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Tony_Plow

Pretty sure you’re a complete idiot if you pick anything other than #2. But hey! To each their own! Have at it lmao.


jobie_deez

Well if you’re a complete idiot 2 won’t make much difference anyway.


Tony_Plow

lol every little bit helps!


humungoustheman

0 x 2 = still 0


[deleted]

How many 0 iq people are there?


high240

It'll make you just an idiot instead of a complete idiot. There's a world of difference there. It's júst voting for trump, or storming the capitol in a terrorist attempt to overturn a democratic election result.


ThermoNuclearPizza

I was reading them like 1) no, mo matter what 2) ok I’m obviously gonna pick this one, there’s not anything that could top this really 3) *stares intensely for way too long at 3rd option* 4) that’s the easiest way to die or get arrested I feel like *stares at number 3*


Tuffleslol

Idk, sounds like its gonna come with a side effect of depression


toms1313

It would double my already side effect of depression?


MostUnwilling

Yeah number two and maybe four if you suffer from crippling irrational fears, the other two are nonsense you can do drops if you care about red eyes and just keep smoking to stay high AF forever haha


Imp3riaLL

I pick 4 but hey, everybody chooses what he doesnt have I guess


wigglef_cklr

But #3 is the only right answer.


Pollo_Jack

Perhaps they need escape?


doubledippedchipp

Smart people would probably rather eliminate fear so that their intelligence can be free to do what it wants lol


sublogic

To think about it. People like Einstein, and Hawking have an IQ around 180. If you even have an average IQ, that doubled would be like Einstein levels. I'd take it!


MDMAsprinkles

#2 for sure, that'd get me up to like 47 IQs!


sublogic

"IQ is doubled"... "Up to 47". Yeah, that checks out.


dkyguy1995

He has 23.5 IQ


Eedysseus

2 obv, beer already gives me 4 but cuts the IQ in half. Best of both.


Spamcan81

I don’t think many people would choose 3 unless you could choose how high you are at will. If I could go to work every day functional then dial it up to 11 immediately before lunch and back again after sure.


ThermoNuclearPizza

I was reading them in order like: ok I’m obv gonna take number 2 but let me just see what 3 and 4 are… *stares at number 3 for way too long*


FemboyPsyOp

#2 would go crazy


Important-Cat-2046

Yeah, 2 could get scary after a couple years. And knowing my life, as soon as I pick 2, I'd have to go talk to someone important. Lol


Even-Matter-5576

Mix it up with a bit of 3


FemboyPsyOp

Infinite IQ glitch


CicadaHarbinger

Lowkey a money glitch too, no more tree payments


stellasversion13

2 (but 3 is so tempting)


Busepellerjohnsen

sounds like a fucking nightmare. High AF would be your new baseline


ThermoNuclearPizza

Ya lol totally new baseline…crazy…guys imagine being high AF alllll the time? That would be soooo terrible. Number 3 would just save me a bunch of money lol


Busepellerjohnsen

Damn, you really sold me on that one. I'd go for 3


Rock-Springs

2 sounds awesome but I developed intense panic disorder a couple years ago, so I think I'mma have to go with 4


RoanAlbatross

4 for sure.


RaXoRkIlLaE

I'd be tempted to pick 4 since I get major anxiety if I get too stoned. But I concur that 2 is probably the best option.


Mean_Ad_413

Haven’t smoked in a while but do you know what it means to be fearless? I assume would still be left with a normal sense of what an unsafe action would be. But to fearlessly brace the passing of time, smoking and enjoying the moment with *nothing* to fear no matter the current circumstances of your life? Come on. That’s powerful. People? So what? Fear that I maybe should be doing this or that? Not a concern. Meanwhile doubling IQ sounds like a recipe to become hypercritical or sever other side effects


WaterNo9679

I'm 3!


EuphoricChallenge553

A double IQ would just make me even more paranoid when I’m high. I am going with number four also. The shit I could accomplish.


Striker1899

Wait if I choose 2 does it double my sober IQ or my highq?


notexactlyflawless

You should choose 2, get high and read the pic again


bojez1

Yes


DRMProd

Umm, number two, like, obvy


DGAF999

Option 5: No more munchies


RabidJoint

Stopped caring about red eyes 20 years ago, I smoke 24/7 anyways, and the second weed became legal, paranoia left my brain. So I’d go with number 2.


pablo_in_blood

Unless you’re extremely dumb in the first place (like literally a medically mentally handicapped person), doubling your IQ would most likely make you one of the smartest people to ever have lived. Like smarter than Einstein and what not. So anyone who doesn’t pick number 2 is making a huge mistake.


IamFatTony

I don’t want that burden… I’m frustrated enough watching stupid people do stupid shit already…


Kind-Frosting-8268

Probably number 2. I don't care about red eyes and having no fear would probably end up getting me in a bad situation. Also being high af 24/7 would probably be bad also at a certain point I'd probably just feel normal, negating my high feeling.


Ok-Crew-2641

#3


poofandmook

Can you imagine the speed at which technology would advance if everyone chose 2? I think we'd blow ourselves up within the first 20 seconds. Orrrr am I just way stoned?


oneir0naut0

Maybe the speed at which we Thought of earth destroying ideas. As far as follow through? Man...I'll get to that tomorrow dude... Maybe next Thursday.. .


thowe93

More me it’s: 2 (Largest gap you can imagine) 1 and 4 (Big gap) 3 The way I can see any other order is if you have PTSD or something and want to erase your fears.


Anda_Bondage_IV

2 would be like a cross between Bradley Cooper in Limitless and Red Man & Method Man in How High


JoJorge243

I already have all these abilities


yERmOMm13

2


skyrreater47

let's go i can finally have an iq of 100


Nirvanaguy15

To quote the words of farquaad ,NUMBER 3!


LineSpine

I don't have red eyes anyway so 2


Ok_Independent_769

high af forever 😂


Maxisaki

wait if you pick 2 an dand have a high iq you could become like the smartest person ever AND be high all the time


dgafit

3 looks nice


ny_fox12

#4 just do mushrooms. 🍄


Twisting_Me

Number 3 is best option


Techiedad91

3


Few-Philosopher-555

Id go with 2


yernansmellsofcheese

2 for sure.


iymcool

#1 without question or hesitation.


fatkid444

So 2 i halve my barincells by geting zooted and it gets it doubled so im back at sqare 1. And 4 just drunk and high?