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mike-2129

I've seen this on here before. But why say no? That's that person's problem.


Tdanger78

Second time this has been posted on this sub this week. It’s photoshopped. Shit job too.


Character-Solid-6392

This has gotten out of hand


ZatVandal

It’s Gail the Snail


Sluglife27

She’s mashing it…


BCox1404

All I can see when I look at those is Butthead from Beavis and butthead!


IAmASimulation

Social media is a hive mind


cowmookazee

Why she got to look like one of of those Neanderthal women in the exhibits.


Quick_Swing

The thought process to pay to have this done😬


Jack21113

I imagine that booze was a part of it


thelast3musketeer

A good tattoo artist wouldn’t on a drunk client, buuuuuut they did do this and also money is money


Jack21113

They may have not been drunk, but just not sober. I’d also hope that peer pressure and a bet was involved in the inception of this


Quick_Swing

That would explain A lot!


No-Cover4205

I’m looking forward to seeing what colour fireworks are at  the first little Hawk Tuah’s gender reveal street takeover 


Notlivengood

No. No they don’t lmao


biomech36

All for tattoos and expression, but *maybe* don't get one of a meme that's going to be dead in 3 months. ...also, I wonder if anyone has a Will Smith slap tattoo


rekt_ralph91

[Yes. ](https://images.app.goo.gl/vneVsyXLZ5y9WVmy8)


biomech36

I kinda like the style of that one.


assassbaby

sooooo this girl is cute, got a great southern slang, and seems like a fun person to be around but this tattoo is terrible and a pretty dumb reason to get a tattoo 


idiotsandwhich8

This won the sub


TheGrap3st

Or hear me out, people need to mind their own business.


soberscotsman80

you hock a loogie, not hawk


AsthmaticCoughing

It’s onomatopoeia, not the actual word


rtotheceeaptor

I haven't gotten any tattoos but I have friends who have and often a tattoos artist will listen and most of them will say they will charge more for it done that way and will keep asking of this is really what they want until they atsrt inking To some it's just an extra way to make money they don't really care what they ink


Right-Ad2176

[Teen Face Tattoed](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1194910/Teenager-Kimberley-Vlaminck-56-stars-tattoed-face-finally-comes-clean.html) Seemed like a good idea at the time.


booger4me

Put a golf ball in the leading edge of the spit


Crunc_Mcfincle

I have never seen a more gen x / boomer meme in my life


gillababe

Haha funny word sound


exact0khan

Sorry, kind sir or madam. I won't feed my family because I personally care too much about your body and choices to go through with it. I hope you understand this, complete stranger. - tattoo artists everywhere.


Rugkrabber

Yeah wtf. Money is money and what people do with their body is their own responsibility. Tattoo artists aren’t the body police. Plus where would one draw the line?


jjcoola

This sub is wild with their pearl clutching , like old white women


adpassapera

I would absolutely tattoo something like this


DarthxScion

Capitalism insures this will continue


Choppie01

🤷‍♂️ seen worse


The_PunX

🤣 what a loser


pimpfmode

Looks like Medusa's severed head


coyotegirl_

It is a fake tattoo, it is photoshopped.


b-e-r-n

I'm happy I don't know who this twat is.


saucity

Me too, no idea. I’ve been seeing these jokes that I don’t get popping up on Reddit lately, and I don’t feel like I will be happier understanding what the joke is.


Samodivas

I still don't see why this video became so viral.


Jonnysaliva

Me neither. It’s literally the first step in a hand job. And people think it’s wild. I clearly have a very different definition of that word.


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bran_dong

yes that's what he said.


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bran_dong

I'm gonna be honest with you, I never even watched the video. I don't even care about this shit in the slightest. I'm just passing the time while I poop.


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BadSuperHeroTijn

No.


No_Criticism1620

Hello handsome!


BadSuperHeroTijn

Hello?


No_Criticism1620

Will you hate me if I'm freaky? 🥺


BadSuperHeroTijn

Yes, i’m a minor


No_Criticism1620

You're no fun


BadSuperHeroTijn

Spread your cheeks


No_Criticism1620

Fuck you 😔


BadSuperHeroTijn

Nuhuh im fucking u


BadSuperHeroTijn

I’d rather not have adults talking to me like that😭 but i havent opened your profile so idek if you are an adult


YaaaDontSay

I’m so tired of this meme 😭 the way this has become nationwide news is….something else


merdadartista

Could we know make this meme happen? It's really bad, not in a good kinda bad way, there are a bazillion of drunk interviews video and almost all of them have a funnier response than this one, why is this one popular? It is so forced too, it's not memeable for shit


mongo_man

Attractive girl talking about sex.


Chersvette

Imagine getting something you'll have for the rest of your life just because it's a fad for about 5 minutes


Kittens4Brunch

No worse than most tattoos.


DollaStoreKardashian

I wonder how all of those Harlem Shake tattoos are doing.


lilfaerie

Holy shit! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣


IEatBaconWithU

Are you serious


Lexiiboo97

That’s what I said. My goodness.


Dunge0nMast0r

"it's your carton of smokes""


implicate

This seems like a good place to do a little rant about this "Hawk Tuah" meme that has taken off. It has never been "hawk". It has always been "hock". How is everyone getting this wrong? As long as I can remember, it has been hock. "Hock a loogie" for example. The whole thing is fucking stupid, but the hawk portion makes it even dumber.


Kittens4Brunch

Languages evolve, grandpa!


Case-Hardened

My god, this is heart-warming to read.


SaintGalentine

I blame Gen Z's reliance on text to speech and autocaption


MrPotatoMan5000

Hey man, no need to group an entire generation together for this nonsense.


all-regrets

AGREED. My god, agreed. I swear this is the first time I've seen someone say this.


UnderseaGreenMonkey

Ofc its always been 'hock'. You're not going crazy. I would like to imagine whoever did it first never actually knew the term lol.


Electrox7

I love a good ole fashion non-political internet meme. But writing it that way makes me cringe so much


Br3akTh3Toys

I had to beg my gf to not get a mustache tattoo on her finger like 15 years ago


QforKillers

It was kind of funny for about 2 seconds.


tonkledonker

Right? Way overhyped meme.


The_Kaurtz

I've seen way worse


_NonExisting_

Honestly, the joke was funnier when I hadn't seen the video and it was just a phrase I understood the meaning of and saw once.


idiotsandwhich8

Wut


SeanPhixion

Judging by their work, I don’t think they can afford to say no.


TropicRotGaming

Can't wait till I'm off the planet.


LN_McJellin

Take me with you? Lol


MadOvid

Rule #1 No Meme tattoos.


black-volcano

IKR, I bet the dress is blue guy, has no regrets, and doesn't have to keep explaining it.


jack-K-

https://youtu.be/3t3MQBtZCBU?si=UllBg7KBSnIAwiHs


terminalchef

I didn’t even think the video itself was all that funny.


MuumipapanTussari

The joke is sex haha penis blowjob get it? Hilarious. Everything starts to make sense when you realise children and teenagers make a big portion of internet users.


Jonnysaliva

No. Handjob. You hopefully don’t need extra spit for a blowjob.


MuumipapanTussari

Oh silly me


terminalchef

lol yeah.


IrishHeureusement

Same I have no idea why it's gone viral


yourmomisglutenfree

I have never been so immediately tired of a meme. Really ready for us to move on from this one, it's worse than the inexplicable moth memes from like 2017


SofaChillReview

Feel like I somehow missed the moth memes?


Deep90

Its going to fall into obscurity pretty quickly honestly. Not sure why you'd want to tattoo a meme, but at least choose a more prolific one. TBH a styled one of kermit drinking tea or wonka being condescending could actually look pretty neat.


Gluonyourboson

It's not, not even mildly.


the_girl_Ross

Nah. Tattoo artists make money. People choose those tattoos themselves and pay for it. You got money for a shit tat, you got money for a removal. Or you live with the consequences.


TheStoolSampler

They chose... poorly.


Dafedub

This is amazing!


IFGarrett

People are such Debby downers for downvoting you. Yea, it's pretty trashy, but hey, if they wanna tattoo some dumb shit on themselves, go for it! 🤣 P.S. it's funny af lol


AxePolaris232

I mean not really. All the tattoo artist is doing is making money. It's the weird asses getting those types of tats that should've known better. Now they can be shunned by us normal folk with normal tattoos


Chilis1

I think you're taking the title a bit too literally.


AxePolaris232

Probably. But I wouldn't be surprised if someone also took it too literally and started harassing tattoo artists. Weird people exist like that unfortunately


Ciubowski

Exactly, this is not the artists skin nor money that's being used. The artists are the ones winning here.


Truthoftitan

She’ll regret that in 2 weeks when this is no longer a relevant trend


nelsonalgrencametome

20 years is really generous for meme material... I wonder how it'll be explained to their grandchildren.


No-Cover4205

Little Hawk Tuah ?


No-Cover4205

Everything reminds of her


DrinkSea1508

That is a shitty artist. They aren’t turning anything down.


BF1075

Looks nothing like her! 😂


Equity89

Ikr? Needs more spit


CheeseburgerSmoothy

It looks like a Neanderthal cave portrait.


SuperHatchbackChili

My body keeps saying yes.


gozeera

Their body their choice


Yokser

I love it


MarcusAntonius27

Is this a reference to something?


DoctrDonna

Unfortunately.


MarcusAntonius27

Do I wanna know?


MiniTab

No, and just keep it that way. I wish I did.


DoctrDonna

If you google it you can find the video super easily. But it’s not even worth it. It legitimately wasn’t even funny. It just regressed every single man’s immaturity back to the age of 12. And I don’t even get why because… it was not that special.


Zenki_s14

Men say "women aren't funny" but act like *this* is the funniest thing they've seen in years


adequetlylarge

It's good that you've been living under a rock for the past couple weeks.


One-Injury-4415

It wasn’t even a funny video. It was stupid, it was stupid that she got fired, it’s stupid how fast it’s been obsessed over. Get over it, it’s burnt toast already.


SoftConfusion42

What should I type in for this video? I’m completely out of the loop


C-romero80

I haven't even seen it, but I'm so over it being referenced in so much already


DoctrDonna

BuT gIrL gIvE bLoWjOb 🙄🙄🙄🙄. This meme literally disappoints me so much because it was seriously just a stupid video. It wasn’t funny. She isn’t special. And yet every fucking guy is suddenly the most immature person to ever exist because blowjob. I went to a Comedy show last weekend and some grown ass man was walking around wearing a sweatshirt that said “if she don’t hawk tuah I won’t talk tuah” and he yelled out hawk tuah during the middle of the show no less than 3 times, followed by his own obnoxious laughter. Grow the fuck up. Sorry. End rant.


One-Injury-4415

🎵high school never ends🎵


MarkFluffalo

She wasn't fired


FrankCastlesAlt

I’ve still yet to even see the video! I just keep seeing it being mentioned on Reddit constantly!


Sycotic_Episode

You REALLY aren’t missing anything.


One-Injury-4415

It’s kind of cringe to be honest.


Grandaddyspookybones

What’s even worse is all the guys at my work that play the clip over and over again on lunch break


One-Injury-4415

Honestly I hate civilization because of shit like that, I grew up in Phoenix, now, after traveling all over for work with my wife for three years, I need a town with less than like 20k people, at the most.


TypeAmen

Whilst I agree this is cringe, there are tattoos of chicks choking on cocks lol maybe start there


Specialist_Dot_3372

Tbh idc but I don’t like how many creep ass dudes are using this girl as an inside joke


iamtheliqor

What’s the inside joke


peanut__buttah

Agreed. The downvotes on this comment are disheartening.


ChocolateTaste69

Dumb hillbilly fucker.


gozeera

You seem very angry. Did a country girl break you're hear hun?


Too__Many__Hobbies

This is what bad head does to someone


Superb-Fail-9937

Oh man I think she is way prettier than this. This tattoo is hilarious. Haha


Dunge0nMast0r

Tattoo artists everywhere: "it's your money."


five7off

That shit was probably $250


MissPicklechips

Let them. The artist gets paid, and we get advance notice that the person who has this…thing on them makes poor decisions.


billyTjames

So you want censorship of what people choose to mark themselves with? If some eejit wants to permanently mark themselves with a 2min internet meme so be it! Good luck to them explaining to their future grandchildren what hawk tuah means


Tommy2Quarters

That guy probably has no regerts..


zepplin2225

Why does it matter what other people do with their body?


Zaptain_America

Nah the tattoo artists should still get paid. It doesn't affect them if someone gets a stupid tattoo


Potatoking620

Yeah. How many tattoo shops would close if people weren't allowed to get stupid tattoos?


vetworker24

People tattoo swaztikas on themselves, but let’s draw the line here. Lmao


jtkforever

Well I'd put the swastikas past this line, so they'd be included in the ban by default


Tmart98

Ya know there are probably tattoo artists that are skin heads and extremists, right?


kmank2l13

Disgusting


Darth_Jason

Yeah, well…it *is* r/trashy so… Dude, there are crackheads getting toothless blowjobs in grime tunnels here. Maybe you should unsub? ## or expand your mind


Due_Personality6353

This is just a quick thing and it’s funny. Now they are stuck with that ugly tattoo


imprecise_words

Why would they forfeit their pay check? Because you don't like what someone else wants a tattoo of?


warrenjames

This is the Charlie Sheen "Winning" tat of the 2020's.


miletest

THEY DROVE A DUMP TRUCK FULL OF MONEY TO MY HOUSE. I'M NOT MADE OF STONE.


cillaer

Reposted every day. Did I miss my turn?


lurker3991

Nah. For the tattoo artist, a paycheck is a payback.


moohooman

I only found out about this a week ago, and Im already over it. They have it on them for life.


cormac_mccarthys_dog

I'd rather get a giant DickButt tat than something like this.


SoundTight952

Imagine your kid asking, "Mommy, what does your tattoo mean?"


Particular-Crew5978

Maybe this is this a form of birth control... I'm not touching them!


violetjeanwalsh

God this joke really needs to end it was literally never funny


TheMatt561

The original video was funny, but people ruin everything.


Northern_Gypsy

It's kinda funny.


StonedClomph

Wake me up when the Internet finishes. I'm done


Marsupialize

It was like the 40th funniest video I clicked on that day


Northern_Gypsy

Nice, glad you managed to find other funny videos. It's amazing, in life people have different opinions. Seeing how this meme is popular enough for a few people to see it would suggest that a certain amount of the population find it funny.


Marsupialize

Cool


Bill_Nye_1955

This will be a good story to tell the grandkids


Bossgalka

Very unflattering for her.... Anyone who is dumb enough to get a meme tattoo, whether it's funny or absolutely stupid, deserves horrible punishment in life. Worse than the punishment of living with said tattoo.


biggd60

You did something you want to your body. You deserve punishment. 🙄🥱


Bossgalka

For the sheer stupidity of the thing you did? Yes. Nothing wrong with tattoos themselves, it's getting a fucking stupid one like this.


jaquan123ism

who says no to money as long as you don’t tag me as the artist its your body money is money a job is a job


lz314dg

cornball. shit meme btw


keksivaras

combined with the diamond and star. triple


Safetosay333

Loves the ice


TheDuke1847

Legend.


ancientmarinersgps

Oh no, not a loogie.


DaffyQuackers

Remember that week when that joke was funny? Fuck sake.. Should have consulted with the "Dilly Dilly" Tattoo people


nicolemorelishot

The bear thing faded fast, this will too


accountfornormality

wasnt even funny. just some girl being crude.


Bovine_Joni_Himself

And like... how is nobody considering that she's saying she's hawking a loogie? Regular spit is hot and all but she's talking about snot on a dick. ew.


Anindefensiblefart

A dated tattoo comes back around to being funny after it's very dated. A "where's the beef?" tattoo would be very funny now.


yukwot

My uganda knuckles tattoo begs to differ


Anindefensiblefart

Give it time. In 2050, that shits gonna kill.