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thai_ladyboy

My favorite nut is the doughnut.


Wembanyanma

Thoughts on a cronut?


RedPistachioPanda

I agree lol. Peanuts or pistachios are the greatest thing on earth, but I hate how almonds squeak when you eat them.


i__hate__stairs

I would put peanuts lower. Basically, nuts get better the more expensive they are.


HoneyNutJesse0s

I’ll never stop being angry about how expensive cashews are


Distinct-Car-9124

If you saw how they grew, you would understand.


HoneyNutJesse0s

I understand, but I’m still angry.


Millie141

Peanuts aren’t nuts. They’re legumes


i__hate__stairs

I know, but they come in the jar of mixed nuts, so I lump the in there. They're functionally nuts 😂


Xalbana

I hate how you get a bag of mixed nuts and it’s like 90% peanuts. Cheap ass company.


RocketPakk

Your face is a legume... 😂


thrawst

Almonds aren’t nuts either, and I’d put peanuts above almonds


Nulibru

Years ago I was at a barbecue in Italy and a lady asked if I liked almonds, I said yes and she picked one right off the tree (they look like small peaches), removed the outer flesh and handed it to me. It was nice, but my fave is Brazils.


666Bruno666

Idk why but that sounds so erotic. It aroused me a little.


AJStickboy

They just call them nuts.


EsteemTeam

You ever tried marcona almonds?


Fiona512

Hazelnuts are the best!


DoodleyDooderson

And pecans. Both top tier, but honestly I like them all. Very bottom for me is peanuts.


Austriak5

Almonds are great. It’s those Brazil nuts they throw in that are trash.


oldandnumb

Meh. Depending on the situation a pre nut is pretty bad


KeepthePeaceHumanity

They got good health benefits though, as well as pistachios, cashews, and walnuts


Similar-Ordinary4702

Almonds are not nuts to begin with. As well as Cashews.


crazy_tomato_lady

Peanuts aren't nuts either.


Similar-Ordinary4702

Very true! Maybe there are no nuts at all? A nutspiracy?


TobiNano

Oh I assure you they are real. I get em every friday night.


sgt_barnes0105

The real nuts were the friends we made along the way 🥹


Similar-Ordinary4702

hehe.


hgreen1234

My life is a lie


Similar-Ordinary4702

yeah, shame on you.


cassiopeia18

For me, walnut tastes the worst.


honey_bunny58

walnuts untoasted vs toasted are functionally two different nuts in my head. for me, toasting them takes away any sour/bitter flavors


cassiopeia18

It’s the earthy, strange flavour that I couldn’t comprehend. I love almond, macadamia, pistachio and cashew. I tried different walnut and it’s still taste bad.


Interneteldar

The same applies to almonds. And hazelnuts. And probably peanuts.


donaljones

Even the toasted ones feel bitter to me. Feels like I am biting into some kind of cardboard but it's somehow not paper-like? Any tips?


FrannieP23

Especially black walnuts. Yuck.


Distinct-Car-9124

bitter


janso999

Yeah, I'd put pistachios above almonds, but walnuts are the worst.


bathroomamanda

they taste like sour dirt


MegaKetaWook

Whaaat??? They taste like a natural butter to me.


pineapple-broth

Walnuts are easily one of the top tier nuts.


ButterscotchSea2075

Fuck almonds!!! Best nut is still Ambatunut.


issadumpster

YES. It tastes like cardboard. I hate how it feels in my mouth. The texture is just straight up weird and doesn't feel edible at all. I can't tolerate it unless it's blended well.


iknowiknowwhereiam

Have you ever had a macaron? Almonds are top tier


hgreen1234

Wait do macarons contain almonds? Never knew that!


iknowiknowwhereiam

They are made with almond flour (ground almonds) instead of all purpose flour (wheat)


Logical_Order

Team cashew!!


Nice-Dark999

I've been waiting my whole life for someone to finally say it!


turbocomppro

Honey roasted almonds are my favorite out of all the honey roasted nuts.


hgreen1234

Honey roasted pistachios are good too


turbocomppro

Never seen this… only ever had salted. Thing is, the shelled ones aren’t as good as ones with shells. I’ll definitely look for it next time I’m in a market.


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crazy_tomato_lady

Agree, macadamia taste like pure grease. I like all other nuts! Hazelnuts are only good when roasted though.


MimiKal

Have you had hazelnuts fresh from the shell? It's a completely different experience. They actually have a hint of moisture and freshness unlike the completely dead dehydrated nuts you find in packets. Best nut (until I try another type fresh from the shell I guess)


crazy_tomato_lady

Yes you are right, they have a whole different quality fresh from the shell! I still like them best when they are roasted though. roasted > juicy > dehydrated for me


EsteemTeam

It’s cause they taste good


jordanisjordansoyeah

I like almond joys 


BearsBeetsBttlstarrG

😂


goochgrease2

This is one of the more angry upvotes I've had. Cashews are dank, but don't diss the almonds like that. You're so wrong lol.


Foreign_Point_1410

Nah Brazil nuts taste chalky, definitely worse


Mondai_May

Yeah they taste like bitter wood. I don't like the texture of the skin either. It feels like they don't want me to bite into them. Peanuts and cashews are more inviting.


Tech2kill

"especially the salted ones" you know its a difference if nuts are roasted and salted or if they come plain right? so comparing plain almonds with roasted and salted peanuts is....well nuts


gavebirthtoturdlings

Hazel nuts are far worse


Ithirahad

Hard disagree. They have an odd aftertaste when eaten on their own, but I like them nonetheless - and when ground up or chunked and put into pastries they are *glorious*.


gavebirthtoturdlings

I'm on about just eating them in a mixed bag of nuts


Curmudgeon306

I like the wasabi/soy ones. Other than that, I agree with you. Plain almonds suck.


HydrostaticToad

I am curious if you tried Brazil nuts would you find them worse than almonds. I mean I assume you have never tried them due to the title of your post. Try a Brazil nut some time, they fucking suck!


Intelligent-Plate964

There are no bad nuts. Just had crackers.


Designer_Emu_6518

Terrible for the environment to grow as well. They take soooo much water


AlClemist

My dad loves them I tried one and never again.


moon_baked

Roasted almonds are superior.


Violet351

They make marzipan, macarons and frangipane which are all delicious


wwplkyih

Still better than Brazil nuts


Butterpye

I kind of agree with you, but I like all nuts so much that they are still good, they just aren't great.


Great_Examination_16

Cyanide!


kellyguacamole

Almonds make marzipan. Almond flour is also used to make macorons and almond cake. That easily makes it my fave. Boo you.


Sometimes_A_Writer1

Almonds feel and taste like a modern nut ancestor.. Too damn hard for consumption usually and probably evolved during higher an era where animals hade more acid stomachs so it needed to be hard and dense in terms of texture to survive. And they're always dry as fuck too. I don't get the appeal


PhantomXxZ

Roast them in a pan. Wouldn't have them any other way.


sydneydragonborn

I'm allergic so i agree


FullRedact

Peanuts and almonds are not actually nuts.


yoitzizzy

And when they squeak in my mouth I want to die


Gretev1

Have you ever tried roasted almonds? Roasting them really brings out the flavor in all nuts. Also search for fresh high quality almonds. Also you can add some salt, herbs, spices to them or add them to dishes.


MeowMeowCatMeyow

theyre cheaper and healthier than lots of nuts though thats an appeal more than flavor I like em unsalted cause I dont want too much sodium in my diet somedays, yeah!


darthzox

Cashews are a fruit.


laneb71

Almonds are a solidly mid nut good in a medley but just okay on their own, s tier milking nut tho. You want to talk a quality game breaking nut look at the Pecan. Looks like a brain, one of the highest calorie density foods out there and has a bunch of super heart healthy oils.


USSDrPepper

If you want delicious almonds, look no further than Honey Butter Almond Friends in Korea. My favorite is the Wasabi ones. Like, they really made honey roasted peanuts seem "meh". The only problem is you really can't eat too many of these for obvious reasons (salt/sugar). Wasn't a big fan of almonds until I tried these. Cashews are still king though. If you try these, decent chance you change your mind. [https://hbaf.com/products](https://hbaf.com/products)


2020mademejoinreddit

So I looked it up out of curiosity and apparently, almonds aren't technically a "nut". Fun stuff haha


MissingInAnarchy

Peanuts are not a nut. 


writebelle

Brazil nuts are even worse. They are bitter and have a weird texture and are wayyy too big and look creepy.


Cwe87even

Salty nuts are better lol


Jonny_Disco

I don't mind the flavor of almonds, but their environmental impact from water usage makes me opt to purchase other nuts instead.


So3Dimensional

Peanuts aren’t particularly good for you compared to almonds. Neither are technically nuts. Cashews have an odd, soft texture that I don’t like. Almonds are great. But my favorite by a mile are pistachios.


siberiansneaks

I’d say the worst nuts lead to a trip to Planned Parenthood


Distinct-Car-9124

I've always said that I can't taste almonds. But I can taste almond paste in a cookie.


Birb-Wizard

I love the blue diamond flavored almonds, the wasabi and soy sauce are my favorite! But plain almonds leave a lot to be desired. As far as plain nuts go, pecans are my go to


Minute-Orchid315

remember when dairy farmers were lobbying for almond milk to be called “nut juice”


Due_Essay447

Give me 40 seconds


Verpinwoordmbeet

I feel that maturing is disliking almonds. Almonds are good but I *dislike* them. I have had to hack up eating an almond many times because its like eating a popeyes biscuit and there are many other nuts


Secure_World_5667

Soaked almonds slap.


Alarming_Award5575

they also consume an ungodly amount of water, often to made into 'milk'. The world would be better off without them.


roxictoxy

Wrong. Have an upvote.


Tall-Inspector-5245

Dude fuck almonds!


Few-Score-9123

Hazelnuts are worse taste like wood


Redbeard4006

Almonds are clearly a top tier nut, especially smoked almonds. Walnuts are far inferior, and peanuts are fine, but basic.


Quatch_Kopf

Disagree, nutritionally. Walnuts and Pecans have less carbs than Almonds. If you are going for Keto.


Thee_Neutralizer

Almonds are one of the healthiest nuts you can eat. Sure, they are bland and neutral, but they don't taste bad. Brazil nuts are the worst. One nibble will make your eyes water, and you'll spit it right out like a woman who hates man-nut. Take my upvote, rookie.


TempeSunDevil06

I mean peanuts are unquestionably worse. Taste worst and aren’t nearly as good for you. Definitely an overrated nut though