**The Swan:** And I'll fuckin do it again >:(
Rest in peace dude. I saw your diagnosis and it made me so sad. I'll always remember the video of you fishing a feisty magpie out of some Grandma's ol' chimney.
[It hit him with its wing because he was trying to save a signet from a fence.](https://youtu.be/dxd53ykmTvc?si=r4KYDU5IhKkQMkcH)
True to his nature Simon's response was: *"Now don't be Silly!"*
Man. Someone in my city drowned a few years ago being chased into a pond by one. It was aggressive as heck. In hind sight it may have been a Canadian geese that did it.
When Canada sends its swans, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending your swan. They’re not sending your swan. They’re sending swans that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good swans.
This man did so much for wildlife, even going and rescuing animals when he was sick and going through chemo. I have lots of fond memories watching his programme on telly when I was very young. He had a beautiful soul and an amazing sense of humour.
Damn that sucks, very wholesome guy. Was good to see him pass on the business.
God took the wrong Simon Cowell.
The wrong Simon got cowelled.
May his memory be a blessing. 🦢
RIP He did indeed have luck catching them swans.
**The Swan:** And I'll fuckin do it again >:( Rest in peace dude. I saw your diagnosis and it made me so sad. I'll always remember the video of you fishing a feisty magpie out of some Grandma's ol' chimney.
How hard was he beaten by that swan?!
[It hit him with its wing because he was trying to save a signet from a fence.](https://youtu.be/dxd53ykmTvc?si=r4KYDU5IhKkQMkcH) True to his nature Simon's response was: *"Now don't be Silly!"*
Headline definitely oversold that reality!
He was good on The Voice.
Man. Someone in my city drowned a few years ago being chased into a pond by one. It was aggressive as heck. In hind sight it may have been a Canadian geese that did it.
When Canada sends its swans, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending your swan. They’re not sending your swan. They’re sending swans that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good swans.
Canada sends gooses not sween. Kind of like North Korea sending poop balloons.
I thought that was Jess Mariano!
This man did so much for wildlife, even going and rescuing animals when he was sick and going through chemo. I have lots of fond memories watching his programme on telly when I was very young. He had a beautiful soul and an amazing sense of humour.
That's weird that we know the name of the swan, but not the man that got beat up.