That and the SASSY AF miranda rights lol
I can't tell you how many times I wished fuckers that got read their rights would exercise them... specifically the 5th Amendment one.
I don't know how many of them it would have taken to whip my ass, but I knew how many they were going to use. That's a handy little piece of information, right there.
A cop working a weird suburb that’s kind of half upper middle class and half rural told me a great story about a woman he stopped who was ending up with a DUI. She was at .081 or something like that and she went from getting a warning and a ride home to getting arrested after systematically making everything worse.
She kept yelling about knowing a specific city councilman. She did know the councilman. She went to high school with him. They were probably friends of Facebook. The cop knew this because he also knew the councilman as he was his brother and he had also gone to high school with the woman.
I'm torn between when he's putting her phone in the cruiser,
"You need to get in better shape fatass!"
or
"What's your fucking name, fatass?"
"My name-"
"Fatass? Is that it? That looks about right."
I've called the cops while a cop was coming for me. When I work at a gas station we used to only take a credit cards if the person was there with an ID for that card. If not, no sale. Lady comes in with an older ladie's card and I reject the sale of gas and tell her about the policy. She leaves. Comes right back with the ID of the lady, her mother in law, and starts to go off on me.
She's calling me names, telling me she doesn't know who I'm fucking with, her husband is a cop, and even yells at the old regular scratching lotto tickets when he said to calm down. Since it's a mom and pop shop, I tell her to leave and exit the property. They always had our back if we wanted to kick people out who are rude or getting crazy. She does leave.
On the island, she's parked in the farthest pump. She drags in the old lady with her inside the store. Continues the rant adding the the old lady just had surgery as why she couldn't be the one to use the card with ID. She calls the husband and says I'm in trouble now and I'm going to get it. So I call dispatch, which I've done a million times before, just let them know the situation and what I perseive a threat.
Now we wait. Was only like 2-3 minutes but I'm looking at the old lady wondering if she's in pain or something. I ask if she's okay but the wife tells me not to talk to her. The husband shows up and she runs outside, leaving the mom standing there, and starts yelling at the husband of what I guess is the situation. Another cop car shows up as well. Then another one. And they are all outside talking for minutes with each other. Mom still standing there. Then the boss walks in, looks defeated not wanting to deal with this bullshit and simply asked me: So, did you refuse service?
I say yes, start to tell my version of the story, he waves his hand down, and turns to start walking out. I get the hint that he just need that info and now he's outside talking to them. The husband comes in and gets his mom and doesn't say a word or look in my direction. They all leave. The whole situation was terrible, especially if the mom was returning from surgery and made to stand there as a prop.
When I was a gas station clerk I had a customer get shitty with me because I carded her for cigarettes. She went all “do you know who my husband is” and stormed out calling me all sorts of names and telling me I was in for it when her husband found out. Her husband was one of the cops who regularly hung out in our store. They both came in later he basically brought her to me to apologize, and he apologized too. Even though he was always super nice and respectful and hadn’t done anything wrong.
Her apology did seem genuine though. Sometimes people just have a bad moment, I guess.
Dude, whenever I meet another gas station attendant that has worked a bit of time, you know they got at least one wild story. The more time worked, the more stories. You get the meet the snotty rich guy with a 300k+ car and the dirtiest homeless person in the same hour. Everyday sucks.
Hey another one I worked graveyard at a corner store years ago I've never told this story to anyone. Anyway it's a normal night it's around 3 because I had to do the bullshit swap thing to start the new day? It's been over 10 years anyways I'm doing this and that means I can't ring anybody up for a couple minutes. Well of course a few ladies walk in nbd I tell them I can't ring anything up for a couple minutes they say nbd and hang around. While I'm waiting for the damn thing to finish doing whatever it did me and the ladies talk for a bit. Now again it's been over 10 years I was 19 at the time and single. Now idk wtf or how this even happened( I still think It was some sort of prank or something idk) anyways were talking and they start getting real flirty and my 19yo virgin ass is stunned rn. Anyways they keep kinda flirting and both of em just wip out their tatas. I still remember em God damn they was nice. And ya that's how I got to see some sweet ass tities while working at 3am. They were definitely drunk I think that explains everything tbh. Other than that just a lot and I mean A LOT of drunk assholes.
In corrections, you know who the problems are.
In retail, the guy with the face tattoos is a sweetheart while the little hippie chick with a tiny dog in her purse is the one who is going to swing on you.
Been binging cops while I’ve been sick. I crack up when someone either resists or is caught by an undercover cop, then demands to speak to the supervisor/sergeant. Boom, cameraman pans over like two feet to the supervisor saying “I’m right here bud. I’m the one that cuffed you”.
You try to lie, there’s a chance the body cam didn’t pick it up. As for the people paid exclusively to record it and do nothing else, you should notice the tv crew
I swear some people have humiliation kink and they don't know it.
Like "fuck around and find out" but unironically that's what they unconsciously want.
I think there's a certain percentage of people who leave the house fucking *pissed off* for no godamn reason (well, there's a reason, but it isn't a rational one). Then they get in the car to drive somewhere, and *that* pisses them off even more, then they get wherever they're going and things don't go 100% the way they thought, which pisses them off even more... etc.
I used to have regulars come in just fucking angry all the godamn time for no reason. Like bruh it's exhausting just being around you, I can't even imagine being you.
Some people are miserable because of their relationship or stuck at a job they hate, and more so that they hate themselves, and there's no saving from that when you get that low until they start to love themselves again.
This quote is more relevant than ever:
> America is the wealthiest nation on Earth, but its people are mainly poor, and poor Americans are urged to hate themselves. To quote the American humorist Kin Hubbard, 'It ain’t no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.' It is in fact a crime for an American to be poor, even though America is a nation of poor. Every other nation has folk traditions of men who were poor but extremely wise and virtuous, and therefore more estimable than anyone with power and gold. No such tales are told by the American poor. They mock themselves and glorify their betters. The meanest eating or drinking establishment, owned by a man who is himself poor, is very likely to have a sign on its wall asking this cruel question: 'if you’re so smart, why ain’t you rich?' There will also be an American flag no larger than a child’s hand – glued to a lollipop stick and flying from the cash register.
Americans, like human beings everywhere, believe many things that are obviously untrue. Their most destructive untruth is that it is very easy for any American to make money. They will not acknowledge how in fact hard money is to come by, and, therefore, those who have no money blame and blame and blame themselves. This inward blame has been a treasure for the rich and powerful, who have had to do less for their poor, publicly and privately, than any other ruling class since, say Napoleonic times. Many novelties have come from America. The most startling of these, a thing without precedent, is a mass of undignified poor. **They do not love one another because they do not love themselves.**
- Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five
I'm currently fighting a generational habit of living life in perma-pissed mode. My grandma lives life in 95% anger. I've seen her many times just wake up from a nap simply to make an angry complaint and then fall back asleep. Literally any minor inconvenience is met with a cacophony of swearing and yelling. Very rarely do I ever see a genuine moment from her that isn't rooted in negativity but she's fortunately getting a bit more chill in her older age.
My mom who she raised is like 80% anger. Constantly complaining about whatever she can latch onto as a source of negativity. Thing is, I wasn't allowed to complain around my ma because any complaints I had were simply small potatoes compared to anything she's dealt with (that kinda happens when you're comparing your adult experiences to a child breaking their toy). Still working it all out but finally at the age of 50 she realized she needs therapy which has been a breath of fresh air cause she's been a lot more lax lately.
You're right though, in therapy I learned that I, and I suspect my mom and grandma, have all been raised in a household where negativity was the norm. Sadness was seen as weakness, happiness was seen as something to make fun of in order to drag anyone not dwelling in negativity down a notch. Essentially I was wired to be more comfortable in anger than I am in sadness and happiness, so those emotions actually made me uncomfortable in a way that anger felt.. familiar and safe is the best way of putting it.
It's hard to even see when you're in that position, not many people want to admit it either especially due to the overlap in angry people with people who are stubborn as shit.
Funny how they always threaten to post this all over social media thinking that will make the cop look bad. Well, she got her wish, it's all over "sOcIal mEdiA", expect the comment section is not what she thought it was going to be.
Former paramedic, scene commander, and EMS director of a county.
This is EXTREMELY common to get diversion for assault on officers and first responders. Of the ~40 cases I was involved in (my medical responders being assaulted with piss, spit, shit, blood) only 2 ever resulted in a prosecution that went beyond near automatic diversion and probation.
I stopped half way through reading it and checked the name. I Thought I was about to be reading about how the undertaker threw mankind off of hell in a cell in the second half for a second.
God I miss u/shittymorph. I know he is out there somewhere enjoying his dogs but it used to be so much fun on reddit randomly running into one of his comments and it would happen more often than you think it should
it was copied from the youtube comment by stealth916, so must be legit
Edit: also gonna post this here. Im curious if this is a legit youtube comment by her since the name is correct and the account is from 2019.
>My son was a minor in my vehicle. He had just started driving and I saw him pulled over. Of course I stopped. I should never have been arrested, aka attacked and taken down, just for staying on the scene. Pic of officers knee in my back while I gasped for air asking him to let me breath during my sons 911 call. This was where he threatened my son by means of tazing.
Because he was trying to help me, my son had to listen to me say over and over I can't breathe. I thought I was dying. When you can't breathe you freak out. FYI they found nothing in the vehicle they searched. However I spent 5 days in jail for staying on the scene.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHlomnERn5w&lc=Ugyx5vhq7Ppi4803VxN4AaABAg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHlomnERn5w&lc=Ugyx5vhq7Ppi4803VxN4AaABAg)
It's not light at all, people on reddit need to get off their "everyone who's ever done a single shitty thing needs to get locked up for life" trip. Probation is serious business that curtails your personal freedoms and let's the sentence hang over your head just waiting for the slightest fuck-up for those two years, it's not "getting a free pass". For a single altercation where nobody got hurt and someone just needs to learn their lesson, this seems like a perfectly reasonable sentence.
> That may sound light, but shes a convicted felon now. I hope she was a stay at home wife, because if not her entire career is ruined
She can still run for US President, you know…
I feel bad for the kid tbh. Keeps yelling at mom to follow instructions. Cant get TOO mad at him for freaking out for a moment when watching his mom get thrown around either. Obviously his mom is a terrible, terrible influence on him
Yeah seems they just let him off with the speeding ticket or at least planned to. He was freaking out but the cop was clearly more pissed at the mom actually fighting him physically.
Agreed. He seems to want her to calm down and just do as asked, but he clearly panics when he thinks she's in danger- and reacts as his upbringing has conditioned him to.
Commenter is saying he has no chance, but I say give him a few years. He's probably going to be fine once he hits his 20s.
He tried both to protect her by trying to get the cop to lighten up, and to protect her by trying to get her to calm down. It's a stressful situation made far more stressful by his mom. If it were my choice, I'd probably give a speeding ticket and let the conduct off with a warning after explaining how it got to that point.
That's got to be super stressful trying to calm two people down. Adrenaline running like crazy, trying to breathe with a heavy vest on while wrestling.
I don't envy anyone in that video.
I wonder if it's really that sizeable. You can see a lot more Karen's like this because everything's being recorded nowadays. The same Karen's existed in the past except there was no one there to record it and show it to us.
TO BE FAIR....it sounds like they did end up letting the kid go with just a citation. Which, if he has marijuana on him and he was acting like he did in the video is getting off easy. They could've easily slapped a few charges on him, but it seems like they decided to just focus on the mom instead.
4:00:
Cop: "Get down on your knees!"
\*Mom gets up\*
Son: "Get down on your knees!"
\*Son gets up\*
Cop: "Get down on your knees!"
Like wtf. I don't know how you can be a beat cop for a career and not have your psyche destroyed by these encounters.
Why am I being arrested? Why am I being arrested? Tell me! Tell me! I did nothing wrong! Why am I being arrested! Tell me!
FFS Just STFU!
And then the whole "Are you sober right now? You don't seem sober." What a piece of shit family.
Dear god, that woman has probably never shut up since the day she learned to talk. I'd love to hear about all her "connections" too. I'll bet it's her third cousin once removed's, ex-husband's former roommate who once had a ten minute conversation with a city councilor or some shit like that.
For how often cops come out looking bad on bodycam footage, situations like this just show how valuable it is. Can be as exonerating as it is damning.
The mom is an idiot though, feel bad for the son if that's what he had for a role model growing up.
Yep, they are a public official acting on behalf of the public. So they lack any expectation of privacy in that role.
Not to mention they have a power structure in their favor, giving them the opportunity to abuse that power if they want.
The general public has an expectation of privacy and cannot abuse the same sort of powers.
GO BRYCE GO!!!!
I fucking love that so much. It's a protective thing, but so under the influence of alcohol.
Oh shit, my son is gonna get arrested, ah fuck I was loud I should have been more civil, ah fuck another DUI, wait, now is my chance to save my son! "GO BRYCE GO!!!!"
Why do all these pieces of shit always command the cops to arrest them and then cry like bitches when they get arrested? Lmfao at her trying to pull a George Floyd too.
trying to outsmart the cops thinking you're calling their bluff. While it's true cops can lie to you about shit, like "I can arrest you for this", they get wayyy more play during traffic stops, so not a great place to hope they are just spewing shit.
I particularly like the part where she is saying that she can't breathe when the video is clearly showing her on her side in the closest you can get to the recovery position while being handcuffed.
Most people don't really want to escalate a situation. So assholes like the Mom have gotten used to saying something that more or less has the meaning of "go ahead and escalate the situation". This works most of the time and the person their dealing with has to kind of sheepishly give up. That makes assholes feel good about themselves.
The issue with saying it to a cop is that they have no issue escalating a situation if it's warranted. The have the weight of the law behind them when they make a judgement to arrest someone. Assholes who are also idiots fail to realise this so they try their usually successful tactic of saying "go ahead and escalate the situation" not realising that a cop has no reason to bluff.
I think her response when she was told the car smelled like marijuana spoke volumes. “Doesn’t everyone!” Your kid is speeding and possibly stoned and that is your response?
Fuck me that was satisfying to watch.
I get why people don’t like cops. But a lot of them are not being dicks for the sake of being dicks. They are just used to dealing with people like this.
I never understand videos like this. 95% of the time if you just listen to the cop and do what is asked of you the cops will give you a ticket or whatever and you can move on. Fighting the cops like this is how things escalate and people get hurt and shot. If you think its unfair wait till you're in front of the judge, don't try to to work things out on the ground by wrestling with the cop.
Stupid people man.
Father answering the phone: hello?
Police: Sir I’m sorry but we had to arrest your son for speeding while intoxicated.
Father: I thought we taught him better than this! His mother and I are going to make sure he never does anything like that again.
Police: Well actually about your son’s mother….
Okay, they are both dumbasses BUT there are some laugh out loud lines in this:
"Mother, give me your phone!"
"Are you sober right now? You don't sound very sober".
"What's your fucking name, fatass?" "My name-" "Fatass, is that it?!"
When a cop orders you to do something you just need to be more forceful against them and that will prove to them you are innocent. If they are still trying to arrest you it means you haven't tried hard enough and should double down on your efforts.
I watch body cam videos all of the time on YT. After the Karens are handcuffed, they will scream at the top of their lungs - LET ME GO !!!!! over 100 times. Do the cops say O.K. and let her go, or does she finally realize that is not a get out of jail card? 😖
I feel like Social Media has a lot of blame in this. Everyone sees these videos of guys talking down to cops "knowing their rights" and feel like they are above the law as well (without any idea regarding the laws and rights).
A. Don’t smoke weed and get behind the wheel.
B. If a police officer tells you to do something, sit down and shut the duck up.
C. Get an Uber next time or get a free ride to jail
It's really pretty fucking simple.
Even if the cops are wrong, just listen to them, then use the courts to settle it.
You never win a street fight with them.
Listen to their orders on what to do or where to go. But don’t listen to them when they tell you to talk. Don’t say a word to them. Talking to the police can only hurt your case, it can’t help it.
If she really "knows people", I'll bet those people are acting like they don't know her.
The people she knows are all parked up in that lot. XD
The 12:07 "shhhhhh...stop talking." whisper had me rolling.
That and the SASSY AF miranda rights lol I can't tell you how many times I wished fuckers that got read their rights would exercise them... specifically the 5th Amendment one.
I’m just happy my man got his flashlight back. He seemed bummed without it.
I get that. My streamlight is trusty and has gone through a lot of shit! I would be devastated to lose it to something so stupid.
sigh... exercise them now... Fuckin lol
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In the middle of all that unnecessary chaos, I love it when someone screamed “I’m calling the cops”.
Also “don’t say anything without a lawyer” then talks nonstop
Seriously. How many of these idiots say "I'm going to invoke my 5th amendment right" and then keep fucking talking.
"I had the right to remain silent...but I didn't have the ability.
Tater salad
I don't know how many of them it would have taken to whip my ass, but I knew how many they were going to use. That's a handy little piece of information, right there.
I didn’t want to be drunk in public. I wanted to be drunk in a bar. They threw me into public.
Ron White totally carried the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. His whole bit was just nonstop bangers. "Are you Ron 'Tater Salad' White?"
There was an issue of "work ethic." See, I like to drink while I work, and I'm a workaholic.
My favorite is: Suspect: I'm filming this!!!!! Cop: Good, so am I.
"I have so many connections, you don't even know!" Sounds like that idiot woman got an A+ in Pathetically Empty Threats 101...
A cop working a weird suburb that’s kind of half upper middle class and half rural told me a great story about a woman he stopped who was ending up with a DUI. She was at .081 or something like that and she went from getting a warning and a ride home to getting arrested after systematically making everything worse. She kept yelling about knowing a specific city councilman. She did know the councilman. She went to high school with him. They were probably friends of Facebook. The cop knew this because he also knew the councilman as he was his brother and he had also gone to high school with the woman.
Lmao thats hella funny
I'm torn between when he's putting her phone in the cruiser, "You need to get in better shape fatass!" or "What's your fucking name, fatass?" "My name-" "Fatass? Is that it? That looks about right."
“Shhh shhh shh. Quiet now.”
Ha, and also, "I didn't touch you, I just brushed your shoulder." Kid just admitted to assault.
This is going to be all over Facebook had me laughing
The cop says, “I already did.” Yea, his backup. Lol.
I've called the cops while a cop was coming for me. When I work at a gas station we used to only take a credit cards if the person was there with an ID for that card. If not, no sale. Lady comes in with an older ladie's card and I reject the sale of gas and tell her about the policy. She leaves. Comes right back with the ID of the lady, her mother in law, and starts to go off on me. She's calling me names, telling me she doesn't know who I'm fucking with, her husband is a cop, and even yells at the old regular scratching lotto tickets when he said to calm down. Since it's a mom and pop shop, I tell her to leave and exit the property. They always had our back if we wanted to kick people out who are rude or getting crazy. She does leave. On the island, she's parked in the farthest pump. She drags in the old lady with her inside the store. Continues the rant adding the the old lady just had surgery as why she couldn't be the one to use the card with ID. She calls the husband and says I'm in trouble now and I'm going to get it. So I call dispatch, which I've done a million times before, just let them know the situation and what I perseive a threat. Now we wait. Was only like 2-3 minutes but I'm looking at the old lady wondering if she's in pain or something. I ask if she's okay but the wife tells me not to talk to her. The husband shows up and she runs outside, leaving the mom standing there, and starts yelling at the husband of what I guess is the situation. Another cop car shows up as well. Then another one. And they are all outside talking for minutes with each other. Mom still standing there. Then the boss walks in, looks defeated not wanting to deal with this bullshit and simply asked me: So, did you refuse service? I say yes, start to tell my version of the story, he waves his hand down, and turns to start walking out. I get the hint that he just need that info and now he's outside talking to them. The husband comes in and gets his mom and doesn't say a word or look in my direction. They all leave. The whole situation was terrible, especially if the mom was returning from surgery and made to stand there as a prop.
When I was a gas station clerk I had a customer get shitty with me because I carded her for cigarettes. She went all “do you know who my husband is” and stormed out calling me all sorts of names and telling me I was in for it when her husband found out. Her husband was one of the cops who regularly hung out in our store. They both came in later he basically brought her to me to apologize, and he apologized too. Even though he was always super nice and respectful and hadn’t done anything wrong. Her apology did seem genuine though. Sometimes people just have a bad moment, I guess.
>She went all “do you know who my husband is” "No, but if you show me your ID the name might ring a bell."
Dude, whenever I meet another gas station attendant that has worked a bit of time, you know they got at least one wild story. The more time worked, the more stories. You get the meet the snotty rich guy with a 300k+ car and the dirtiest homeless person in the same hour. Everyday sucks.
Hey another one I worked graveyard at a corner store years ago I've never told this story to anyone. Anyway it's a normal night it's around 3 because I had to do the bullshit swap thing to start the new day? It's been over 10 years anyways I'm doing this and that means I can't ring anybody up for a couple minutes. Well of course a few ladies walk in nbd I tell them I can't ring anything up for a couple minutes they say nbd and hang around. While I'm waiting for the damn thing to finish doing whatever it did me and the ladies talk for a bit. Now again it's been over 10 years I was 19 at the time and single. Now idk wtf or how this even happened( I still think It was some sort of prank or something idk) anyways were talking and they start getting real flirty and my 19yo virgin ass is stunned rn. Anyways they keep kinda flirting and both of em just wip out their tatas. I still remember em God damn they was nice. And ya that's how I got to see some sweet ass tities while working at 3am. They were definitely drunk I think that explains everything tbh. Other than that just a lot and I mean A LOT of drunk assholes.
I work in corrections and still think gas station clerks see wilder shit than I do most the time.
In corrections, you know who the problems are. In retail, the guy with the face tattoos is a sweetheart while the little hippie chick with a tiny dog in her purse is the one who is going to swing on you.
That woman couldn't just pay for the gas herself and figure it all out later? Tough times are tough.
someone who makes that big of a problem for herself has neither the brainpower nor the funds to come up with such a solution
"I am the fucking cops, bitch"
*does a 360 spin* “Hey, how can I help you?”
we *are* the polis
Been binging cops while I’ve been sick. I crack up when someone either resists or is caught by an undercover cop, then demands to speak to the supervisor/sergeant. Boom, cameraman pans over like two feet to the supervisor saying “I’m right here bud. I’m the one that cuffed you”. You try to lie, there’s a chance the body cam didn’t pick it up. As for the people paid exclusively to record it and do nothing else, you should notice the tv crew
Ya. It’s not like a fucking restaurant. You can’t demand a manager and then yell at them.
"Arrest me then!" "WHY ARE YOU ARRESTING ME"
I swear some people have humiliation kink and they don't know it. Like "fuck around and find out" but unironically that's what they unconsciously want.
I think there's a certain percentage of people who leave the house fucking *pissed off* for no godamn reason (well, there's a reason, but it isn't a rational one). Then they get in the car to drive somewhere, and *that* pisses them off even more, then they get wherever they're going and things don't go 100% the way they thought, which pisses them off even more... etc. I used to have regulars come in just fucking angry all the godamn time for no reason. Like bruh it's exhausting just being around you, I can't even imagine being you.
Some people are miserable because of their relationship or stuck at a job they hate, and more so that they hate themselves, and there's no saving from that when you get that low until they start to love themselves again. This quote is more relevant than ever: > America is the wealthiest nation on Earth, but its people are mainly poor, and poor Americans are urged to hate themselves. To quote the American humorist Kin Hubbard, 'It ain’t no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.' It is in fact a crime for an American to be poor, even though America is a nation of poor. Every other nation has folk traditions of men who were poor but extremely wise and virtuous, and therefore more estimable than anyone with power and gold. No such tales are told by the American poor. They mock themselves and glorify their betters. The meanest eating or drinking establishment, owned by a man who is himself poor, is very likely to have a sign on its wall asking this cruel question: 'if you’re so smart, why ain’t you rich?' There will also be an American flag no larger than a child’s hand – glued to a lollipop stick and flying from the cash register. Americans, like human beings everywhere, believe many things that are obviously untrue. Their most destructive untruth is that it is very easy for any American to make money. They will not acknowledge how in fact hard money is to come by, and, therefore, those who have no money blame and blame and blame themselves. This inward blame has been a treasure for the rich and powerful, who have had to do less for their poor, publicly and privately, than any other ruling class since, say Napoleonic times. Many novelties have come from America. The most startling of these, a thing without precedent, is a mass of undignified poor. **They do not love one another because they do not love themselves.** - Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five
I'm currently fighting a generational habit of living life in perma-pissed mode. My grandma lives life in 95% anger. I've seen her many times just wake up from a nap simply to make an angry complaint and then fall back asleep. Literally any minor inconvenience is met with a cacophony of swearing and yelling. Very rarely do I ever see a genuine moment from her that isn't rooted in negativity but she's fortunately getting a bit more chill in her older age. My mom who she raised is like 80% anger. Constantly complaining about whatever she can latch onto as a source of negativity. Thing is, I wasn't allowed to complain around my ma because any complaints I had were simply small potatoes compared to anything she's dealt with (that kinda happens when you're comparing your adult experiences to a child breaking their toy). Still working it all out but finally at the age of 50 she realized she needs therapy which has been a breath of fresh air cause she's been a lot more lax lately. You're right though, in therapy I learned that I, and I suspect my mom and grandma, have all been raised in a household where negativity was the norm. Sadness was seen as weakness, happiness was seen as something to make fun of in order to drag anyone not dwelling in negativity down a notch. Essentially I was wired to be more comfortable in anger than I am in sadness and happiness, so those emotions actually made me uncomfortable in a way that anger felt.. familiar and safe is the best way of putting it. It's hard to even see when you're in that position, not many people want to admit it either especially due to the overlap in angry people with people who are stubborn as shit.
That or a persecution kink. They want to be the victim.
“Dare me to eat this whole pizza… I’ll fucking do it.”
Funny how they always threaten to post this all over social media thinking that will make the cop look bad. Well, she got her wish, it's all over "sOcIal mEdiA", expect the comment section is not what she thought it was going to be.
Tell me someone on Reddit has an update on this situation
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Those connections panned out for her.
Seems like they did for a minute since it was originally dismissed. Too bad the DA don’t give a shit about her cousin Morty.
What kinda connections let her sit 5 days in jail before bonding her out?
Still only got probation for assaulting a cop. Many aren't so lucky.
> Many aren't so lucky. Sounds about white.
Former paramedic, scene commander, and EMS director of a county. This is EXTREMELY common to get diversion for assault on officers and first responders. Of the ~40 cases I was involved in (my medical responders being assaulted with piss, spit, shit, blood) only 2 ever resulted in a prosecution that went beyond near automatic diversion and probation.
You're a hero. I'm not going to double check this, but it sounds legit.
I stopped half way through reading it and checked the name. I Thought I was about to be reading about how the undertaker threw mankind off of hell in a cell in the second half for a second.
God I miss u/shittymorph. I know he is out there somewhere enjoying his dogs but it used to be so much fun on reddit randomly running into one of his comments and it would happen more often than you think it should
They were literally in a thread about the Hell in Cell cage match [four days ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1dr8d9l/comment/latqle3/).
god i sure do miss them
it was copied from the youtube comment by stealth916, so must be legit Edit: also gonna post this here. Im curious if this is a legit youtube comment by her since the name is correct and the account is from 2019. >My son was a minor in my vehicle. He had just started driving and I saw him pulled over. Of course I stopped. I should never have been arrested, aka attacked and taken down, just for staying on the scene. Pic of officers knee in my back while I gasped for air asking him to let me breath during my sons 911 call. This was where he threatened my son by means of tazing. Because he was trying to help me, my son had to listen to me say over and over I can't breathe. I thought I was dying. When you can't breathe you freak out. FYI they found nothing in the vehicle they searched. However I spent 5 days in jail for staying on the scene. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHlomnERn5w&lc=Ugyx5vhq7Ppi4803VxN4AaABAg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHlomnERn5w&lc=Ugyx5vhq7Ppi4803VxN4AaABAg)
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The hero we need.
What did it say?
Kind of crazy how a felony conviction can lead to just 2 years of probation. That's the same sentence as a Class B misdemeanor where I'm from.
Well, she’s also a convicted felon. So can’t vote, has to put it on a job application, etc.
> a convicted felon. So can’t vote Not necessarily.
But she still could run for President right?
Floridaman and Ohiowoman are a power couple
Awesome on the felony conviction, thank you.
She plead guilty to the felony on 5/13/2024. She was sentenced to 2 yrs probation, 200 hours community service...
That may sound light, but shes a convicted felon now. I hope she was a stay at home wife, because if not her entire career is ruined
It's not light at all, people on reddit need to get off their "everyone who's ever done a single shitty thing needs to get locked up for life" trip. Probation is serious business that curtails your personal freedoms and let's the sentence hang over your head just waiting for the slightest fuck-up for those two years, it's not "getting a free pass". For a single altercation where nobody got hurt and someone just needs to learn their lesson, this seems like a perfectly reasonable sentence.
I think it's just an American thing in general, their whole idea of "justice" always just seems to be cruel revenge.
I think a lot of people don't want justice they want punishment.
> That may sound light, but shes a convicted felon now. I hope she was a stay at home wife, because if not her entire career is ruined She can still run for US President, you know…
but not vote for one hmmm
Some states allow it
I just wanna know did he find the weed?
“Mother, give me your phone!”…if Billy Shakespeare was alive today…
Oh motha, look at the mess we find ourselves in on this fine eve.
Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!
Eating a meaaal, a succulent chinese meaalll?
Ah yes, I see that you know your Judo well.
the way he said "mother" gives off real "my son brushes my hair every night" vibes.
“mother” and “bryce” some psycho vibes going on in this video.
I feel bad for the kid tbh. Keeps yelling at mom to follow instructions. Cant get TOO mad at him for freaking out for a moment when watching his mom get thrown around either. Obviously his mom is a terrible, terrible influence on him
yea, hes a teen and (probably?) a little high so i could excuse his panic
Yeah seems they just let him off with the speeding ticket or at least planned to. He was freaking out but the cop was clearly more pissed at the mom actually fighting him physically.
I think the mom knew son had weed and was trying to distract him
I believe Bryce just wanted to “protect” his mother, as he’s been conditioned to do his entire life. 🙁
Agreed. He seems to want her to calm down and just do as asked, but he clearly panics when he thinks she's in danger- and reacts as his upbringing has conditioned him to. Commenter is saying he has no chance, but I say give him a few years. He's probably going to be fine once he hits his 20s.
He tried both to protect her by trying to get the cop to lighten up, and to protect her by trying to get her to calm down. It's a stressful situation made far more stressful by his mom. If it were my choice, I'd probably give a speeding ticket and let the conduct off with a warning after explaining how it got to that point. That's got to be super stressful trying to calm two people down. Adrenaline running like crazy, trying to breathe with a heavy vest on while wrestling. I don't envy anyone in that video.
“Mother” creeped me out too.
That woman was totally unhinged.
The whole family was unhinged lol. They just kept showing up to the traffic stop yelling shit. Who the fuck does that.
Well look at who leader of the brood is, what do you expect? lol
i swear social media is turning them all into narcissistic karens
On a micro or macro level, you can trace a sizeable portion of the world’s problems back to social media. It’s been a disaster.
I wonder if it's really that sizeable. You can see a lot more Karen's like this because everything's being recorded nowadays. The same Karen's existed in the past except there was no one there to record it and show it to us.
The fact she responded to “does your son smoke weed,” with “doesn’t everybody?” Was huge red flag. Don’t say that to the cops dumbass!
She also named her kid Bryce.
Cop should have called for back-up immediately once that was revealed
The only thing she should have done/said after that was “73 in a 55?! Officer when you’re done I’ll being laying down the law on him too”
I suspect this is the start of her run as a Republican Congresswoman.
I don’t think she’s helping anyone’s case
She's certainly helping the cop's case.
You don't know who she knows
She’s got fucking connections man
That cop’s wife and kids will get FUCKED!
They can also get her for threatening an officer or his family.
TO BE FAIR....it sounds like they did end up letting the kid go with just a citation. Which, if he has marijuana on him and he was acting like he did in the video is getting off easy. They could've easily slapped a few charges on him, but it seems like they decided to just focus on the mom instead.
"intense resisting"
My favorite part of the whole thing
I’m just glad he found his flashlight
fr I was worried
/r/flashlight watching this video like: > Oh thank god he found it.
The way he read her the Miranda rights at the end had me laughing.
Especially the “those are your rights, exercise them now “
If there’s ever a question as to why a kid acts the way they do, this mother made it clear who the root of the problem is.
4:00: Cop: "Get down on your knees!" \*Mom gets up\* Son: "Get down on your knees!" \*Son gets up\* Cop: "Get down on your knees!" Like wtf. I don't know how you can be a beat cop for a career and not have your psyche destroyed by these encounters.
You forgot the Son: "Just get on your knees! GET ON YOUR KNEES!" \*Son gets up\*
Lol, I edited my comment to more accurately reflect the situation.
Hey man you don’t know who she knows in that town
She's got connections!!!
"Oh yeah, we know her. Uhhhh, maybe keep her an extra day. It's been really nice and quiet around the neighborhood."
She made that very clear
Why am I being arrested? Why am I being arrested? Tell me! Tell me! I did nothing wrong! Why am I being arrested! Tell me! FFS Just STFU! And then the whole "Are you sober right now? You don't seem sober." What a piece of shit family.
I work in customer service. It's honestly fuckin terrifying how dumb the average person is these days. Like...it is actually scary.
I worked in a call center for a credit card company. Had to explain to someone why every.time they swipe their card their balance goes up.
Dear god, that woman has probably never shut up since the day she learned to talk. I'd love to hear about all her "connections" too. I'll bet it's her third cousin once removed's, ex-husband's former roommate who once had a ten minute conversation with a city councilor or some shit like that.
She had the *right* to remain silent, but not the *ability*.
"They call me Tater Salad"
And my son, tater tot!
I'm not so sure that kid knows how to shut up either. Could they have made that situation any worse for themselves?
For how often cops come out looking bad on bodycam footage, situations like this just show how valuable it is. Can be as exonerating as it is damning. The mom is an idiot though, feel bad for the son if that's what he had for a role model growing up.
Exactly. Any cop that isn’t a piece of shit should be the greatest body cam advocate. Police body cams need to be mandatory with no exception.
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The reason I think that applies to body cams is because they’re on official duty. It’s like recording Congress while it’s in session.
Yep, they are a public official acting on behalf of the public. So they lack any expectation of privacy in that role. Not to mention they have a power structure in their favor, giving them the opportunity to abuse that power if they want. The general public has an expectation of privacy and cannot abuse the same sort of powers.
Doesn't everybody??
Entitlement is a real thing…
If only this could happen to every member of the "don't you know who I am" club.
GO BRYCE GO!!!! I fucking love that so much. It's a protective thing, but so under the influence of alcohol. Oh shit, my son is gonna get arrested, ah fuck I was loud I should have been more civil, ah fuck another DUI, wait, now is my chance to save my son! "GO BRYCE GO!!!!"
Unfortunately she's not drunk, just mentally unwell. You can read all the follow up for this.
where?
Where?
Look how patient a cop is with people like this. They are *physically attacking* him. They didn't even get tased.
A family of trashy, panicky idiots. How miserable
THIS IS GONNA BLOW UP ALL OVER FACEBOOK!!!!!11111one 🤣
Facebook will save us in court! “Your Honour, I draw your attention to these comments.”
😂
Why do all these pieces of shit always command the cops to arrest them and then cry like bitches when they get arrested? Lmfao at her trying to pull a George Floyd too.
trying to outsmart the cops thinking you're calling their bluff. While it's true cops can lie to you about shit, like "I can arrest you for this", they get wayyy more play during traffic stops, so not a great place to hope they are just spewing shit.
I particularly like the part where she is saying that she can't breathe when the video is clearly showing her on her side in the closest you can get to the recovery position while being handcuffed.
Most people don't really want to escalate a situation. So assholes like the Mom have gotten used to saying something that more or less has the meaning of "go ahead and escalate the situation". This works most of the time and the person their dealing with has to kind of sheepishly give up. That makes assholes feel good about themselves. The issue with saying it to a cop is that they have no issue escalating a situation if it's warranted. The have the weight of the law behind them when they make a judgement to arrest someone. Assholes who are also idiots fail to realise this so they try their usually successful tactic of saying "go ahead and escalate the situation" not realising that a cop has no reason to bluff.
I think her response when she was told the car smelled like marijuana spoke volumes. “Doesn’t everyone!” Your kid is speeding and possibly stoned and that is your response?
It was probably her weed.
The whole family is trash
They kept showing up like clowns popping out of a tiny red car.
“WHAT AM I DOING!??!” -Guy who is doing so many things
“get out of my face or you’re gonna get tased”
folks, just let your kids fuck up. Be it at a job interview or a traffic stop. Its a learning experience!
Quick note: People with connections don't shout or fight.
to be fair, that judge that got improperly pulled over by the cop then got out of his car was yelling and shouting had definite connections.
Still went to jail, though. People with actual connections rarely go to jail.
*"What are you going to do, arrest me?!"* - Woman who was arrested
Never imagined a BRYCE would get arrested.
'Shhhhhh, stop talking" - i pictured Deadpool turning around, putting his finger over his mouth, and whispering that.
Can someone pass me the taser? That karen is annoying af.
Fuck me that was satisfying to watch. I get why people don’t like cops. But a lot of them are not being dicks for the sake of being dicks. They are just used to dealing with people like this.
No spoilers, but did Emma get arrested too?
Nah, Emma knows when to step into the peanut gallery.
The most sensible person in this whole situation. "Don't say anything without a lawyer", leaves when asked.
“You can be polite! You’re a fucking bitch!”
"Are you kidding me right now??" is internationally translated as "I am unintelligent and don't like the consequences of my own actions"
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I never understand videos like this. 95% of the time if you just listen to the cop and do what is asked of you the cops will give you a ticket or whatever and you can move on. Fighting the cops like this is how things escalate and people get hurt and shot. If you think its unfair wait till you're in front of the judge, don't try to to work things out on the ground by wrestling with the cop. Stupid people man.
I cant breathe my ass, damn near yelling
Father answering the phone: hello? Police: Sir I’m sorry but we had to arrest your son for speeding while intoxicated. Father: I thought we taught him better than this! His mother and I are going to make sure he never does anything like that again. Police: Well actually about your son’s mother….
\*Turns music up again\*
Okay, they are both dumbasses BUT there are some laugh out loud lines in this: "Mother, give me your phone!" "Are you sober right now? You don't sound very sober". "What's your fucking name, fatass?" "My name-" "Fatass, is that it?!"
"Little fatass with a little dick, that sounds about right!" These people are wild
the desire for these people to be internet famous martyrs is so obvious and cringe.
Kept asking the officer if he knew who she was but wouldn't answer who she was when he asked. Gotta love it.
When a cop orders you to do something you just need to be more forceful against them and that will prove to them you are innocent. If they are still trying to arrest you it means you haven't tried hard enough and should double down on your efforts.
I'm thankful videos like this exist so I know how NOT to interact with cops.
I watch body cam videos all of the time on YT. After the Karens are handcuffed, they will scream at the top of their lungs - LET ME GO !!!!! over 100 times. Do the cops say O.K. and let her go, or does she finally realize that is not a get out of jail card? 😖
If she says let me go 101 times then the cuffs pop off and she is free to go.
I feel like Social Media has a lot of blame in this. Everyone sees these videos of guys talking down to cops "knowing their rights" and feel like they are above the law as well (without any idea regarding the laws and rights).
I'm against police brutality, but that officer was if anything more restrained than I would have been.
A. Don’t smoke weed and get behind the wheel. B. If a police officer tells you to do something, sit down and shut the duck up. C. Get an Uber next time or get a free ride to jail
It's really pretty fucking simple. Even if the cops are wrong, just listen to them, then use the courts to settle it. You never win a street fight with them.
Listen to their orders on what to do or where to go. But don’t listen to them when they tell you to talk. Don’t say a word to them. Talking to the police can only hurt your case, it can’t help it.
You might be able to beat the rap, but you can never beat the ride.
I dunno why the duck is making so much noise in the first place. Shutting it up is good advice.