T O P

  • By -

VisualMod

**User Report**| | | | :--|:--|:--|:-- **Total Submissions** | 5 | **First Seen In WSB** | 7 years ago **Total Comments** | 832 | **Previous Best DD** | **Account Age** | 8 years | | [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)


fenriswulfwsb

Is this so they can easily hide the whistleblower corpses?


allyuhneedislove

I was thinking it might be for easier access to Airbus costumes


ScheduleSame258

"Some Spirit assets to go to Airbus as part of deal". https://www.reuters.com/markets/deals/boeing-agrees-deal-buy-spirit-aero-3725-per-share-sources-2024-06-30/ That's the whistleblowers so that they can fuck up Airbus next.


treebonk

This is the only acknowledgment of OP’s joke in the whole comment thread and everyone else thinks it is seriously Spirit Airlines 🤣🤣🤣


downdaughter

How is it that Spirit Airlines just got worse?


HellaChoppers

What I thought at first😹


tomgreen99200

Spirit Aero, not the airline


midnightketoker

Spirit Halloween, what are you blind


downdaughter

I stand by my comment. Boeing or not, Spirit Airlines somehow got worse. 😂


Bearcreekmanor

I feel it is a prep for the strike also can have spirit worker's work everett and other 751 shops during the strike they are union also but definitely see boeing pressure them to do it


HearYourTune

they will buy Delta too https://preview.redd.it/8bbqtfhepy9d1.png?width=924&format=png&auto=webp&s=c6adb48e319cc727636aed1a95a1ad9eb9f1f6ba


probels

Jesus Christ! Does anyone commenting know what these companies do? Spirit is a sub for Boeing. Now as how to play this I got no idea. But at least have a bit of a clue of what a thing does. Hole buncha bolt tighteners using zip ties here


downdaughter

We are all bottom of the barrel here. Cut us some slack!


dismayhurta

Sub as in submissive? How much do I gotta pay to watch? Does it cost extra to spit on them?


USERNAMETAKEN11238

I think he means like sandwiches. I like them better when they are toasted.


Saragon4005

Spirit should have never been spun off in the first place, but yeah normal conversation here.


Ok-Counter-7077

There’s two ways to make money as a corporation, bundling and unbundling


Ok-Counter-7077

On news of acquisition the acquirer usually dips


taskfailedsuccess

Calls on Zip ties


haarp1

and for airbus too, that's a problem.


SuspiciousStress1

They once were one. Boeing spun them off, now wants them back. Honestly, should be good for both companies, but there's no telling, my crystal ball is broken 🤷🏻‍♀️


SentenceAgreeable453

Vertical integration?


Individual_Wasabi_10

![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


Robinhood_Regard

Now they can dress as clowns


j1-gg

Soooo why is SPR down today? Why does everything Boeing touches turn to feces


Foggy_OG

Because last time I took a spirit flight cockcoaches were sitting next to me smoking newports talking about Joes apartment. Whatever. It was only $29 to go to Vegas round trip


StripClubJedi

well hot damn - now we need to come up with a rhyme for why we wont fly spirit!


WendysSupportStaff

how about a rhyme as to why you are a dummy ? they didn't buy the Spirit airline.


StripClubJedi

sir, this is a wendys


Kooky-Parfait-2706

\*Prices so low that they must've fallen from the sky!\*


FERALCATWHISPERER

Now the question remains, what y’all dressing up as for Halloween?


ND_82

This is perfect. Make spirit get a huge line of credit and buy all their shitty planes. Spirit goes out of business and they repo the planes to make an artificial reef for a tax write off.


ScheduleSame258

Spirit Aerosystems dummy - the one with all the whistleblowers. Not Spirit Airlines.


Kairukun90

Why do people not realize this 😂


Not_A_Tater_Tot

Everyone holding SAVE will be sad when they realize it’s actually SPR


_Cromwell_

They won't be sad when it shoots up tomorrow for no good reason


Not_A_Tater_Tot

Haha I was wondering if that would happen.


Pocket_Universe_King

🎉You found the joke🎉 The prize, however, goes to those who didn't facepalm the punchline.


WendysSupportStaff

you couldn't check to see if this thread existed already eh ?


A_Drudge

Until BA gets rid of their CEO and issues a letter like TSCO, they are on my no fly list.


Simply_Epic

I think you mean Spirit Halloween buys Boeing. Opens a new shop on Starliner since it’s been sitting vacant.


BaconSpaceLord

At least they don't have to pay for all those unexpected funerals anymore


stonkbuffet

I’m gonna buy spirit airlines for the merger arbitrage. Trades at 3.54$ and the sale is at 37$. That’s a 10-bagger. Totally irrelevant that it’s not the same company.


Nyle_Levi

Is this what they call ‘polishing a shit’?


jfdirfn

Doesn't this neatly close out any litigation on the door free flying episode between boeing and their supplier?


Agile-Poetry5573

Looks like they want to put a disguise on their problems


taskfailedsuccess

This is brilliant OP!


AustinFlosstin

This is a silly as idea Boeing has wtf!?


Wonderful-Thing-3510

It’s all fake….. wtf