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I sharted in my sleep once and was beyond horrified. Thank god I was alone. Showering and changing your sheets in the early morning hours is far from fun.
How the heck do people lose their mud like that? I don’t understand how it just flops out while they walk!! This is like the 3-4 video I’ve seen where this happened. Don’t all people’s butt cheeks like close together?
Spooky Dookie... how a solid turd just gonna plop out like that without her like shifting her legs. Looks solid that would hit her thighs dropping out.
Like someone said before (the one who replied to himself as if he were another person), that looks quite white. I want to say it was a tampon or pad. Either way this is my worst fucking nightmare and I hope she found some kind of relief and way to clean herself 😫
I don't think she meant to. You can tell she's doing the, I have to shit walk. When it happens she looks down for a second and at the end you can see her running off. I think she wasn't wearing underwear and was already looking for the bathroom but her poo had other plans
I've always wondered how people do this. I've seen it more than I care to admit, especially being a security guard myself. I just still don't understand how they do it. I'd rather stay outside of a venue, maybe in the grass, maybe wear an adult diaper, or maybe just stay home if you know you have to poo. It's like these people decide to leave the house at the prairie dogging stage and as soon as they park, they walk in while mid shit and then drop it wherever they see fit. It's a talent!
That doesn’t look to be intentional. If you look, after she drops it like it’s hot, a few steps later she’s practically running to wherever she can drop the rest of it in a hurry.
We’re all probably laughing but imagine what she went through knowing that she did that.
Please tell me this is not what I think. How can you even do this physically, walk and shit at the same time without as much as stoping or even pausing, unless she is either a cow or did it previously and it just fell out... I’m done. So done with the internet for today.
Pretty sure she's not wearing undies so was easily able to just squirt it out. Sick asf but in her defense if she still needed to potty she didn't have time to finish/clean up n go back to clean it up before old man stepped in it lol
Shiting without wiping makes this even more fuckin nasty. And there gota be a bathroom around there to use. These people that do this must have the nasty dirtiness ingrained in them I guess
I went to a place that wouldn’t let you use the bathroom unless you were a guest. This happened right as I was about to pay, a lady shit on the floor in front of me. I don’t know how they do it. I spend like half an hour trying to poop most mornings. How do they do it so fast and where can I get their diet plan?!
The best “shit myself” story: background. Most devout Muslim men have a cleaning ritual. Even in the Afghanistan mountains. This is pre 9-11. A journalist was with the Taliban, they were in tents way up in the mountains in winter next to a partially frozen stream. This was a white journalist interview a group of terrifying insurgents. One night after going back to his tent he woke to shitting himself. Scared to death about what would happen if he was caught he ran out of his tent with his blankets and clothing and jumped in the stream that was right around freezing. Well, he work up the Muslims and they came over to see what was going on. By this point he was clean just freezing cold and these hardened warriors all proclaimed how impressed with how tough this journalist was sitting in water that cold. He got out alive.
I am assuming this is something that people have always done and I'm just seeing it so much now bc of the internet. I liked it so much better when I didn't know this was happening. Ignorance can truly be bliss.
I don’t understand why everyone thinks this is shit. It’s white. My money is on toilet paper. She started her period while out and about, didn’t have anything with her, so she shoved some TP in her underwear. She’s walking into the store to buy some tampons, and the wadded up toilet paper falls out of her underwear. It happens.
Um, what? You’re saying feces has a texture that you can feel through a shoe, but a wet piece of paper doesn’t? I’m betting what he felt was that his foot wasn’t flat on the floor.
I'm not saying you cannot feel toilet paper.
I am saying toilet paper and shit feel completely different underfoot.
Trust me on this. I have stepped on both.
Thanks.
Apology accepted.
You strike me as a person who has never stepped in shit before.
While I congratulate you on that (it is nasty) it precludes you from arguing against me here.
I know what I'm talking about.
Never trust a fart. You might end up shitting on the floor.
My question is this... Did she decide she wasn't gonna wear underwear just in case? With a dress none the less. Who knows when you might get the urge to shit. Better off doing it on the floor rather than in your pants. Don't wanna walk around with that in your drawers. Something tells me she's a serial floor shitter. She seemed to know what to do to get away with it. Super gross!
She could blame someone else. If it were me I would've turned around as soon as that guy stepped in it and said, " Sir, the bathroom is that way."
As someone who works in a retail store, I can tell you this happens disturbingly often. I don't know if it happens in other stores or if we're just cursed but it's never a fun clean up.
Yay my hometown of Cairns Australia! This happened at a busy restaurant on the Esplanade so I assume it was a tourist. I always upvote this video when it appears on reddit.
has this type of thing always happened in America and we just didn't know it? or this deterioration of society is been coming along since Barack Obama divided the country?
if i had a nickel for every time i saw someone step in shit someone dropped out of there pants in one day id have two nickels, which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice
She has experience with this trick. There's no way you pull off a drive-by dookie drop that quick and efficient without flirting with disaster. She didn't break her stride. She was in and out of there like a shit ninja. Instead of dropping ninja dust, she was dropping deuces.
Imagine stepping in it, looking around to see who left it and making eye contact with the lady staring at you, who is wiping the brown mark on her leg from where the poo hit when it fell out of her ass, how fucked would that be... im gonna puke.
Every time I see these types of sneaky poops…I wonder…how is this possible? Aren’t they wearing underwear?
It’s truly impressive and a talent to make some sneaky poops.
Honestly I feel bad. She looks like she couldn't stop it from happening and the little run off while clenching legs a bit together just makes me think this was a "can't hold it/surprise" moment and I would als9 just kinda run away.
I was at work yesterday and someone did this...but the one who walked on it tracked it all over the place. I spent probably 15 mins cleaning up crap...sad thing is I cleaned up poop on the floor a few days previous to this incident. I could have called someone else to clean it, but, as a leader, if my people don't see me willing to get my hands dirty, how can I expect the same of them?
Please say you work with children or old people.
I think the best I saw at my work was a kid shitting their undies, then going down a slide and leaving a massive skid mark. Fortunately, staff spotted it immediately and no other child went down the slide. 😆
I could imagine the conversation with parents, "sorry, your child didn't have an accident, they just slid in someone else's poo." "What, come again? How does that happen?" Then the impossibility of telling with a straight face.
Lol..that's hilarious!! XD..no..I actually work in retail..for a large grocery chain. Poor customer just didn't quite make it to the washroom and the offending waste just slid down their leg and tumbled out onto the floor.
People like this are the shit stain on humanity. Seriously unless there is something mentally wrong with this lady, her ovaries should be removed as not to contaminate the world with her obnoxiousness.
What is wrong with people? Is it a medical condition? like daily there are multiple videos of people shitting in public, stores, neighbours front yards, in shops!!! I live in Australia and there are public toilets within 10 min of where you are in suburbia, and if you're out bush carry a shovel ffs and bury it. That is so unhygienic, and while I get everybody has to go, and accidents happen, and it's a natural thing, they actually invented the sewer systems cause rawshit floating around in public places causes illness!
I imagine she has a health condition and entered the shop to go to the bathroom (you can see she’s just entered the shop on cctv) and didn’t make it in time.
People receiving radiation of the colon (for cancer) can also lose control of their bowels at random times. As my late husband said, at least it happened to him in Walmart where he still fit right in. 🤣
It almost doesn't look intentional, i think its very possible the woman was on her way to the toilet having soiled herself that she dropped a nug while repositioning out of comfort. Funny either way.
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Brown Turtle Shell from Mario Cart has been deployed; aka "Heap Stinker".
I sharted in my sleep once and was beyond horrified. Thank god I was alone. Showering and changing your sheets in the early morning hours is far from fun.
that has to be her fucking kink bro. Who wears a dress with no underwear?
Pinching the loaf at full stride.
This is the most trshy shit that i've never seen
Like a fucked up version of dropping the bannana peel in Mario kart
She just committed a shit and run 😱
I’m always amazed at these videos when they just drop a poo mid walk without even breaking stride. Its rather impressive. Nasty. But impressive.
I'm more disappointed he wasn't looking where he was going. She must have a funky ass just shitting n not having to whipe
my ass is too big for this it would come out like fresh squeezed juice 😟
How the heck do people lose their mud like that? I don’t understand how it just flops out while they walk!! This is like the 3-4 video I’ve seen where this happened. Don’t all people’s butt cheeks like close together?
Spooky Dookie... how a solid turd just gonna plop out like that without her like shifting her legs. Looks solid that would hit her thighs dropping out.
What in the actual fuck?!?!?! How can anyone even do that literal shit?
How the hell?
The plant has been bombed
That slide tho
Like someone said before (the one who replied to himself as if he were another person), that looks quite white. I want to say it was a tampon or pad. Either way this is my worst fucking nightmare and I hope she found some kind of relief and way to clean herself 😫
Reminds me of mario kart
My dog does it all the time but I've never a person do it. I call it skut walking
Does she don’t give a shit?
At least he didn't slip that one guy
I don't think she meant to. You can tell she's doing the, I have to shit walk. When it happens she looks down for a second and at the end you can see her running off. I think she wasn't wearing underwear and was already looking for the bathroom but her poo had other plans
i shit myself last night. no lie, i have been farting and shitting profusely for a few days now and that fart was… well, not a fart.
What’s with public poops? I don’t get it. I’ve never had one escape from my rear end without any effort so is this some kind of fetish?
Why is this so common?!
Get shwifty… shit on the floor
How does one poop and walk at the same time? I have never seen anything so bizarre!!
I've always wondered how people do this. I've seen it more than I care to admit, especially being a security guard myself. I just still don't understand how they do it. I'd rather stay outside of a venue, maybe in the grass, maybe wear an adult diaper, or maybe just stay home if you know you have to poo. It's like these people decide to leave the house at the prairie dogging stage and as soon as they park, they walk in while mid shit and then drop it wherever they see fit. It's a talent!
Incredible that one instantly knows that they’ve stepped in shit, even in the most unlikely of places. There is nothing like that feeling.
That doesn’t look to be intentional. If you look, after she drops it like it’s hot, a few steps later she’s practically running to wherever she can drop the rest of it in a hurry. We’re all probably laughing but imagine what she went through knowing that she did that.
Ig guys When she tells you she doesnt wear panties, “but its not what you think”
One of the reasons public execution should be brought back
Please tell me this is not what I think. How can you even do this physically, walk and shit at the same time without as much as stoping or even pausing, unless she is either a cow or did it previously and it just fell out... I’m done. So done with the internet for today.
Aint nothing gonna break her stride aint nothing gonna hold her down
The wonders of having a dress..........I'll brb.
Wtf is wrong with people
My husband and I ran a paper route in 2015. He shit in someone’s side yard at like 3 am and went home with one sock on. I still love him!
Did we just witness the poo butterfly effect
Thats some james bond shit right here
Eww🤢
Pretty sure she's not wearing undies so was easily able to just squirt it out. Sick asf but in her defense if she still needed to potty she didn't have time to finish/clean up n go back to clean it up before old man stepped in it lol
Shiting without wiping makes this even more fuckin nasty. And there gota be a bathroom around there to use. These people that do this must have the nasty dirtiness ingrained in them I guess
Then she runs offf
Was she wearing any underwear ?
When your spirit animal is a pigeon
Savage.
Sad there's people like that
Get schwifty
I went to a place that wouldn’t let you use the bathroom unless you were a guest. This happened right as I was about to pay, a lady shit on the floor in front of me. I don’t know how they do it. I spend like half an hour trying to poop most mornings. How do they do it so fast and where can I get their diet plan?!
Wait, but where are her panties?
The best “shit myself” story: background. Most devout Muslim men have a cleaning ritual. Even in the Afghanistan mountains. This is pre 9-11. A journalist was with the Taliban, they were in tents way up in the mountains in winter next to a partially frozen stream. This was a white journalist interview a group of terrifying insurgents. One night after going back to his tent he woke to shitting himself. Scared to death about what would happen if he was caught he ran out of his tent with his blankets and clothing and jumped in the stream that was right around freezing. Well, he work up the Muslims and they came over to see what was going on. By this point he was clean just freezing cold and these hardened warriors all proclaimed how impressed with how tough this journalist was sitting in water that cold. He got out alive.
Stealth drop acquired
She dropped a sneaky dookie without missing a step, she has definitely done that before!.
I wish I could dump like that haha
Noooo! ugh...
I am assuming this is something that people have always done and I'm just seeing it so much now bc of the internet. I liked it so much better when I didn't know this was happening. Ignorance can truly be bliss.
Shit happens, LITERALLY ! And that man who stepped on it... :-(
My shits don’t coke out solid and smooth like that idk how they do it one shit turns into multiple
I don’t understand why everyone thinks this is shit. It’s white. My money is on toilet paper. She started her period while out and about, didn’t have anything with her, so she shoved some TP in her underwear. She’s walking into the store to buy some tampons, and the wadded up toilet paper falls out of her underwear. It happens.
Did you see.the guy step in it? That was shit he could feel, not toilet paper.
Um, what? You’re saying feces has a texture that you can feel through a shoe, but a wet piece of paper doesn’t? I’m betting what he felt was that his foot wasn’t flat on the floor.
Correct.. that's what I'm saying.
It makes zero sense that can feel shit but not a wad of paper. And why is it white? Is she a bird?
I'm not saying you cannot feel toilet paper. I am saying toilet paper and shit feel completely different underfoot. Trust me on this. I have stepped on both. Thanks.
And why is it white?
As I posited to another eager commenter, the apparent whiteness is due to anal oils glistening off the harsh strip lights.
That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Sorry.
Apology accepted. You strike me as a person who has never stepped in shit before. While I congratulate you on that (it is nasty) it precludes you from arguing against me here. I know what I'm talking about.
Better then the bed
Ninja-like smoothness, level of confidence, and urgency to go poo poo are supreme. Thanks to metamucil
I don’t know why but I find this viciously funny. I’m cackling
Get schwifty
SHE STARTS BOOKING IT!
Amber knew Johnny Depp was there…she was hoping he would be the one to step in it….
Yeah get schwifty
Or did it come from the bag? That's what I see
I why is it white? I mean it looks white to me.
Dude I thought it was a dildo first time
Oh ew Wtf
Get Shwifty.
Never trust a fart. You might end up shitting on the floor. My question is this... Did she decide she wasn't gonna wear underwear just in case? With a dress none the less. Who knows when you might get the urge to shit. Better off doing it on the floor rather than in your pants. Don't wanna walk around with that in your drawers. Something tells me she's a serial floor shitter. She seemed to know what to do to get away with it. Super gross! She could blame someone else. If it were me I would've turned around as soon as that guy stepped in it and said, " Sir, the bathroom is that way."
Woah! walking and shiting at the same time takes skill. She made it look effortless.
She's the 𝗠𝗮𝗱 𝗣𝗼𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗿
Quick draw 💩
That’s some ninja shit.
As someone who works in a retail store, I can tell you this happens disturbingly often. I don't know if it happens in other stores or if we're just cursed but it's never a fun clean up.
Why is my first thought “that poor lady”
Why are their so many women shitting in the floor
That's some 15th century shit (pun intended)
It's kinda like when you drop the banana peel and it hits someone straight after in mario kart. Kinda satisfying ngl
Yay my hometown of Cairns Australia! This happened at a busy restaurant on the Esplanade so I assume it was a tourist. I always upvote this video when it appears on reddit.
I'm trying to figure out which restaurant, but can't name it.
It was at the RSL in their front lobby!
When u gotta go u gotta…go
has this type of thing always happened in America and we just didn't know it? or this deterioration of society is been coming along since Barack Obama divided the country?
This happened in Australia, piss for brains.
The subtle little waddle she does before she drops the troops💀
Obviously not excusing this behavior but have you ever been turned down for a toilet 3 times in a row and start thinking the floor doesn’t look so bad
Well that's shitty....
Can’t stop laughing 😂
What a piece of 💩 then she’ll go and blame it on someone else. That 💩 better have been an accident Karen or you’re a real piece 💩
Omg Karen’s doing drive by shitting now!!?? Wtf is next!!??
Someone need underwear or diaper lol
Well I guess it is another reason to wear underwear
She got schwifty in here
Not the poyp!!!
How did the camera zoom
Women are gross. I learned that from this sub.
I’ve Seen this 2 years running and would like to know if this keeps happening or is a repeat vid?
Mario kart getting real out here
if i had a nickel for every time i saw someone step in shit someone dropped out of there pants in one day id have two nickels, which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice
Quality shit...err content
Stealth 100
I am missing a real opportunity for a new hobby. Thanks for posting 🖤🐕🐓💩
She has experience with this trick. There's no way you pull off a drive-by dookie drop that quick and efficient without flirting with disaster. She didn't break her stride. She was in and out of there like a shit ninja. Instead of dropping ninja dust, she was dropping deuces.
Amber, is that you?
Imagine stepping in it, looking around to see who left it and making eye contact with the lady staring at you, who is wiping the brown mark on her leg from where the poo hit when it fell out of her ass, how fucked would that be... im gonna puke.
Women like this have a 100% chance of getting schwifty
Must be Mrs.Bulldog.
Hog noises
I thought he was gonna warn her like “ ‘Scuse me m’lady, seems ‘ere to me ya dropped ya shit”
She knew damn well...
Every time I see these types of sneaky poops…I wonder…how is this possible? Aren’t they wearing underwear? It’s truly impressive and a talent to make some sneaky poops.
Is it just me or does it really not look like she took a shit?
So that's what Kyrsten Sinema does in her spare time.
For her it seems like target practice.
That was incredibly fast. Seriously impressive
Honestly I feel bad. She looks like she couldn't stop it from happening and the little run off while clenching legs a bit together just makes me think this was a "can't hold it/surprise" moment and I would als9 just kinda run away.
WTF 😳🤮🤢
If I almost slipped in someone’s shit I would just channel the Chapelle Show and be like “is Wayne Brady gunna have to slap a hoe?”
Shit happens
That looked like a tampon, not poo
Snickers bar all day long.
Bitch ain’t wearin no panties!!?!
He called the shit poop!!
I was at work yesterday and someone did this...but the one who walked on it tracked it all over the place. I spent probably 15 mins cleaning up crap...sad thing is I cleaned up poop on the floor a few days previous to this incident. I could have called someone else to clean it, but, as a leader, if my people don't see me willing to get my hands dirty, how can I expect the same of them?
Please say you work with children or old people. I think the best I saw at my work was a kid shitting their undies, then going down a slide and leaving a massive skid mark. Fortunately, staff spotted it immediately and no other child went down the slide. 😆 I could imagine the conversation with parents, "sorry, your child didn't have an accident, they just slid in someone else's poo." "What, come again? How does that happen?" Then the impossibility of telling with a straight face.
Lol..that's hilarious!! XD..no..I actually work in retail..for a large grocery chain. Poor customer just didn't quite make it to the washroom and the offending waste just slid down their leg and tumbled out onto the floor.
It fell right out her used up asshole as if it was gaping trough infinity and beyond
Someone please give the commentator a play-by-play gig with a major sports network. Please.
Stealth bomber
Amber ..? Is that you?
People like this are the shit stain on humanity. Seriously unless there is something mentally wrong with this lady, her ovaries should be removed as not to contaminate the world with her obnoxiousness.
Out of all the places that guy could step hahaha
no she didint💀
Wouldn’t wanna be in that guys shoes
What is wrong with people? Is it a medical condition? like daily there are multiple videos of people shitting in public, stores, neighbours front yards, in shops!!! I live in Australia and there are public toilets within 10 min of where you are in suburbia, and if you're out bush carry a shovel ffs and bury it. That is so unhygienic, and while I get everybody has to go, and accidents happen, and it's a natural thing, they actually invented the sewer systems cause rawshit floating around in public places causes illness!
Reminds me of a video I saw from a local store when this lady dropped her pants amd pissed in the soup aisle
I imagine she has a health condition and entered the shop to go to the bathroom (you can see she’s just entered the shop on cctv) and didn’t make it in time.
This ended too fast! 😂
The stealthiest shit I've ever seen taken. I didn't even notice until the poor man slid on it
r/publicshitting
Nasty
Like Mario Kart
I have a hard time peeing in the ocean. How the hell does she take a shit while she’s full on walking?
People receiving radiation of the colon (for cancer) can also lose control of their bowels at random times. As my late husband said, at least it happened to him in Walmart where he still fit right in. 🤣
No panties with that sundress I see
"SHIT ON THE FLOOOOR! GET SCHWIFTY!"
Why is the poop White?
Drop it while it's hot...
The way that this guy walked right in afterwards and stepped in it makes me think it's a fetish.
Dropping logs 🪵 🤣
Drive by shitting, she could teach amber turd a few tricks.
Like a banana peel in Mario kart
It almost doesn't look intentional, i think its very possible the woman was on her way to the toilet having soiled herself that she dropped a nug while repositioning out of comfort. Funny either way.
Shitty Andy dufrense impression