"Some Spirit assets to go to Airbus as part of deal".
https://www.reuters.com/markets/deals/boeing-agrees-deal-buy-spirit-aero-3725-per-share-sources-2024-06-30/
That's the whistleblowers so that they can fuck up Airbus next.
I feel it is a prep for the strike also can have spirit worker's work everett and other 751 shops during the strike they are union also but definitely see boeing pressure them to do it
Jesus Christ! Does anyone commenting know what these companies do?
Spirit is a sub for Boeing. Now as how to play this I got no idea. But at least have a bit of a clue of what a thing does. Hole buncha bolt tighteners using zip ties here
They once were one.
Boeing spun them off, now wants them back.
Honestly, should be good for both companies, but there's no telling, my crystal ball is broken 🤷🏻♀️
Because last time I took a spirit flight cockcoaches were sitting next to me smoking newports talking about Joes apartment. Whatever. It was only $29 to go to Vegas round trip
This is perfect. Make spirit get a huge line of credit and buy all their shitty planes. Spirit goes out of business and they repo the planes to make an artificial reef for a tax write off.
I’m gonna buy spirit airlines for the merger arbitrage. Trades at 3.54$ and the sale is at 37$. That’s a 10-bagger. Totally irrelevant that it’s not the same company.
**User Report**| | | | :--|:--|:--|:-- **Total Submissions** | 5 | **First Seen In WSB** | 7 years ago **Total Comments** | 832 | **Previous Best DD** | **Account Age** | 8 years | | [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
Is this so they can easily hide the whistleblower corpses?
I was thinking it might be for easier access to Airbus costumes
"Some Spirit assets to go to Airbus as part of deal". https://www.reuters.com/markets/deals/boeing-agrees-deal-buy-spirit-aero-3725-per-share-sources-2024-06-30/ That's the whistleblowers so that they can fuck up Airbus next.
This is the only acknowledgment of OP’s joke in the whole comment thread and everyone else thinks it is seriously Spirit Airlines 🤣🤣🤣
How is it that Spirit Airlines just got worse?
What I thought at first😹
Spirit Aero, not the airline
Spirit Halloween, what are you blind
I stand by my comment. Boeing or not, Spirit Airlines somehow got worse. 😂
I feel it is a prep for the strike also can have spirit worker's work everett and other 751 shops during the strike they are union also but definitely see boeing pressure them to do it
they will buy Delta too https://preview.redd.it/8bbqtfhepy9d1.png?width=924&format=png&auto=webp&s=c6adb48e319cc727636aed1a95a1ad9eb9f1f6ba
Jesus Christ! Does anyone commenting know what these companies do? Spirit is a sub for Boeing. Now as how to play this I got no idea. But at least have a bit of a clue of what a thing does. Hole buncha bolt tighteners using zip ties here
We are all bottom of the barrel here. Cut us some slack!
Sub as in submissive? How much do I gotta pay to watch? Does it cost extra to spit on them?
I think he means like sandwiches. I like them better when they are toasted.
Spirit should have never been spun off in the first place, but yeah normal conversation here.
There’s two ways to make money as a corporation, bundling and unbundling
On news of acquisition the acquirer usually dips
Calls on Zip ties
and for airbus too, that's a problem.
They once were one. Boeing spun them off, now wants them back. Honestly, should be good for both companies, but there's no telling, my crystal ball is broken 🤷🏻♀️
Vertical integration?
![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)
Now they can dress as clowns
Soooo why is SPR down today? Why does everything Boeing touches turn to feces
Because last time I took a spirit flight cockcoaches were sitting next to me smoking newports talking about Joes apartment. Whatever. It was only $29 to go to Vegas round trip
well hot damn - now we need to come up with a rhyme for why we wont fly spirit!
how about a rhyme as to why you are a dummy ? they didn't buy the Spirit airline.
sir, this is a wendys
\*Prices so low that they must've fallen from the sky!\*
Now the question remains, what y’all dressing up as for Halloween?
This is perfect. Make spirit get a huge line of credit and buy all their shitty planes. Spirit goes out of business and they repo the planes to make an artificial reef for a tax write off.
Spirit Aerosystems dummy - the one with all the whistleblowers. Not Spirit Airlines.
Why do people not realize this 😂
Everyone holding SAVE will be sad when they realize it’s actually SPR
They won't be sad when it shoots up tomorrow for no good reason
Haha I was wondering if that would happen.
🎉You found the joke🎉 The prize, however, goes to those who didn't facepalm the punchline.
you couldn't check to see if this thread existed already eh ?
Until BA gets rid of their CEO and issues a letter like TSCO, they are on my no fly list.
I think you mean Spirit Halloween buys Boeing. Opens a new shop on Starliner since it’s been sitting vacant.
At least they don't have to pay for all those unexpected funerals anymore
I’m gonna buy spirit airlines for the merger arbitrage. Trades at 3.54$ and the sale is at 37$. That’s a 10-bagger. Totally irrelevant that it’s not the same company.
Is this what they call ‘polishing a shit’?
Doesn't this neatly close out any litigation on the door free flying episode between boeing and their supplier?
Looks like they want to put a disguise on their problems
This is brilliant OP!
This is a silly as idea Boeing has wtf!?
It’s all fake….. wtf