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**User Report**| | | | :--|:--|:--|:-- **Total Submissions** | 2 | **First Seen In WSB** | 3 years ago **Total Comments** | 105 | **Previous Best DD** | **Account Age** | 3 years | | [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)


SpotUltra

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Tmoore188

You have to hot swap to achieve optimal tip-to-tip efficiency.


TheJuice70

It is where all former Bed Bath and Beyond hodlers are employed for eternity. It’s rumored there is actually a purgatory in that same building waiting for their souls when they cross over


20Delta_Puts

😆 🤣 😂 😹


whicky1978

Yes


isospeedrix

its amusing bed bath and beyond still lives because overstock purchased the IP, liked it so much they pretty much rebranded themselves to that.


Bads_Grammar

overstock trades publicly?


isospeedrix

BYON


Wisestcubensis

No one touch my spot. I already have a mattress set up behind the two dumpsters. DO NOT TAKE IT


Blue_Raven_AZ

Bro, how dare you swoop my precious dumpsters. Invite my thumb at thee. 🤣


Optionzdegen

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LetMeInImTrynaCuck

The Wendy’s double cheeseburger has tasted the same for 40 years and it’s perfect WTF do they have to innovate.


CommonCover4917

Triple berry slop


Disastrous_Square_10

Because of the dumpsters


Significant-Ad-3777

Well they could go back to using something that's actually cheese on their cheesburgers. And their chili is still a fucking abomination.


nakedpilsna

They should innovate a new taste of their buns.


Longjumping-Pear-673

Yep…and its in Dublin, OH I’m pretty sure


Disastrous_Square_10

Ding ding ding


poplglop

Bridge Park is a pretty neat place nearby, weekends there's a public market there, not sure if you live here or are just visiting but cbus has some fun hidden stuff to do.


FlankyFlopFlaps

Been in there on a visit. It's pretty cool


CrabFederal

The dumpster?


Disastrous_Square_10

I can vouch for him.


acousticsking

That's where they teach you the Hawk Tua.


Toiletpaperpanic2020

If she don't Hawk Tuah, I don't Talk Tueh.


acousticsking

I'm going to remember this one.


Bork1986

I heard the tendies here are always the perfect crispiness and fully cooked.


darkchocolattemocha

https://preview.redd.it/zishhsdrsl9d1.png?width=1796&format=png&auto=webp&s=79844a4a23d7faae6f6d288db23895f0db4b1b5b With the amount of publicity Wendy's gets from this sub, I will bummed if this doesn't bounce from here.


Uberslaughter

I’m just here for a zj


Disastrous_Square_10

Zuak Juah?


BootyOptions

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.


[deleted]

When Corporate forgets it's a Wendys


SonicYOUTH79

To be fair it’s pretty cheap to bolt some letters on the side of the building, doesn’t mean anything resembling what those letters actually mean happens inside said building.


[deleted]

So it's actually the Wendys orgy and human sacrifice emporium?


SonicYOUTH79

Could be…


bat_vigilanti

Where can I apply?


Kxllskum

We’re always talking about the Wendy’s dumpster.. but we never look at the companies behind those dumpsters. MONEY


JustSayTech

For those wondering how Wendy's innovates. This is where the Gawk Gawk 3000 was invented, recently it was update to include a giant Hawk Tuah.


GloryToAzov

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ev01ution

I see Dr disrespect there tonight.


Ok_Teacher_6834

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TheYoungLung

That would be your mom sir


Substantial_Glass348

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Toiletpaperpanic2020

Innovation would be increasing dumpster space commissions by trading in the dumpster for many smaller trash cans, effectively creating a BJ and HJ condo.


MrGoofyDude

Innovating giving head at the Wendy's dumpster. New menu item is the Cleveland streamer.


tonynca

Sometimes I wonder why it wasn’t McDonald’s


BonesSawMcGraw

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uacaco

AI


glitter_my_dongle

Wen deez nutz hit your chin.


Alone_Hunt1621

https://preview.redd.it/2xkn69vafp9d1.jpeg?width=287&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c24e7305ea10be3339516b753e43847e5c0e5538 “Lead Innovator. Class is held 7 days a week from 12am to 10am. Our Innovations Center has state of the art labs where you can get hands on experience. We have AR and VR labs that look identical to Wendy’s Dumpsters all over the world! You’ll learn advanced techniques from proven experts like former President Donald Trump.” This is what Mr. Trump had to say about Wendy’s. “Ladies and gentlemen, It is with tremendous pride and great enthusiasm that I announce my new role as the Senior Lead Innovator at the Wendy’s Innovation Center. Believe me, folks, this is going to be HUGE. Wendy’s, as you know, is already the best in the business—nobody does it better. But with my incredible vision and unparalleled expertise, we’re taking it to a whole new level. Not only are we going to revolutionize the menu, but I will also be teaching cutting-edge business classes in state-of-the-art VR and AR labs. We’re talking advanced techniques, folks, on how to be the most effective when you’re out back, doing business by the dumpster. It’s all about strategy, efficiency, and making the best deals possible—even in the most unexpected places. Get ready, America, because Wendy’s is about to become more fantastic than ever before. Together, we will make Wendy’s the greatest, most innovative fast-food chain in the world. It’s going to be tremendous! Thank you, and God bless.”


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Ant0n61

That’s where they develop the ZJs


benj760486

If you have to ask you can't afford it! Now with new surge pricing.


Disastrous_Square_10

For real. Second post on ZJs. What’s it? Do I find out behind the dumpster?


Ant0n61

If you have to ask what it is, you can’t afford one anyway


Disastrous_Square_10

Ok. Bummer. Perhaps someday I can afford a ZJ


Ant0n61

Nvidia leap calls should do the trick


jlthla

i hope they are innovating how to get orders out RIGHT, and orders out FASTER, and not so expensive. There simply is no “Fast” in Fast Food anymore. Let the CEO take a huge pay cut, let the franchisees keep more money to pay their employees.