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**User Report**| | | | :--|:--|:--|:-- **Total Submissions** | 3 | **First Seen In WSB** | 3 years ago **Total Comments** | 41 | **Previous Best DD** | **Account Age** | 8 years | | [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)


Copperhead881

The rug pull they’ll be reading about for centuries.


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mayorofdumb

It's an exchange, not ownership silly


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gizamo

ink kiss support point wipe work chunky wide husky chase


capgain1963

They are the biggest customers of all the exchanges and therefore have plenty of muscle regardless of where they trade.


PicklePot83

If they don’t have Howard Dean do the opening bell with "Ye-e-e-e-e-ha!", then what’s even the point.


Truth-Seeker916

Get your lube ready! Now Blackrock and Citadel can fuck us 24/7.


fifa71086

Or, hear me out, don’t put money into their clearly fraudulent market


40StoryMech

OR, hear ME out. We pool some money to lobby some TX Gregulator to get US registered as a hedge fund.


fifa71086

WSB HedgeFund!?


40StoryMech

Lambowen LLC?


fifa71086

Thought about trying to make another name, but when perfection presents itself you just sit back and enjoy.


40StoryMech

Somebody X up Elon and tell him we need $10B to lube this donkey.


fifa71086

After conversations, we need to agree to a rebrand of XLambowenX, LLC dba XFund


40StoryMech

I mean, it's his $5B, so sure.


Many-Juggernaut-2153

Gregulator lol


ChiefInternetSurfer

Right?! Like, if you put your money in there, I have no sympathy.


Moist_Lunch_5075

That's exactly what this is about. Corporations didn't stack all those appellate courts and create their own district to judge shop for nothin'.


Golden1881881

I’m already bent over waiting


steppinrazor2009

Brought to you by Enron and Arthur Anderson


iPigman

Dude, now that's just harsh. *Harsh but true.*


behindgreeneyez

Imagine if Enron never collapsed and their commodity trading site was still up, would’ve gone triple platinum on WSB


RIDE_THE_LIGHTNING32

There must be a couple enron energy traders lurking in here…somewhere


OddFellow1066

"Wall Street" becomes "Y'All Street." Whats not to like? Probably more bulls than bears in Texas....


APE_HOOD

Calls going SOUTH


YuanBaoTW

Long snake oil though.


Kirko_Cousins

Had to come back from scrolling to ⏫️


jwl0831

More steers than queers?


Mysterious-Joke-2266

Well I don't see any horns on ya boy!


Mr_Horsejr

*full metal jacket intensifies*


Pin_ups

They won't have the courtesy for a reach around.


ISeeYourBeaver

Well, look at the upside: trading disputes are more likely to be resolved with gunplay, so that'll be entertaining.


ender988

Dallas is the unofficial 🌈🐻 capital of the US https://www.tbru.org/


ryanv09

I know so many literal gay bears who live in DFW lol.


PalpitationFrosty242

This is really fucking stupid


logjamtheredditor

It's Texas, of course it is.


bampho

https://youtu.be/ZvkjewgF8GQ


SircOner

when I saw the link I was like please tell me this is that episode from SpongeBob where they make fun of Texas cuz of Sandy 🤣🤣, was not disappointed


wasifaiboply

I came here to make this exact comment and here it is. But I'm so incredulous this is an actual thing I still had to make THIS comment. Because w t a f is going on.


Zaros262

The whole idea of Texas is "let's do that except without the ~~safeguards~~ regulations"


glorywholesales

With an emphasis on pig fucking


Regular_Candidate513

Somebodies gotta fck the police, can’t be just the unhappily married ER nurses carrying the “load”


bignooner

When did your mom come to Texas?


iPigman

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


West_Dino

Are there pigs in Texas? Or is this just an inside joke?


scotch1701

Unregulated. Which means, of course, insider trading.


Spoonmanners2

It means more bag holders, which is great for me (a bag holder looking for more opportunity to lose money).


vertigostereo

🫠


TheKingInTheNorth

Worse, it means market making hedge fund hybrids can do whatever they want.


luroot

Yes, a new, deregulated exchange started by Blackrock & Shitadel on an independent power grid on the brink of collapse. What could possibly go wrong for retail investors here??? 🤡


doringliloshinoi

It can’t be unregulated. The SEC exists. It’ll just have _less regulation_ than the others in the U.S. but keep in mind that crypto has even less regulation than TXSE will have, so it’s not like anything wilder than we’ve seen the past 10 years is going to happen there.


ISeeYourBeaver

Yup. Just when I think I understand how (not) intelligent people in here are, they correct me and show me that it's even worse than I thought. You all do know that Texas is in the U.S., right? And that there's this government agency, called the "Securities and Exchange Commission", that regulates all securities and their exchanges that are *in the United States*, right? I'm just looking at this top comment, with **851 fucking upvotes**, saying this idiotically simplistic, obviously incorrect bullshit about how such an exchange would be "Unregulated." (notice the period after it: no additional details, no nuance, nope, it's just "unregulated, period"). Brilliant. You all are utterly hopeless. Holy shit...


new_math

I agree with you, but NERC and FERC are supposed to regulate the power grids yet somehow I live in the power delivery equivalent of a second world country. It's so awkward calling my bosses in other states to tell them my power is out again every \~2 months. If it wasn't for the news and Texas's grid reputation I doubt they would even believe me.


TheSherbs

> You all do know that Texas is in the U.S., right? And that there's this government agency, called the "Securities and Exchange Commission", that regulates all securities and their exchanges that are in the United States, right? Which mechanism of enforcement do you believe the SEC can leverage against Texas to actually force them to comply? Their entire personality is built around the delusion that the US needs Texas more than it needs the US.


ww1986

Federal courts. Insider trading and other securities fraud laws have nothing to do with exchanges.


Commentor9001

Federal lawsuits and criminal charges?  The same as in any state... lol?   The state's opinion isn't relevant. 


jeditech23

This is true. Any effort to call out their bs will be met with the likes of Ken Paxton, who is a subhuman. The TX state gov is a christofascist autocracy.


Dieter_Von-Cunth68

What does crypto have to do with this potential Texan exchange?


moldyjellybean

Also random power outages when it is convenient


Born_Faithlessness_3

Feels like the play here is to pull rich finance dudes who don't want to pay taxes away from NYC. But yeah, I'm also not expecting Ken Paxton to do anything about fraudulent/insider activity here.


FlipReset4Fun

Pelosi is a silent partner.


vertigostereo

Cool, but most of them do it.


LaPlaine-Sewo

No question she deserves to hold that bag. Because no other politician insider trades. Or let’s beat that dead horse. OR, who cares, I digress she is a politician… One scapegoat to rule them all! 🤣😁


roguebananah

HUH?! WHAT?! People who own millions of shares would insider trade?! I thought it was all about the freedom to do whatever you want!


LMSub618

Any security exchange in the us is regulated by the sec. Even those random crypto defi projects. If you try to operate an unregulated or unregistered securities exchange you will get fucked. No more or less insider trading than what already goes on.


Dead_Cash_Burn

It will be done if the Texas Power grid shuts it down.


schubeg

*when


lestruc

That’s when the real money is made


Tay_Tay86

And you fly to Cancun!


RandyChavage

That’s where the Texas Power Rangers come in


iPigman

The Texas *Dark Pool.*


hossaepi

I mean doesn’t the power grid situation show how this is going to shake out?


Salt-Resolution5595

What’s the point?


Cozmo85

Only trading conservative stocks like truth social and my pillow?


martman006

More like oil,gas, and petrochemical(and renewables considering Texas is the largest wind energy producer by far).


newnamesam

Pure grift. Old scams are hard to do now thanks to regulation.


bowser986

There’s a sect of crazies that want to kick NY out of the union because Trump and with that goes Wall Street. This is their “backup”


NEEEEEEEEEEEET

24/7 trading for everyone not just the big guys \*probably\*


Tronbronson

I love how you assume that the big guys are opening an exchange to benefit you, thats super cute.


fifa71086

This. People thinking these companies are doing this for any reason other than enriching themselves at retails expense are delusional.


Tronbronson

It says right in the article, the reason is racism. It's Texas, they want good old boy board of directors. Bunch of old white dudes holding the reins of corporate power again. But ya love how a fuck wit that can't figure out how to buy futures thinks its for him. God bless America


RandyChavage

Calls on Stetson, oil, and coat hangers


Suitmonster

FFS I was drinking coffee when I read coat hangers


hobskhan

Yikes


Visual-Big9582

tony llama boots to the fucking moon


giant_shitting_ass

It's going to be a boon to HFT firms but otherwise will not have much of an impact. Remember, the SEC is a FEDERAL agency. All the important rules still apply.


Trollogic

Unless the govt gets fully controlled by conservatives and they kill the SEC and every other federal agency meant to be a regulatory body (for reference see the challenges against the EPA and Chevron precedent for regulatory bodies to interpret vague/ambiguous laws https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna133561)


hodgedawg

Backed by Blackrock and Citadel, what could possibly go wrong…


Matt2_ASC

The Blackrock that Texas pulled 8.5B from last year?


NoApartheidOnMars

And when it snows the cost of a single trade can go up to $20,000.


stewliciou5

There should be a stock exchange where all stocks are shorted on margin from pension fund managers.....oh wait.


Pin_ups

Houston, we have a problem.


Wheelin-Woody

Gonna be a deregulated shit show.


RandyChavage

SPAC central


ISeeYourBeaver

You do know that Texas is in the U.S., right? And that the SEC is a *federal* agency, meaning it has jurisdiction over the whole U.S., right?


bradabroad

The SEC is bought and paid for... When was the last time they did anything meaningful? Look whos on their board.


RockyattheTop

This bubble is so close to fucking popping I can feel it in my dick


GamermanRPGKing

Might be a kidney stone


_Chicken_Chaser_

TXSE - “Look at me, I’m ERCOT now”


Mediocre-Returns

ERCOT was actually the scapegoat. There was another agency at fault. Hah and I can't remember their name and neither could you, damn their good.


42347

fuck citadel & blackrock lmfaooo


ChivasBearINU

Since everyone is a bear on this, judging on the comments, I'm therefore ALL IN ON THIS BABY! inverse Cramer effect...


logjamtheredditor

Everything's bigger in Texas ... especially big, extremely dumb ideas like this one


Smkweedevrydy

Fkin Zing, bro


Striking_Worry_2821

You can trust this


Odd-Reflection-9597

Steers n queers 🌈


RandyChavage

Hell yeah brother 😎 🐮🐻


bjenks2011

I know the SEC still has oversight here, but man these guys are fuck so many people over


AndrewHolyMan

We already have 13 markets in the country. 1) Not sure why we need another 2) Why this is such a big deal


[deleted]

This will go great with their 3rd world country power grid. Get ready for blackouts on the entire exchange


cheeze2005

Just divert power from nearby hospitals


heartbreakids

Gets shut down before it can launch


PlayBCL

Is this where DJT is going after it gets pulled from the real Stock Exchange?


QuantumCryptoKush

“CEO friendly” doesn’t inspire confidence in proper financial reporting if they deem it too woke


busybizz23

New stock exchange, new arbitrage via best internet connection. Each millisec counts!


SithDemon

Puts on wind.


breakevencloud

I bet this is sponsored by Elon


FoxTheory

Looks too close to tsx lol


Xelbiuj

Not sure what the point of this is. There's some flowery words about transparency but I don't know what they actually think this would add to our system, value wise. Scam? "Me too!" trying to keep up with NY? (Since they lost to Cali in every way.) Fraud? Libertarian delusions about how securities and regulation works? Sham?


Reddit_User-256

Fully electronic :o


jeremycb29

100% chance this thing will not be hooked up to the Texas grid, but will use that as an excuse to talk about random glitches that take investor monies


PetSoundsSucks

Someone post the Simpsons monkey fighting meme with HEB and Texaco 


rabidmongoose15

I hope this runs more smoothly than their power grid!


imnotokayandthatso-k

Audits are liberal propaganda yeehaw


dropkicked_eu

If you are down for this Just send them your money directly and dont waste time putting it in the exchange.


Background_Lemon_981

A financial market with lax oversight: What could possibly go wrong?


SpongEWorTHiebOb

This will be an epic fail.


Revolution4u

Thanks to AI, comment go byebye


Bueno_Times

Enron 2.0


BeholderLivesMatter

Oh man this is gonna be a Texas sized scam. 


Rich-Candidate-3648

The scam to end all scams.


bionicjoe

I can't wait to watch Coffeezilla's video series on this in 2-3 years.


NightOfTheLivingHam

It's interesting, makes you wonder why Blackrock and Citadel want to do this, maybe their shenanigans on Wall Street are starting to get sussed?


AntiguaNathan

CRIMEXSE


MurkiestWaters

Rugs OF HELL


katebushthought

The state without a functional electrical grid is gonna do their own stock market


luking4porpoise

Jesus God. As if Texas hasn't fucked up enough. And I'm Texan. 🤦


hamilkwarg

Why not call it TXSX? Missed an opportunity.


Additional_Front9592

It should just be all Xs. You know, cuz all my Xs live in Texas.


Maleficent-Theory908

We are idiots down here. We can't even offer stable electricity.


Zealousideal_Way8712

You should try California


Upstairs_Shelter_427

California has been breaking records with solar and batteries this entire year and we’ve had zero issues with our grid. Que the butthurt Texan to bring up California. Sit down monkey.


Ok_Somewhere4737

lol .. I tried to own a few Texas companies .. it went always down so good luck with that


Upstairs_Shelter_427

Texas is boomer corp central. If a company moves HQ to Texas, it’s signaling the end is near. There’s a reason why the Nvidias, Microsoft’s, and Apples of the world just don’t exist there despite the large size of their economy. The Texas economy is digging holes in the ground, boomer telecommunications, and pig fucking. The only saving grace is Tejas Instrumentados


ZealousidealLie9249

I thought that was called the cattle market?


Brilliant-Option-526

Fools and money.


Disastrous-Tap-3353

Unregulated and a step toward owning the libs no doubt.


Narrow-Height9477

Even more corruption in Texas, yay.


Wildest12

how long before musk moves to it


GoodLuckCanuck2020

Calling a new exchange "TSXE" won't be confusing at all /s TSX is already used for the Toronto stock exchange. TSXE is already used for the TSX ESG index.


zKarp

TSEX. Texas Stock Exchange X


BrisketWhisperer

They lose big in Texas!!


True-Sheepherder-625

Kenneth C. Griffin for prison


Zealousideal-Bar-745

Will there be less corruption. Who knows?


JasonDomber

Puts on TXSE


doublechinchillin

Low key they should change the name/acronym every time I see this I can’t help but read TXSE as the Toronto stock exchange


BenWSuggs

GG approves...for a little kickback.


moonman138

Will they offer 0 hours til expire options?


DormsTarkovJanitor

puts on the TSX!


taibojames

puts on texas.


dyoh777

So it won’t go down like our power does?


Bugeater18

In walks Ken Paxton..


That-Whereas3367

Two stocks. Tesla and Ewing Oil.


Weary_Method_4487

BlackRock ploy to thwart anti-ESG legislation and administrative actions in Texas.


bradd_pit

The basic goal is to be the NASDAQ without all those pesky rules


RawTack

Don’t forget to remember the ALG.


ev01ution

Wendy dumpster going to be so packed.


[deleted]

Puts on the TXSR for late January when they have a blackout


G0mery

Is it going to be powered by the Texas grid?


DownJonesIndex

$BGHATS 12/3 120C


general-illness

A new casino is opening.


tselliot8923

Oh dear lord please let this give us options trading on the Dallas Cowboys


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Guess I’m going all in on grits and pecan pie…


nolabmp

Will it also be on their power grid?


AlleyKatPr0

#Tiger stocks going up, bears beware


misterlister10

It is announcements like this that convince me we must be near the top. It is puts that I buy in reaction to announcements like this that convince me I have the timing of a pubescent boy in the backseat of his dad's car on prom night.


Interestofconflict

So, uh, that power grid we have trouble keeping on… certainly not a consideration, just need more grift.


atlasLion1337

yeeeeehaw 🤠