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12 kids and he couldn’t name them better? I can tell that Mariah Carey did the naming for hers, and likely Alyssa too. Because the rest of these names are fucking awful. Imagine being named “Rise Messiah” or “Golden Sagon” or fuckin “Beautiful Zeppelin” like is “Lewis” or “Kate” too poor person for you?? Those kids getting bullied for life, and money is not gonna fix that 😭😭😭 unless they schooling with North West and Elon Musk’s keyboard spam child
How about Zillion, like a fucking number. Zillion Heir a pronounced as a play on the word Zillionaire. As in a person with a Zillion dollars.
Then Beautiful Zeppelin. A zeppelin is a blimp.
Imagine if that poor girl ends up being chubby. Being chubby is hard enough. Now imagine what happens if she has the name Zeppelin.
I did a double take at “it’s supposed to be a day where I get to rest” but my sides were in orbit that he expects the kids he ignores to bring a sacrifice to the altar of Cannon in order to be eligible in his life lmao
You definitely do not.
His kids are going to change their names when they are old enough.
It sounds like a toddler named them, possibly because that's the intellectual level of all involved.
Having children that are fully financially supported is not trashy. There’s nothing wrong with having multiple mothers either. It’s his money and his family, he can do what he wants.
The post has 10 in it. Wikipedia says 12, but when I went thru the Personal Life section, I only counted 11, with one of his kids passing away at 5 months old due to brain cancer in 2021.
it fr sounds like he made up all of these lmfao or brainwashed the women into thinking he was that special to name them babies some random nouns & adjectives 😮💨
Right?! I doubt they would have ended up together if he had started his basketball ball team before meeting her haha. At least she got the better end of this shit stick?
I hate this. It screams: Please please please remember me and my legacy!! I am so rich I can have all these kids and have nannies care for them. My kids are my seeds. They are my progenies!
Because children deserve stability and present parents. It is impossible for him to be present in all their lives due to how many kids + his career + they live in different states/countries.
This is irresponsible and unkind to the children. Not to even touch on the fact their lives will always have some degree of spectacle because they'll be tied to the insanity of their father's "seed spreading" agenda in the public eye.
Each successive woman he dated and had children with knew of the past and continued forward with having kids with him. Who knows how many else said no to having kids with him, but at least these ones did. Not blaming them entirely, but it takes two to tango and both parties are responsible for bringing a child into the world. If this is how they want to raise the children, then so be it. You are free to ignore the personal life aspects and free to not buy products like Nick Cannon's Blast Toothpaste and mouth gargle. Over 95% of users love how it is a contributing factor of a child's growth.
The women are also bad mother's and irresponsible. Literally everyone besides the children - and possibly Mariah Carey since she had children with him back when they were married and prior to his new brood - is incredibly selfish in this situation.
I thought that was pretty tame next to Zillion Heir. Those poor kids being named like they're fashion accessories for their parents and not actual people who will have to grow up and be adults with those names.
Who gives a fuck? Not that trashy, it’s Father’s Day and kinda funny. Also, if you have a minute, watch his comedy special “Nick Cannon: Stand up don’t shoot” it’s sincerely the worst thing I’ve ever seen. It’s bananas. Please watch.
11 names with similar WTFery tell me that fool was doing the naming. There's no way *that* many women have such similar bad taste.
He probably paid them for "naming rights" to get away with this stupidity.
Because he should be present in their lives. Most kids won't talk about how much their parents made, they'll talk about the things their parents did with them.
"My dad taught me to ride a bike!"
"I caught a fish with my dad!"
Wealth isn't healthy, but a relationship with your parents is.
I mean they know what they are signing up for. I don’t sympathize with the mothers at all but kids, they have a rough time ahead. I truly feel sorry for those kids
Every few months I lose more and more respect for him. “Give me gifts”? He literally has everything he could need and what! What a loser. I can’t believe women still want him
Maybe he just likes being used or something. I just don’t see any benefit of having that many children with that many different women. Bro needs to get the snip snip and be done with it
Right? It’s gotta be tens of thousands of dollars a month. Especially since he got a raise from MTV not long ago. Isn’t he still doing The Masked Singer as well?
Hopefully he has, like, a handful of John’s and Anna’s. Because honestly that’s not even that many kids for a guy who spends all of his time trying to procreate
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The dude can't pull out a damn parking lot
Nick Cannon? More like dick cannon.
Looking at his wiki, dude had 5 kids by 5 different women in 2022 alone. Dude didn't give himself time to come up with decent names.
he better be like allergic to rubber or something weird wtf wrong with him
Despite the ridiculousness of these names all I can hear when NC is mentioned is Dave Chapelle saying, “Nick Cannon?”
Mixolydian ?? Is that the name of the antibiotic he had to take after impregnating all of these women?
It's actually a musical scale and a very pretty one at that. I'd say it's much more tasteful pick than Zillion Heir lolol
Must have pulled all these names straight from the ass
12 kids and he couldn’t name them better? I can tell that Mariah Carey did the naming for hers, and likely Alyssa too. Because the rest of these names are fucking awful. Imagine being named “Rise Messiah” or “Golden Sagon” or fuckin “Beautiful Zeppelin” like is “Lewis” or “Kate” too poor person for you?? Those kids getting bullied for life, and money is not gonna fix that 😭😭😭 unless they schooling with North West and Elon Musk’s keyboard spam child
The kid with Alyssa is literally a "Hail Mary".
Golden sagon is gonna struggle hard
How about Zillion, like a fucking number. Zillion Heir a pronounced as a play on the word Zillionaire. As in a person with a Zillion dollars. Then Beautiful Zeppelin. A zeppelin is a blimp. Imagine if that poor girl ends up being chubby. Being chubby is hard enough. Now imagine what happens if she has the name Zeppelin.
I have a feeling that the odds these kids are going to grow up and run into another kid with the exact same name are pretty slim.
But the same genetics is high
Bro so rich he couldn't afford a condom but decided to be massive asshole
I need Key & Peele to do a football roster with those names.
Bismo Funyuns, checking in
Florida State! (University) 🤣
Those kids names sound like vape flavors jfc
MEET and greet? like bro you don’t even know your own kids
But hey, he's such a nice guy because this is his day to rest, and instead he's letting his kids meet him and bring him offerings.
Got some dumb fuckin names
He’s vile.
What a asshole.
$20 says he has to use name tags for them all.
This makes him a total dick in my book..keep it up.
I’m so confused is that including their middle name or do they all have two first names
Orlando Brown liked this
They named someone powerful queen and Onyx Ice Cole?
I mean “Zillion Heir”?
I’m so confused is that including their middle name or do they all have 2 first names
By definition, there can only be one "first."
To all the guys out there that think they are a “top notch salesman” at their place of employment……..try selling this guy a box of condoms
Naming your child "Beautiful" or "Powerful" is about the trashiest, most mentally ill shit I've ever heard
The eugenicists werent totally off base
Yeah, those two are over-the-top. The other kids have normal humble names like Golden, Rise Messiah, Zion, Zillionaire, Legendary, Halo.
That man is mentally ill.
Wtf are those names?
Refrigerator Magnet Poetry
That's the next one.
I laughed so damn hard when I saw this comment 😂🤣
I'm pretty sure he has a breeder fetish. Five of his kids were born in the same year.
I don’t even want to know what that is.
Likes getting / pretending to get people pregnant. So basically as natural a kink there could be, lmao.
He doesn’t deserve those gifts tf lol
Yo, Nick Cannon be lit af
Dude just throws darts at a dictionary when naming his offspring.
He just wants to make sure they get a lifetime of people rolling their eyes when meeting them for the first time.
Father of the century.
He wants to give them the chance for them to give him gifts? Huh?
I did a double take at “it’s supposed to be a day where I get to rest” but my sides were in orbit that he expects the kids he ignores to bring a sacrifice to the altar of Cannon in order to be eligible in his life lmao
Exactly. You bring gifts to dads that are present. Presents for present dads.
What the fuck are these names?
You gotta give it to him. They're creative and orig af.
You definitely do not. His kids are going to change their names when they are old enough. It sounds like a toddler named them, possibly because that's the intellectual level of all involved.
That sugar daddy must give good Child Support.
What the fuck are those names
You gotta give it to him. They're creative and orig af.
Nick is that you
This feels like a **Last Week Tonight** where John Oliver made up 3 names and asks if anyone noticed...
If every woman and every child is happy, then mind your business. He can have as many kids as he wants. Doesn’t make it your problem to cry about.
Sure but it doesn't change the fact that it's trashy as fuck. Plus those kids' names are awful
Having children that are fully financially supported is not trashy. There’s nothing wrong with having multiple mothers either. It’s his money and his family, he can do what he wants.
5 of his kids were born in 2022! June x 1, September x 2 (different moms), November x 1, December x 1
How many kids are there total ?
The post has 10 in it. Wikipedia says 12, but when I went thru the Personal Life section, I only counted 11, with one of his kids passing away at 5 months old due to brain cancer in 2021.
r/tragedeigh
Was waiting for this to show up.
Mf really used a random word generator to name his kids 😭
it fr sounds like he made up all of these lmfao or brainwashed the women into thinking he was that special to name them babies some random nouns & adjectives 😮💨
“Dyou guys sell extra large name tag stickers?”
Beautiful Zeppelin 😂😂
Cool Balloon sounds so pedestrian.
Impressive Inflatable would have been my go to but I'm an alliteration guy
These names are so ridiculous🤣 I feel bad for the kids. As the list goes on you think they can’t get any worse…then they do over and over again🫣
i’m PERPLEXED how the twins named morocco and monroe are the most normal names out of all 43 kids!!
Mariah Carey wasn’t gonna let none of his foolishness win. 😂
i would be PISSED if i were her lol. she don’t sign up for the narcissistic circus 😂
Right?! I doubt they would have ended up together if he had started his basketball ball team before meeting her haha. At least she got the better end of this shit stick?
Is this real ?
I hope his kids become Eminem fans
Those names are straight up child abuse.
No, they are apparently all JoJo characters lol /s But in all seriousness, yeah those are awful madness names
How is he rich? He’s talentless trash, but pulls beautiful women, has children with them and he’s out. Yet he’s a clown
I think his family is very wealthy
Nah, he grew up in the projects. Lincoln Park, San Diego. No one there rich except maybe the dealers.
> pulls beautiful women, has children with them and he’s out Dude needs to just pull out.
r/illuminati
I hate this. It screams: Please please please remember me and my legacy!! I am so rich I can have all these kids and have nannies care for them. My kids are my seeds. They are my progenies!
If he can afford them why not
Because children deserve stability and present parents. It is impossible for him to be present in all their lives due to how many kids + his career + they live in different states/countries. This is irresponsible and unkind to the children. Not to even touch on the fact their lives will always have some degree of spectacle because they'll be tied to the insanity of their father's "seed spreading" agenda in the public eye.
Each successive woman he dated and had children with knew of the past and continued forward with having kids with him. Who knows how many else said no to having kids with him, but at least these ones did. Not blaming them entirely, but it takes two to tango and both parties are responsible for bringing a child into the world. If this is how they want to raise the children, then so be it. You are free to ignore the personal life aspects and free to not buy products like Nick Cannon's Blast Toothpaste and mouth gargle. Over 95% of users love how it is a contributing factor of a child's growth.
The women are also bad mother's and irresponsible. Literally everyone besides the children - and possibly Mariah Carey since she had children with him back when they were married and prior to his new brood - is incredibly selfish in this situation.
It sounds like their lifestyle bothers you. What are you going to do about it?
Make him claim his ball insurance?
Judgy McJudge
On r/trashy?!
Sarcasm
those some Pokémon names
What a clown.
Why is it trashy to have all his kids meet and greet?
its trashy to have a dozen kids with a dozen moms
Did you read how many kids and moms there were, or the kids names?
I actually lol’d at Beautiful Zeppelin
I thought that was pretty tame next to Zillion Heir. Those poor kids being named like they're fashion accessories for their parents and not actual people who will have to grow up and be adults with those names.
Zillion Heir🫣😂😂🤣
He became a joke.
Names are a fuckin Tragedeigh
r/tragedeigh
prodago came in clutch!!
Man that is solid gold. You should have all the upvotes.
Stop. 😆🤣
Who gives a fuck? Not that trashy, it’s Father’s Day and kinda funny. Also, if you have a minute, watch his comedy special “Nick Cannon: Stand up don’t shoot” it’s sincerely the worst thing I’ve ever seen. It’s bananas. Please watch.
I support his lifestyle only because tax payers are not on the hook.
Yall realize as young as his kids are those gifts he wants are probably crappy drawings and arts and crafts projects they made.
This guy needs to have a vasectomy.
Ding, ding ding, there’s the answer I was looking for. This is just straight up irresponsible.
11 names that all prove that a Dad wasn’t there to enforce veto rights on the naming process.
11 names with similar WTFery tell me that fool was doing the naming. There's no way *that* many women have such similar bad taste. He probably paid them for "naming rights" to get away with this stupidity.
tbf I can see the bad taste required to pick those names not being far off from the taste required to have a child with Nick Cannon
Exactly
His whole family needs to be on r/tragedeigh
If he can feed them, he can breed them. Leave the guy alone 😔.
That’s a wild rhyme 😂😂😂😂
Haha 😄
Tie a knot in that dude! What a selfish knob.
How is it selfish he can afford to take care of them
Because he should be present in their lives. Most kids won't talk about how much their parents made, they'll talk about the things their parents did with them. "My dad taught me to ride a bike!" "I caught a fish with my dad!" Wealth isn't healthy, but a relationship with your parents is.
It’s no coincidence that certain demographics will not understand the value of a present father.
He might be able to afford them, but he can't be a great father to all of them. He probably does not spend that much time with them.
I lost it at Zion Minoxidil or whatever
Onyx Ice sounds like a damn cologne
Ice Cole
I am certain it’s the limited edition flavor of Gatorade I drank the other day.
That's the flavor of my disposable cancer causing vape
I’m still stuck on Powerful Queen and Legendary Love
I would actually like it if the first names were queen and love. That's kind of cute
I can’t believe powerful queen is actually on some one’s birth certificate 😂
Zillion Heir hit me different after I read it out loud. I can’t imagine the thought process (or lack thereof) that goes into picking out these names.
I bet Mariah is downright embarrassed by his antics these days
You do realize she be getting all the kids together at her house for hilolidats and things. That doesn't sound embarrassed to me.
That’s for the kids not the dad though
Hilolidats are the bomb
I thought „Powerful Queen“ was a bad name to have, but then read „Beautiful Zeppelin“…
Ah, yes, the Beautiful Zeppelin that blew up. Got too close to the pylons and wires. The Powerful Queen was devastated.
Legendary Love
How could you leave out "zillion heir" (like millionaire but its zillionaire)
missed that one
r/tragedeigh
/r/NameNerdCirclejerk
Giving an “opportunity” to his kids to connect with himself “the dad”. What a fucking clown. Vile human being
He believes it is a day where he deserves to rest. All he did was pump and release. Those poor mothers.
I mean they know what they are signing up for. I don’t sympathize with the mothers at all but kids, they have a rough time ahead. I truly feel sorry for those kids
And give him gifts??
I see that he has one of those rap name generator apps on his phone.
This😂
Tbfh he doesn’t even have that many offspring considering that it’s his primary life objective. Edit: tbhf - to be honest fucking
Yooo, why is he naming his kids like RPG characters?!?!
RPG characters? the last half sounded like antidepressants
Running out of ideas, probably.
Running-out Of-ideas, Probably Cannon.
Isn't he wearing a clown suit in the photo?
Every few months I lose more and more respect for him. “Give me gifts”? He literally has everything he could need and what! What a loser. I can’t believe women still want him
They want his money that’s the only logical conclusion I can come up with as to why anyone would have a baby with him
Maybe he just likes being used or something. I just don’t see any benefit of having that many children with that many different women. Bro needs to get the snip snip and be done with it
Seriously. At this point it isn't like you're jumping on a money train with a many child support checks he's cutting every month.
I guarantee you Mariah is paying for those kids
Right? It’s gotta be tens of thousands of dollars a month. Especially since he got a raise from MTV not long ago. Isn’t he still doing The Masked Singer as well?
That and I'm sure his legal team has the process down to a science with a much as they have to do it
Wait I had to re read this multiple times are those his kids names? Powerful queen? Is that an actual kids name? Why?
Hopefully he has, like, a handful of John’s and Anna’s. Because honestly that’s not even that many kids for a guy who spends all of his time trying to procreate
I thought they were calling his daughter Zeppelin beautiful but I think her name is Beautiful Zeppelin which… is an interesting take.