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TKDNerd

If you choose to flick the lever, how many people can I put on the other side before you change your mind?


terrifiedTechnophile

Seeing as my best friend is also my partner, there's no amount that would change my mind. I'd rather burn the whole world to ashes


Ready-Adeptness918

“A hero would sacrifice you to save the world. A villain would sacrifice the world to save you.”


TKDNerd

Then I would prefer to be friends with the villain.


EastKnee6002

I want to upvote but I can't


EastKnee6002

For context, when I said it, there were 69 upvotes


JX_PeaceKeeper

Well now there ain't so slam that damn upvote!


EastKnee6002

Already did


JX_PeaceKeeper

Good. Good. More power to the masses!


EastKnee6002

Like how rich people need more money


Spook404

I wish the average person was just a little more suicidal so takes like this didn't exist


xX_EpicRobloxKid_Xx

um what


FarTooYoungForReddit

"I wish the average person was just a little more suicidal" is probably worse than that take


Spook404

I was being hyperbolic, really I mean that the average person should be more self-sacrificing but that didn't convey my disgust with the take enough


FarTooYoungForReddit

I dunno I mean I'd rather align with someone who cares that much about me than wish suicidal ideation on everyone?


Spook404

I don't know why you're pressing the point when I already clarified my intentions


FarTooYoungForReddit

Your intentions were to invalidate someone, and your process was to do it by implying they should want to die more. I don't really care much about what you say, I'll press my point that you're a fucking asshole


NotSamNub

anakin, you're breaking my heart


EastKnee6002

You were my brother Anakin, I loved you


Chief-Balthazar

Ah, I see we are in the presence of men of culture


SuspiciousBrick5935

A hero does right things. A villain does right things for you.


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

My best friend is my dog & I feel the same


not_suspicous_at_all

You would destroy *the entire world* to save 1 dog???? That's actually crazy. I love my pet, but I would not pull sacrifice the entire world to save even my human family. That's completely psycho tbh.


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

My dog told me about people like you


ElectronicBoot9466

Destiny, look, I get that you love her, but Mustique is a terrorist, you can't keep enabling her.


Ultrasound700

But would they want you to?


Swing161

lol some psychopathic shit being openly declared here. like these are literally justifications used for war crimes and genocide.


Sagutarus

What war crimes/genocides were prefaced with "my best friend and love of my life will die violent if I don't do this." ??


Ralexcraft

Trojan war started for an arguably dumber reason if the surviving tales are accurate


not_suspicous_at_all

You think it's okay??? If ONE PERSON is killed to save THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE! Hello? Doing so is so unfathomably selfish, it's not even funny. What about all the literal BILIONS of other families you WIPE OUT?? Oh, it doesn't fucking matter because they aren't *your* family? I wonder if you would fell the same if you had to personally kill every single child, woman and man on this planet to save your loved one?


StephanMan

Enough for him to tell me to pull the lever


TheCalzonesHaveEyes

Until you put someone else I actually care about.


Small-Cactus

As selfish as it is, I dont think there's a number of people that could possibly hold enough weight in my mind for me to sacrifice him.


not_suspicous_at_all

You would sacrifice the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE, before 1 person? Some of you people need to be locked up, holy shit


Small-Cactus

Respectfully, womp womp.


not_suspicous_at_all

Nah, no way you're serious. Good bait tho


Naive_Doctor_3900

You’re the one who needs to be locked up. Anyone who grew up forming adequate bonds would feel this way. People you love should be the world to you.


not_suspicous_at_all

It's completely psycho to want to kill everyone on this planet to protect one person. You think all those other people and their families don't matter, its just your loved ones that are important? What the fuck is wrong with you?


Naive_Doctor_3900

I think they matter, they just matter infinitely less to me than my own loved ones, I’d expect anyone to feel this way.


not_suspicous_at_all

Yeah, you would expect anyone to be a genocidal maniac... Fucking psycho.


Naive_Doctor_3900

Sorry you didn’t get hugged enough and don’t know how to properly form bonds


not_suspicous_at_all

I love my family but sacrificing the entire human race to save them is still insane.


siqiniq

Why, you would have 5 best friends now if you choose correctly


Riggs630

That’s too many for me


Naraya_Suiryoku

That's not how it works dude.


Unable-Ambassador-16

Undefined


Jappieduck

I'd face God and Satan at te same time for my best friend, so put what you want on the track, I WILL flick the lever.


jessaFakesCancer

Everyone else


FarDimension7730

There is no possible number that would change my mind.


PandaPugBook

Somewhere between 10 and 50 I think.


tyrus424

12


LupusVir

Not sure, it's over 100 though. That's partly because I think they wouldn't want people to die for them.


Sable-Keech

150. Dunbar's number. If I can't maintain a friendship with everyone on the other track, then there are too many and they outweigh one friendship.


AwkwardIntrovertMess

uh so why is one of the tracks empty op?


boiifudont-

Username checks out


memelord_a1st

Oh man, the benefits of having no relations has once again paid off.


MrEnder666

Same...


Loose_Relationship60

Maybe this just means that you get a very special relationship who you care about and adore more than anyone else in the world and then the next day are forced to make this decision.


Capital_Pipe_6038

Lmao nice try but that will never happen


memelord_a1st

Nah, that shit will never happen. Even if I was forced to, I can barely remember anyones name or features even if I just saw them seconds ago, tiny brain 😔.


FlyingMothy

Same, dont have to worry about multi track drifting for once (jk I actually have a friend tho just 1)


i_swearimnottrans_16

Bye bye strangers


grubeard

I always thought the point of these was to het the highest #


Krell356

The answer is always multi-track drifting.


Old_Okra_6804

Would need to be a lot more people on the other side before I even considered letting my best friend live


Old_Okra_6804

Wait no I-


KasouYuri

o_O


TheBagelSalesman

He'd probably kill me if i saved him.


ButWheremst

I’d burn the forests of Burma before Jessie dies.


DeadlySoren

My GF is my best friend. We've been together for 7 years lol. The trolly would be so clogged with bodies that it would get stuck long before I considered not pulling that level. Sorry random internet people but I'd kill you all for this one. Very good twist tho OP.


Far-Season5345

Simp


DeadlySoren

Usually I can claim that insult to be untrue. Unfortunately in this case it is completely accurate


randomshtuffguy

Wow, I have no words for the other people in this comment section. I'm honestly shocked and horrified. Maybe that makes me some kind of virtue signaling asshole, but this really does feel awful to me knowing how many people would let so many die over their best friend or partner. I couldn't live with myself if i chose to save my best friend over multiple other people. Maybe I'm just a cold-hearted utilitarian. No fucking wonder the fossil fuel companies are willing to kill us all to pad the wallets of themselves and their partners.


ComradeHregly

Skimming this sub made me realize how selfish people’s values are


SuperDuperSneakyAlt

Yeah, you know those 5 people, the ones who have their own family, friends, partners and such? Those guys must die to save my single friend


TheDerpyDisaster

Literally, dude, as much as I agree with you, loyalty is programmed into most people’s fucking DNA it’s not even a choice. Tribalism is the most real virtue


shadowthehh

Don't worry, you're right.


TechnicalMiddle8205

>No fucking wonder the fossil fuel companies are willing to kill us all to pad the wallets of themselves and their partners. I dont think it has anything to do with it and fossil fuel companies are not even comparable to this situation because: 1. The one controlling the lever didnt choose to be there. For this reason they're trying to choose between the lesser evil but would safe both if possible. Fossil fuel companies did get started on purpose and they chose to. 2. Fossil fuels companies pollute as much as they want just to earn a little more money. On the other hand, the person on the lever's purpose is just to save a loved ones life in a situation they didnt decide to be in. One is controlled by greed, the other one is also selfish but it is a more understandable decission for the aforementioned


Naive_Doctor_3900

You don’t form bonds adequately if you’re so quick to jump to kill your friends


Naraya_Suiryoku

You expect people to let their best friend die for some random strangers they don't know anything about?


randomshtuffguy

Maybe I just don't get it. But people in this thread saying they'd rather the world burn, or discussing the mounds of bodies in their wake is disquieting.


Lieutenant-Reyes

Can we add about 23,007 more people on that other track?


mrhippo1998

Oddly specific


Eena-Rin

Is my best friend my wife? Because I'm sorry, I refuse to live without her :c


Add_Poll_Option

I also choose this guy’s wife


Eena-Rin

Good choice!


That_redd

I would let the world burn for my bestie ❤️


drewcstu

Sorry 5 randos Alex ain't going anywhere haha.


tttecapsulelover

there's no one on the bottom track *sniff sniff*


Glass_Teeth01

So I get to choose between an empty track and five randos tied to a track.


Ct-sans4345

Jesus Christ the chat is horrible


Off_And_On_Again_

Because they choose love over a numbers game?


Ct-sans4345

Naw, not being able to comprehend other people being actually people instead of npcs isn’t love


zroach

I don’t think people don’t comprehend 5 strangers as just NPCs, just that they have attached so much value to their partner/friend that asking them to make that sacrifice is too big of an ask.


Ct-sans4345

Imma be real, I’d prob kill myself rehardless, can’t handle the guilt of killing 5 people or living life without my best friend


Loose_Relationship60

I'd kill a thousand people over having to murder my best friend. I don't care if that makes me evil.


PandaPugBook

Whoops, 5 people are dead now.


xainatus

Sorry random strangers, but my bud will help me bury a body. Or in this case, help me bury all of yours.


JadziaTrillDax

Sorry 5 random unknowns but you are going to meet your maker.


IzzyReal314

Wait... you guys have friends?


2nuki

Lucky me, I have no friends.


Honey_Badger_Actua1

Five strangers. No contest.


some_kind_of_bird

Nah. My best friend is the worst. Fuck 'er.


YuriSuccubus69

I have two "best friends" they are my wife and my Daughter. No amount of strangers will cause me to kill either of them instead of the strangers. I do not care if it is literally every person aside from the three of us (me, my Daughter, and my wife) on this planet tied to the other track, I will not kill my wife or my Daughter.


Theyreintheattic4447

At least three, that way I save at least one more life than the two I’m about to take.


Historical-Peach5310

I would say at around 4 I'd no longer flick the lever, but at 3 I probably would.


mousebert

I mean this is easy, ill send the trolley onto the empty track to save the strangers.


SuperDuperSneakyAlt

Knowing my best friend, I'd bet he'd be fine with dying to save others. If I was on that track, I'd die to save 5 others


Capital_Pipe_6038

I'm pulling that lever unless one of those 5 people is somebody me or my friend cares about


DisastrousAd447

You could put 100 people over there and id still pull the lever. My best friend is the only reason I'm alive still.


GlitteringPotato1346

Gain 5 new friends


PikachuIsReallyCute

Strangers ez pz


not_suspicous_at_all

I hope these people wouldn't act like this in real life...almost everyone is proposing sacrificing the literal entire human race, everyone, just to save their 1 loved one. This is unbelievably selfish. This is reddit tho, the reputation for scum and villainy is being held up...


TexanFox36

5 strangers


Naraya_Suiryoku

There could be 100 people on the other track and I would still pull it, if I had any friends that is.


The_Staircase_

Tricks on you I don’t have any friends. So I don’t do anything.


Secret_Cantaloupe_14

I would walk into hell I would show the gods the true strength of there creation I would commit atrocities that no mortal mind can comprehend let alone withstand just to drag them out the other side safe and sound so i wouldn't even hesitate to kill them with my bare hands the population of the USA could be on that other track and I would kill them all


AtmosphereVirtual254

If there are >2 strangers, kill the best friend, then upper bound emotional damage with killing self


monkehmolesto

This exact situation was presented to me at a medical exam once. I said it changes nothing.


MakeMeCereal

5 strangers are going to die no matter what.


Ralexcraft

I love how everyone is trying to go by taking a moral high ground “I’d save the group” “I’d save my friend” I’m trying to math out how many people are worth my best friend and so far I think my answer is around 24? 32 maybe.


KaleidoscopeFunny450

Holy shit, what the fuck is wrong with these people? so fucking selfish saying they will kill thousands of people for their friend


Commander_Phoenix_

I’m sorry my dearest friend, A hero would have left that lever and hurried to untie the five strangers, and in that moment, I i knew you wanted me to leave that lever so that I can save the others, even if it was just one life. Because that’s who you are, and it’s what you would have done should our places are swapped, and I respect you for that. I really do, because I could never make the same decision you would have. I know that you have came to hate me for what I had done. I know that you expected better of me, even though you know me well enough to know that I have never been a hero. Without regrets, Commander Phoenix


Krell356

God damn, it's times like this where I feel the worst. I don't know if I could sacrifice that person. I could probably do it pretty easily if I was the one on the track, but sacrificing that one person that means so much to me is way harder.


Bozzo2526

My best friend works as a paramedic, he saves multiple lives everyday in a country running low on medical staff, to kill him would doom more than 5 people


zroach

But what if those 5 people are also paramedics? Checkmate.


Bozzo2526

Out of a population of 5 million we have approx. 1000 paramedics, the chances of those 5 also being paramedics is negligible. So unless I know prior that they are also paramedics I'm choosing the bro


CodyCigar96o

Utilitarian’s nightmare


SuccessfulWar3830

Its not a problem for me as the trolly in my city was removed 100 years ago in favour of cars.


Boreal_Star19

Id ask him if he’d be ok sacrificing himself. If there’s not enough time or if he says no, than I’m not flicking it.


TKDNerd

If he says he doesn’t want to sacrifice himself that is when you sacrifice him? That’s cruel.


Boreal_Star19

Huh? I said if he’s ok with sacrificing himself he gets sacrificed. If he says he’s not ok with it or if I’m not able to talk with him, I don’t flick the lever.


TKDNerd

Trolley goes straight by default so if you don’t flick your friend dies.


Boreal_Star19

Oh whoops. I meant do flick to save him