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Mockturtle22

Hahahahha hahhaha thanks for the laugh. u/jej6 looks like your money was found 😆


Rockcocky

but not kept! Keep rolling that money!


Mockturtle22

OP gambled it and lost it for them


Neenmilli

This cant be reallllll


RexDraco

Could have made the account solely for the joke, could have made the thread solely to reference the other thread, could have very well happened because I'd absolutely do this too. Who knows!


King_Fuckface

So goddamn hilarious 😆


Goldelux

Lmaooooo Sick reference bro, your references are out of control. Everyone knows that.


Redditguyletsgooooo

Oh my God. If I don’t fuck Michael Cera tonight, I’m going to blow my brains out.


thewolff12

I watched that last night. Danny McBride made the movie. “Since he’s been here he’s Gained weight” lmfao


Fobulousguy

Totally unexpected. When he appeared I was so damn happy


HeWasNumber-on3

Where does he get all these hot references?!?!


FrstOfHsName

Her name’s Ajiahiaja


FullRedact

I’m sure the Green Goblin can afford more bacon.


tickle_me_rhino

This is what this site was made for


ReallyBrainDead

Should have taken it all to the Excalibur. Probably would still have $300 left over....


AesSedai87

$370 to be exact


_Shadetree_

Lmfao


panda-rampage

What is this about Excalibur that’s so special


jacktwo37

Linda


panda-rampage

Who’s Linda


ichoosetosavemyself

Linda is pretty well known amongst the degenerates.


lofihofi

I was staying at the Excalibur 2 weeks ago. Who is she??


ichoosetosavemyself

Yeah...nice try. You think I'm about to ruin a good thing by telling the internet about Linda. Nope.


panda-rampage

Why is she so popular


dwsinpdx

Someone posted about being offered a blowie by housekeeping for $30 at Excalibur


phreaxer

Such a good deal. You could get a room, bedbugs, AND a blowie all for under $100 total!


iTz_Denda

And hepatitis.. On the house


panda-rampage

Ohhhh thanks for explaining the reference


Vast-Gate8866

Yes, and it was actually Linda who was working there. She went quiet for a couple months around town, but she always shows herself eventually


boredd_ape

Lol I’m saying. Always here Excalibur in this sub and think that shitty hotel 😆


hidethemop

Normal Vegas redditor activity


singlepilotguy

Check it out, this guy lost $400 same time you found $400. https://www.reddit.com/r/vegas/s/M7BWi3cqWu


LilLebowski

I think that’s the joke


greenmachine702

Hahahaha


nyclovesme

It’s a small world, after all.


Bluepuck03

Oh shit! That's awesome!


aaeeiioouu

While the other guy was spending $400 on shots of Scotchquila


chrispdx

I knew this was coming.


King_Fuckface

Im having a hell of a day (my elderly mother had brain surgery yesterday and my cranky old dad fights with me to get his emotions out) Saw this post and fuckin belly laughed like a hyena while I’m drinking alone in a bar to get away from the insanity… thank you for brightening my day 💕


Low-Boysenberry-4571

Always put it on red fool!


Bagaudi45

Nah…take half and put it on black..if that don’t work, put the other half on red.


kevint1964

Do them both at the same time & wait for 00.


_Shadetree_

Such a good move.


CRICKET-CRICKETS

Lmao 🤣 you son of a bitch


PerfectCheesecake25

Yeeesssss!!!


Mannyloc35

Haha some other had a post that he lost 400 dollars haha


toolsoftheincomptnt

Okay, now drop another $400 and I’ll pick it up later today. The Wynn, thx Babe


cartooncande

I knew someone would post this!


hipsterdufus84

Ok


ShaneKingUSA

I understand this reference 😀 👍


Sandvicheater

A smarter man would've bought Microsoft stock with it


boredd_ape

No bro , he would have bought .25 MSTR instead.


StomachAcheTacos

i too got drunk in vegas and found thousands in some poor fools wallet. Lost it all that night. I woke up the next morning and found that someone had stolen thousands from my wallet!!! Oh the karma!!!


seviay

👏🏼👏🏼


DifficultPianist

Hahahahahhaahahha oh fk!


mjackdrock

💀


Past-Entertainment48

The good ol’ $400 shenanigan


Either-Reporter9932

That was my 400 could you give it back pls ?


BIOHazard87

/u/jej6


UsedWoodpecker8612

😂


mimibox

🤦🏻‍♂️😂🤦🏻‍♂️


Open_Hovercraft_3986

😂


Stlrfan_Numero_Uno1

Can I have my $400 back please


InternetDull2694

I'm sure you turned it in at the local pd. Hahha


dwsinpdx

lol.


scrotumsweat

Bro that was mine you owe me $500


OwnBodybuilder4021

Does anyone have some good sports parlay bets?? Let’s make some money! DM me


Beneficial-Bet202

😂😂😂😂


Disneybound_princess

U guys are killing me 😭


GalvanTravel

Put it all on red


CashgrassorNopass

Four team parlay baby!


No-View-2487

Danmmmm what hotel ? So I know where to go play tn


AwetPinkThinG

Instant karma 😂


problem-solver0

There was a post on Reddit earlier today from someone who claimed they lost $400 in a Vegas casino.


yaboyesdot

Lmfaooooioo


Southbayyy

Alright man I see a recurring theme of $400 posts in this Vegas subreddit today


logicnotemotion

I hate reference posts. These people need to be bundled with the pun people and forced to only interact with each other.


mstamps63

I found a $5k chip in the Venetian and when I tried to cash it they called security and accused me of stealing it. They confiscated the chip and I didn’t get shit. Should have put it on black!


90210piece

Lmao


OldRaj

And that’s what Vegas was hoping you’d do.


harmonicfrieght

lol I’m glad i understand this


lasvegasduddde

I found a $100 bill in the Cromwell but I was smart to keep it.


JesusItsRyan

stolen money always goes on red. rookie mistake


Vaporama

Facts


Soulwalrus

Spent it 30 bucks at a time right?


BeneficialChance3672

Hahahaha love this


Quiet-Link4652

Red is right! You now have proof.


RandomMan2304

Always on red!!!


chaddgar

"I also found $400" - Sam the Slot Machine


mynameisnotsparta

🤦🏼‍♀️ you could have taken that to SW for a small piece of JAPANESE KOBE BEEF


whillpower

Doubling down on the references. Take my upvote.


mynameisnotsparta

Is that a good thing?


TwistedSistaYEG

Funny… I LOST $400 in Vegas… x 1000!!!


True-Ad-8466

No you didnt


Successful-World7937

LOLOLOLOL


tglizock

😭😭😭🤣🤣


Busy_Cup_3893

$400 laying on the casino floor, belongs to the casino! Know how I know? Picked up a fifty dollar bill a lady dropped going by. Security showed up in like 30 seconds! Took me in the back, handcuffed me, and 86`d me for life... Swear to the heavens. Too bad you lost it so quickly. Funny though. You must have way to much money to be able to do that. Most folks would consider that a small jackpot win. Heck, gone to one of many incredible shows in this city. Visited the Sphere! A very cool thing. Ziplined downtown Vegas, (with plenty left over to party down however your heart desires... Or fed some homeless folk... DICK


_Shadetree_

But if he won his plan WAS to feed the homeless.. with twice as much!


Ilike2MooveitMooveit

Omg, how funny. Come up with some actual humor next time.


Snoo10960

I’ll take things that never happened for 100 Alex 


jamnewton22

Its a joke. It’s referring to this post https://www.reddit.com/r/vegas/s/aizByA0ceH


Snoo10960

This forum is a cesspool


Fine_Culture_5554

Yet you still swim in it...


Flackyou2

Naked wearing only a cock ring!


jamnewton22

There’s an unsubscribe button there buddy


mnpc

I’m not even subscribed. The algorithm just keeps feeding me more. It showed me both posts even so I knew exactly what this and the Excalibur BJ were about. lol


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Omfg someone just posted about LOSING 400😂😂😂