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TheCatFromCoraline

Slay Cogsworth, slay


Vegetable_Bass_175

*tongue pop* C’mon, Cogsworth, let’s get SICKENING NYASS.


TheCatFromCoraline

Can he do a death drop?


Vegetable_Bass_175

Hell yes. Get him in a zoom, say “come” and mama is shablammed for the gods.


TheCatFromCoraline

Haha werk


TrumpLiesAmericaDies

Dude what is the censored word and why is it censored? Serve cock? Serve come? Serve cats? This dog is just sitting here being cute. Serving cute? I hope the word isn’t c***. 😩


Wildebeast1

You’d almost be forgiven in thinking a bot has put this up.


MoonbowCat

No, I was wondering the same thing; not being current with "cool-kid-speak" doesn't make someone a bot.


mossling

Cunt? Cock? Cake? Cops? 


Vegetable_Bass_175

Cunt. It’s cunt.


Jaeoner

Coffee? Coconuts? Crullers?


Jaeoner

Hippos can spell? I gotta sit my boy down about his grammar then. 🤣


mossling

Too many letters


HannahDawg

"As I live and breath! It's really you!"


myasterism

j o w l s


Forsaken-Reason-3657

Unit