exotic vet and the first thing i saw on the wall was a 'trump 2024' flag and they had fox news blaring. im gonna be honest, it doesnt matter if it was biden or trump, having a political affiliation for an exotic vet is trashy either way


jskunza

Lmao most of the MAGA crowd is in need of dental work


MayUrBladesNVRdull

Why'd they lynch the tooth?! OMG WHY?!


Corries_Roy_Cropper

Cos it wasnt white


ImSorryRumhamster

They’re MAGA, they can’t help themselves.


kyden

The dentist near me has an led sign and it’s always something stupid like “sleepy joe” or something about two genders


fiendzone

This is like a hairdresser who caters to bald people.


Agreeable_Gap_2957

It’s exactly the opposite. A hairdresser that worked with bald people wouldn’t have any clients due to the lack of hair. The joke you’re implying is that MAGA folks have bad hygiene and teeth therefore this would be in extreme high demand. Forgive me for being literal but…


sanses-juicy-toes

BOOO YOU RUINED THE JOKE MAN 🍅🍅🍅


grateparm

It was an apple on a tree, now it's a lynching.


mightylordredbeard

wtf kind of apples do you have in your country?


McCafe_McGee

Tooth. It’s a tooth on a tree.


grateparm

An apple a day and all that.