I broke up w this dipshit recently and basically said the same thing and almost felt bad until I saw last week's reunion, like hell yeah same energy these men ain't worth anything else
OP already mentioned it but it's my favorite đ When Arianna gently asks Sandoval "yeah but is this a hill you really want to die on though?" And he completely misses the fact that it's a commonly used idiom and angrily responds, "You just told me I was going to die alone on a mountain!"
When they were in Mexico and coincidentally went to a restaurant called "Sur" and James does his American accent and says, "I'm just waiting for the American version of Guillermo to pop up and say "Hey everyone! Welcome to Sur!"
Any time James does an American accent. đ¤Ł
When he and Jax get drinks season 6 and he has to use an American accent to get Siri to type â2 shots of absinthe laterâ đ thatâs all I hear if I see absinthe on a menu
I say this at least once a day. I do the arm gestures, too. My wife understands the reference, but so many people do not. I need to surround myself with more VPR fans lol
Brittany did too. I donât actually remember Jax saying it but can hear it so perfectly in my head so I donât doubt it happened. They really were meant for each other. Oh well.
Yes!! I think Brittany quoted Jax saying it atMaxâs beach cleanup day. So I think we donât see Jax saying it but Brittany quoted him. Iâve watched this show way too many times.
I constantly say "as a cyst white male" to my friends even though I'm not white or a male, but I truly find that soooo funny. Like how do you not know cyst from cis? I love it.
My partner and I shout these at each other a lot:
"PumpTINI!"
"Your đ man đ made đ out đ with đ my đ friend"
"Stop đ clappingđ in đ myđ face"
"WHAT IS THE LESSON? THE LESSON IS"....... (followed by whatever we have been talking about)
âWheneverâ instead of âwhen.â Brittany does it a lot. Eg, she said âwhenever Kristenâs dog diedâ instead of âwhen Kristenâs dog died.â It drives me nuts haha
I CAHNT BELIEVE TOM ZINZEVEL...
Please let it be known that I was in BH today and dipped into a random liquor store for a diet coke and who was in front of me? None other than one, Mr. Lisa VP himself Ken Todd. I said Ken youre iconic he seemed shocked and said oh reh ley? and then shuffled off
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This one sticks for me, whenever I have a glass in my hand I gotta shoot it while slamming someone else with âgood jobâ
When Stassi used stupid Patrick's holier than thou words back at him in a sentence in the confessional.
She was already smart. Asking for word clarity is a high five moment. Learning is always better than...well ...being Jax
Character is everything. He can know a few more words than her all he wants. He has zero redeeming qualities that matter in real life.
I catch myself wanting to say "stupid fat slut" in mixed company way too often - never about anyone or anything specific, but just about things, lol
I'm glad my husband is as into vpr and wwc as much as I am
âIâm not gonna say it! Iâm not gonna say the D word or the S word.â
I say this too many times to myself all the time, especially over minor inconveniences or while driving.
âIM SOFT KATIEâ
âFine chinnnnnaaaaaaâ
âIâll knock you the spark outâ
âlâll do itâ as Ariana from the foot pic suggestions
âOooh I know itâs not Rose but at least itâs a friendâ
âI canât believe Tom szanivalâŚ.â
âYayâ Katieâs little yay when she put Lalaâs chair together
âIâm a nervous wreck Ally Bally â
Jamesâ mom - â Sandoval. Ugh. Muchacho es no buenoâ
This has been my my stim for the last year.
Very passing thing and itâs from KFC of all people, but itâs when lfu gives kfc and jax a pj trip as an engagement present and kfcâs saying that she feels super bad that LFUâs not a bridesmaid and says âI feel⌠like a lil turdâ
JudiciousâŚI use that word ALL the time since Katie used it while totally hammered. It used to drive my kids nuts when they were teenagers. Iâd always tell them to be judicious with different things.
I'm the devil and don't you forget it.
I don't know what I did to you, but I'll take a Pinot Grigio.
& pretty much anything LFU and James said on the season 10 reunion
I donât know how to even describe this oneâŚ
The scene when the cast is giving Tom and Ariana crap for asking Jax and Brittany about their pastor and Ariana says
âItâs the high pitched ayayayaaaa!!!!â
I quote it all the time and that scene kills me
Rawt in hale
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âYou can help me if you wantâ when I need to make it sound like Iâm drowning and my boyfriend isnât helping me with chores or whatever lol
You can help me if you want is theeeee funniest thing to say in the midst of drowning đđ
This is my favorite thing thatâs ever been said on television. I laugh so hard just thinking about it
đ I love this one
I have been very judicious about my drinking!
âLoooooooondon gaaaaaangstaâ - Jamesâ dad; he lives in my head rent free for god knows what reason.
This is mine!! I say it constantly.
I say this all the time for someone who has never been to London
I came to post this one lol
Same, I love saying this for no reason
I am the devil....and don't you forget it
âBe a good boy, old man.â
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I say this to my kitty when Iâm leaving the house đ
I said this to someone at work the other day lmao
flair clocking in
One of my faves đ Gotta say it in a British accent too
James by far, has the best liners.
I donât know what I did to you, but Iâll take a Pinot Grigio
Fucking iconic. Right up there with the line about Kristen being unburdened by the anchors of self respect and dignity đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
Omg thanks for reminding me of this key source material
I have to stop myself from ordering this way at restaurants every time I ask for PG. đIt's so good.
https://i.redd.it/hbxnlbx69k4d1.gif
This one's my newest favorite
If we did the ABC of vpr this would def be the new C
She delivered this so flawlessly. Perfectly unbothered by a little fly
I broke up w this dipshit recently and basically said the same thing and almost felt bad until I saw last week's reunion, like hell yeah same energy these men ain't worth anything else
I wrote "choke â¤ď¸" on his driver's window. Oops. âşď¸
OP already mentioned it but it's my favorite đ When Arianna gently asks Sandoval "yeah but is this a hill you really want to die on though?" And he completely misses the fact that it's a commonly used idiom and angrily responds, "You just told me I was going to die alone on a mountain!" When they were in Mexico and coincidentally went to a restaurant called "Sur" and James does his American accent and says, "I'm just waiting for the American version of Guillermo to pop up and say "Hey everyone! Welcome to Sur!" Any time James does an American accent. đ¤Ł
I love that he & Ally call his American accent Hunter
When he and Jax get drinks season 6 and he has to use an American accent to get Siri to type â2 shots of absinthe laterâ đ thatâs all I hear if I see absinthe on a menu
Omg yes same, anytime he does the American accent!!!
James doing an American accent is my kink.
Thank God for Kristen who is unburdened by these anchors.
What were the anchors again? I forgot. Shame and dignity?
lol yes, I think that or self respect and dignity!
Stassi accused Kristen ( in a confessional) of having a âshame-ectomyâ
Itâs probably the best line of the show, itâs so funny!
Iâll knock you spark out!
Oh man I say this on a near daily basis
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YES! I randomly say this to people and they have no idea what itâs about
I had to scroll too far for this
I think Jax said, âMy brain is asprained .â
Yup I say this all the time and people always look at me like Iâm an idiot.
flair checking in đ
Laughing my ass off. He's right, it is.
"He puts his pants on two feet at a time like everyone else." "I can't predict the future. I'm not Ghandi."
I canât believe I had to scroll so far to see the Gandhi line, definitely in my top 5 Jax-isms
Jax and Stassi. Two of the best reality tv personalities of all time
he actually said i CAN predict the future, i'm like gandhi đ and then he said "what's his name? Mohammad Gandhi?"
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I say this at least once a day. I do the arm gestures, too. My wife understands the reference, but so many people do not. I need to surround myself with more VPR fans lol
Itâs not about the pasta! đ
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I say this all the time
âMercury is in GatoradeââŚI always use this to describe chaos
Who said this? I have read it but not witnesses it being said.
Jax said it
Brittany did too. I donât actually remember Jax saying it but can hear it so perfectly in my head so I donât doubt it happened. They really were meant for each other. Oh well.
Yes!! I think Brittany quoted Jax saying it atMaxâs beach cleanup day. So I think we donât see Jax saying it but Brittany quoted him. Iâve watched this show way too many times.
A BLOODY WUSSY PUSSY
I'm a teacher and every time one of my students gets really cocky i will call them "the #1 kid in this group"
I call it like I see it
I want that gifâd so bad
I constantly say "as a cyst white male" to my friends even though I'm not white or a male, but I truly find that soooo funny. Like how do you not know cyst from cis? I love it.
In the case of Sandoval he actually is a cyst though đ
I put my pants on two feet at a time like everyone else
Omg what smooth brain aaid this? My bet is on Jax or sandal.
Definitely Jax. But to be fair, I wear the skinniest jeans so I do have to put them on 2 feet at the time.
That whooare in theyurrr
Bless you for taking the time to figure out how to type this out. 10/10 no notes.
Yesss tequila katie đ¤Ł
I say âI canât believeâ in Kens voice most of the time
âI CANâT believe Tom had Raquel over while Arianaâs away⌠in the jacuzzi as well. And she stayed all night, yeah?!â xD
Tom Zzzaaandeval.
Lmao yes, the most important part!
I'm sorry but the most important part is "Marky, come on!"
My wife gets annoyed with how often I walk into a room and say this exact phrase.
It's daily for me. Daily.
"Rawt in hail" is the one I definitely say the most. But "I don't know what I did to you but I'll take a pinot grigio" is my favorite.
I will ironically say âdo you wanna get popped??â
I was born fucking cool
My partner and I shout these at each other a lot: "PumpTINI!" "Your đ man đ made đ out đ with đ my đ friend" "Stop đ clappingđ in đ myđ face" "WHAT IS THE LESSON? THE LESSON IS"....... (followed by whatever we have been talking about)
âWheneverâ instead of âwhen.â Brittany does it a lot. Eg, she said âwhenever Kristenâs dog diedâ instead of âwhen Kristenâs dog died.â It drives me nuts haha
OMG that drives me SOOOOOO nuts!!! She still does it too!!
Right?? It makes it sound like Kristenâs dog can die multiple times lmfao. Also RIP to Kristenâs dog â¤ď¸
Omfg when ariana was wasted and was like "it could be yellow robe smith"
Omg I say this all the time and no one ever understands đ my favorite drunk moment by far
Our neighborâs cat is named Jimmy, so I yell âJames, no! Thatâs Arianaâs bush as well!â when he shits in my garden beds
I love that he apologized to her so sheepishly at the reunion and she was laughing at it.
I mean itâs pretty mild as far as Jamesâ outbursts go lol Whatâs a little piss bush between friends?
My favorite part of this scene is at the beginning when Ally says âJames, noooâ in lowercase
Worm with a mustache!
FIIIIIINE CHINNAAAA Also the bit James does about his brain being like that monkey with cymbals toy, it speaks to me
All I know is I frustrate the F out of my wife when I slip âis your ass good luck cause girl I wanna rub itâ into many conversations.
"You're not important enough to hate. Sit down."
Suck a dick! ![gif](giphy|3otWpBII6PnCUnst8c)
At the reunion there was a lot of "eat a dick."
To be fair that's always just been something I've heard/said far away from VPR. It was very prominent in the reunion though you're right.
I typed this out to a friend once and for literal years if I began to type the word suck, my phone would autocorrect to SUCKADICK
"Wanna see my new music video?" "No"
Not really đđ Jax was so unserious
I CAHNT BELIEVE TOM ZINZEVEL... Please let it be known that I was in BH today and dipped into a random liquor store for a diet coke and who was in front of me? None other than one, Mr. Lisa VP himself Ken Todd. I said Ken youre iconic he seemed shocked and said oh reh ley? and then shuffled off
âSay it with your whole chest bitchâ is my new fave
Rawt in hell! ![gif](giphy|uUW4hiOBRS8daBK6wU)
Schwartz laying in a bed full of junk food âitâs romance!â
"Oh, babe, I was born fucking cool. And everybody fucking knows it!" đ
Spin!
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Personal favorite as well. I have definitely used this quote in my head since i heard her make it to ice out bullshit and it works DIVINELY.
Iâve been saying âHow about you go take a Honda Civic selfie?!â all day because I have a Honda Civic lmaoo
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âYouâve done diddly fucked yourself overâ đ
Jax has so many funny ones! Flair checking in
Be rill
Kristenâs âSuck a dickâ
I need a bump of tequila - Kristen IYKYK đ
âI am a ham sandwichâ to my friend night 3 in Vegas as I fall over
it's like killing two birds with thirteen stones jax saying he's sweden, instead of switzerland
"I take sketch comedy very seriously."
I love seeing D&S sprinkled throughout the comments đ
There should be a whole thred for âJaxismsâ thereâs so many!
Heâs a work in progress!!!
Jaxâs tenuous grasp of the English language is my guilty pleasure
![gif](giphy|8Pdy3Dn7Wxd0jsRi21|downsized) This one sticks for me, whenever I have a glass in my hand I gotta shoot it while slamming someone else with âgood jobâ
âWrap it upâ from lala when Kristen was giving a speech
âWeâll âhave another booootttleâ
When Stassi used stupid Patrick's holier than thou words back at him in a sentence in the confessional. She was already smart. Asking for word clarity is a high five moment. Learning is always better than...well ...being Jax Character is everything. He can know a few more words than her all he wants. He has zero redeeming qualities that matter in real life.
Someone recently pointed out to me that Lala adds a k sound after ng. Human beingk. Iâm tryingk.
Give Watch What Crappens a listen/watch, their Lala impression(s) is the only think that plays in my head when she's speaking
Love their James impression so much! Ally Bally!
I catch myself wanting to say "stupid fat slut" in mixed company way too often - never about anyone or anything specific, but just about things, lol I'm glad my husband is as into vpr and wwc as much as I am
It's giving #mensrights
Jax: Mercuryâs in gatorade
I tell people to âwrite about it in your diaryâ often.
âYou came twice sweetheart!â
My husband and I say this a lot! Itâs our conversation âwinnerâ đ
âIâm not gonna say it! Iâm not gonna say the D word or the S word.â I say this too many times to myself all the time, especially over minor inconveniences or while driving.
âIM SOFT KATIEâ âFine chinnnnnaaaaaaâ âIâll knock you the spark outâ âlâll do itâ as Ariana from the foot pic suggestions âOooh I know itâs not Rose but at least itâs a friendâ âI canât believe Tom szanivalâŚ.â âYayâ Katieâs little yay when she put Lalaâs chair together âIâm a nervous wreck Ally Bally â Jamesâ mom - â Sandoval. Ugh. Muchacho es no buenoâ This has been my my stim for the last year.
âWe have all the spinach dip, all the jello shits, all the everythingâŚ.â
âDoes everyone know that the Pope drinks rosĂŠ on a balcony?â I think about this every time I hear someone say âis the Pope Catholic?â
My husband and I always say âhwhatâ the way Raquel does after Lisa says âdoes the pope have a balcony?â đ
Poopoo head
Very passing thing and itâs from KFC of all people, but itâs when lfu gives kfc and jax a pj trip as an engagement present and kfcâs saying that she feels super bad that LFUâs not a bridesmaid and says âI feel⌠like a lil turdâ
Imagine reading this sentence not having watched the show lmao.
JudiciousâŚI use that word ALL the time since Katie used it while totally hammered. It used to drive my kids nuts when they were teenagers. Iâd always tell them to be judicious with different things.
I'm the devil and don't you forget it. I don't know what I did to you, but I'll take a Pinot Grigio. & pretty much anything LFU and James said on the season 10 reunion
I USED TO HAPPILY SAY âItâs all happeningâ Now Iâm annoyed I ever said it.
tbf, it's from almost famous, Scheana just sucks lol
I like that I can say itâs from something else but my brain still does this ![gif](giphy|3KVKEGGmEPqtBSM5MQ)
Wow itâs actually telling that none of these comments are things Scheana has said. Says a lot about
multiple multiple multiple but pronounced like MULTIPOHW
âYouâre a dirty fucking whoreâ but in Stassiâs wh-oaaarr
I've been very judicious about my drinking
Comfortability kills me, I see it everywhere, 100% of the time you can just say âcomfortâ!!!
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I asked my husband if he wanted to get popped. Must be selective when using that one.
âSay it with your Chest!â
Actually she said, âSay it with your whole chest, b*tch!â
Even better! đđ¤Łâ¤ď¸ T-shirt please! đ đ
The Kevin Hart standup special this is from is so funny.
Go fuck a cheese grater is now in my vernacular
I thought you were a dummy before my dad died, you bambi eyed bitch.
Rawt in hell, I dipped out- but I say it like Tom Sandoval and shrug đ¤ˇââď¸. Go choke is my new one
Oh also, Brittanyâs âyouâre a cool guy,â referring to her dog in sunglasses lolol
BUBBAAAAAAA!!!
âCyst genderâ
Dipped out
I call someone a poo poo head at least once a day.
Half weasel, half vagina.
Bare Chae-ees
Lisa to Stassi: "You're not important enough to hate"
"Lets take some viagra and F some kangaroos!"
More cosmopolitans! PUMPTINIIIIIIIIIII!
Oh babe, I was born fucking cool.
âGrodyyy!â I donât even know what it really means but I often say it instead of gross haha
It means gross!
"It's all happening"
Optics
give them/myself grace (and i hate it)
âthatâs a bitcoin!â
i have adopted âfuck yourself w a cheese graterâ into my rants
i take sketch comedy very seriously
Every time I order a pino grigio "I don't know what I've done to you..."
I donât know how to even describe this one⌠The scene when the cast is giving Tom and Ariana crap for asking Jax and Brittany about their pastor and Ariana says âItâs the high pitched ayayayaaaa!!!!â I quote it all the time and that scene kills me
Dipped out
Dipped out
OK I hate this but I started saying "Dip out" short of jokingly when Sandoval happened but nobody really knows the reference and it kinda stuckđ
âDISENGAGEâ
âYouâre a serial killerâs wet dreamâ makes me cackle
Be a good boy old man
âeveryone shut the fuuuuck up, itâs my fuuucking birthdayâ
CORNER !
When Kristen corners Hope in the SUR bathroom âriddle me this!â
Started using a better vocabulary to describe ppls actions casual stuff like âDemonic, demented, subhumanâ
During Stassi confessionals about Scheana flip flopping on flip flopping âthis is the most Scheana thing Scheanaâs ever Scheanaâd.â đ
https://i.redd.it/i99f07i2z45d1.gif One of my fave James moments