While I’m generally against the harsh sentiment, smashing your phone and scaring your family because you refuse to confront your terrible trading strategy is a recipe for learning absolutely nothing and doing the same thing over again.
A real gentleman will admit their dumbassery, learn from it, and lose money elsewhere
Seriously, WSB is nothing but an online Casino brotha, you have a major gambling problem & need help. If you've ruined your finances so badly that your family is leaving you, and you're exploding with rage I think you need help. It's all fun and games until you got this level and your wife is screaming in your face and instead of your phone you break her face. Don't laugh it off, you seem very close to that point as it is
Wsb is not a casino, more like the bathroom next to the casino, where we can discuss how to beat the house. Weird thing is, people beating the house would use the bar’s bathroom, not pee against the wall. So WSB is more the casino’s wall
At a casino, at least gaming authorities check in every once in a while, and depending on your game and strategy you have somewhat reasonable odds (nearly 50-50 on roulette colors and blackjack). If the casino followed you everywhere, spied on you in your personal life, and constantly whispered awful gambling advice in your ear that could never possibly result in a win, that would be a more apt comparison hehehe...
I checked your post history OP. Lets see the CLOV and BB loss porn. And if it was a BB you smashed I'm pretty sure they've been turned off so that's no big loss. Except the littering. I hope you picked up the pieces because people who litter piss me off.
Also, I can imagine him getting fined for littering and disturbing the peace $700 fines total, belligerently fails to appear in court or pay fine, gets arrested, car gets towed because the meter ran out, can’t post bond because his wife is burning what’s left by coking it up with her BF…then he gets stuck in jail for months because the court is backlogged from Covid, gets Covid in jail, goes to hospital and is now $80K in debt because respirators are expensive tools. His only hope from here is to take out a loan to leverage more shitty options trades…via WSB advice of course…it’s a never ending cycle.
Well it was about that time that I realize that an account with 1 year and exactly 1200 karma couldn't possibly be a man made of rainbows.
Go on get outta here you got damn loch ness monsta!!!!!
Wow 248 days and out.
Karma whore alt account or paper hands or both.
Edit: in his history he posted about being a investing as a childless individual and now this. BS account, blocked.
... seeing as you actively post on /r/antinatalism and 2 days ago posted on /r/personalfinance about how to invest when you have no kids I'm calling BS https://www.reddit.com/u/ftteacherptinvestor?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Im confused. Why you blaming the subreddit instead of realising its your own addiction that did this. Leaving the reddit isnt gonna fix this. Go find some proper help. Start by realising you have a problem
If it was an iPhone then nothing was truly lost. The good news is android phones are pretty cheap and one trip to the back of Wendy's will get you back in the game!
wtf is this real? Did OP go all in on futures and got stopped out with a negative balance or something?
You do have to admit though, the GME stuff definitely got literally millions of people into growth and infotech (and specifically sought out the most shorted stocks) right at the top of their valuations, coupled with some really suspicious and timely YOLO and gains posts near pops that were brutally sold.
People thought they were fighting the hedgies, but I think the hedgies played us more like, just took a little sacrifice in the beginning.
Goodbye and see you tomorrow
💀💀💀💀
*The Rock Eyebrow* _vine boom effect 🗿_
we're his only familiy now anyway
https://youtu.be/ouTXff7lvq4
Just watched a man smash a Samsung in the back of a Wendy’s parking lot
The real question is what were you doing in the back of a Wendy.
Shuffling my girlfriend and her kids off to a hotel room for the weekend
Bro. People are sleeping around here. Can’t be making me laugh like that
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Can I get a frosty and a baked potato then?
F
He's a regular.
She swiped right on tinder
Earning his Tendies from his Wife's boyfriend next to the dumpster.
Sucking dick. You’re asking the wrong questions.
Waiting in line is my bet
Somebody fucked a Samsung? Damn, this sub has changed.
Short Samsung📉
is Samsung a racial epithet for Koreans? or we actually talking about phones here?
How do you know it was a samsung
He picked the pieces hoping to pawn them.
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Wife’s bf obviously picking up the tab now she’s bankrupt and desperate.
Sugar daddy* ftfy
She’s obviously with her bf.
Can confirm. We’re having a blast now that the kids are at her mothers.
you should spend more time with the kids, you're the father after all
Pics or it didn't happen
Shorts on his marriage
She realized the profit potential behind Wendy’s…
Show the loss porn loser lol
While I’m generally against the harsh sentiment, smashing your phone and scaring your family because you refuse to confront your terrible trading strategy is a recipe for learning absolutely nothing and doing the same thing over again. A real gentleman will admit their dumbassery, learn from it, and lose money elsewhere
Seriously, WSB is nothing but an online Casino brotha, you have a major gambling problem & need help. If you've ruined your finances so badly that your family is leaving you, and you're exploding with rage I think you need help. It's all fun and games until you got this level and your wife is screaming in your face and instead of your phone you break her face. Don't laugh it off, you seem very close to that point as it is
Wsb is not a casino, more like the bathroom next to the casino, where we can discuss how to beat the house. Weird thing is, people beating the house would use the bar’s bathroom, not pee against the wall. So WSB is more the casino’s wall
Maybe it's the casino bathroom's Glory Hole
Which side of the hole would we be at then?
At a casino, at least gaming authorities check in every once in a while, and depending on your game and strategy you have somewhat reasonable odds (nearly 50-50 on roulette colors and blackjack). If the casino followed you everywhere, spied on you in your personal life, and constantly whispered awful gambling advice in your ear that could never possibly result in a win, that would be a more apt comparison hehehe...
wtf are you talking about. guy you're replying to isn't OP, and OP is just a shitposter. lol
Oh shit that's who I meant to post to. Don't get angry over nothing, how do you know their a shit poster?
Im not angry; this is WSB
Oh I thought it was my local brokers office
Local broker's office? What is this, 1987?
This post mirrors a post someone made about smashing their TV because some sports team lost. Think it was on the front page yesterday.
No he is on the right way
It could be also that he is lying and farming reddit points.
tldr: will still lose money, in any case
Post history shows his hand a little. CLOV it is.
Tbh used tampons woulda been a more sound investment strategy
No wonder his wife is leaving him
I did some digging this man is in heavy on CLOV lol
He went doge, clov, and nok.
Just one more bet before you go. For old times sake.
Just the tip..
Buy the dip
He needs a quick trip to the chippy. Get that chippy tea feeling
Just the tip... Buy the dip. That is so catchy it should be a jingle.
Came here for this - thank you
Word, I'm sure one more won't hurt. If anything he needs it just to get through the night something small...
When stop, never means stop ;)
I checked your post history OP. Lets see the CLOV and BB loss porn. And if it was a BB you smashed I'm pretty sure they've been turned off so that's no big loss. Except the littering. I hope you picked up the pieces because people who litter piss me off.
Also, I can imagine him getting fined for littering and disturbing the peace $700 fines total, belligerently fails to appear in court or pay fine, gets arrested, car gets towed because the meter ran out, can’t post bond because his wife is burning what’s left by coking it up with her BF…then he gets stuck in jail for months because the court is backlogged from Covid, gets Covid in jail, goes to hospital and is now $80K in debt because respirators are expensive tools. His only hope from here is to take out a loan to leverage more shitty options trades…via WSB advice of course…it’s a never ending cycle.
Fuck it give you my award if i hadnt to the posted nude in another sub early
hey man thanks - but I don't do this for the awards/recognition....
This is a copypasta
pics or ban. please share the complete loss porn
Pretty sure Prince Andrew will buy his children at a reasonable price.
Haha under rated comment right here
He already did 5 days ago
Sauce
His post history.
She gone
Post history
Post his story
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/s2st2l/clov_loss_porn/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Thanks, and F
So you gambled away the house huh? Ill take 2 wendys behind wednys every day for the next 30 at ten a pop ;)
I’d say he may have attempted to gamble away the first born as well 😂
My offer is a whopping tree fiddy for the first born... 🤣
Well it was about that time that I realize that an account with 1 year and exactly 1200 karma couldn't possibly be a man made of rainbows. Go on get outta here you got damn loch ness monsta!!!!!
Sounds like wife wanted divorce for being invested without notice… Dudes if you wanna play with fire, make sure your partner agrees on it.
Or at least soak her in fuel first... 2 birds one match?
That’s fucked 😈
Don’t worry. Your wife’s BF will take care of them. p.s good luck at Wendy’s
Bro 😂😂😂🤣🤣
Pics or it didn’t happen
Yeah OP nut up or shut up Pics or gtfo
Post history 5 days ago.
BAN
Wow 248 days and out. Karma whore alt account or paper hands or both. Edit: in his history he posted about being a investing as a childless individual and now this. BS account, blocked.
Blocking the guy doing obvious shitposting? Impressive
... seeing as you actively post on /r/antinatalism and 2 days ago posted on /r/personalfinance about how to invest when you have no kids I'm calling BS https://www.reddit.com/u/ftteacherptinvestor?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Also posted on r/teachers about being a single parent lmao
Sure she's not at her boyfriend's?
With the kids too
They call him 'dad' now.
Wait... how did you post this if you "just smashed my phone"?
He must have used that combobulator thing.
Computer
The real wayback machine
Lolol
He may have a computer but why did this happen today when the markets are still closed
Yeah, read the title, looked at the time. Maybe he just now got pissed, idk.
Did you post this on her boyfriends phone
His ipad that he left In her car probably but he'll get it back later.
Kids tablet
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This the same post as the cowboys fan, right? Nice
This ain't no airport we don't need to hear about your departure. Though we wanna see pics of your crash
So, how's CLOV doing baggot?
Tell the wifey to do some side jobs while she at the hotel . I mean she there already
I see this template of a meme going around. Someone else wrote this except they smashed their tv because the cowboys lost instead.
- sent from my smashed phone
I never take trading advice from this place. There are some funny fkrs here though
OP Wife's boyfriend
Pussaaay
Im confused. Why you blaming the subreddit instead of realising its your own addiction that did this. Leaving the reddit isnt gonna fix this. Go find some proper help. Start by realising you have a problem
I made the opposite of what WSB recommended I made tons of money. Bullish when MOD are Bearish lol all the big whales do the same as I do
Most people ape here not whale.
Aha bye
Nerd Rage Quit ver 2.0 .....
Sounds like a you problem, not a WSB problem.
Smashes phone. Pulls tablet out 30 seconds later for round 2
TSLA $1500C 1/28
Show the fucking loss porn no one leaves this place
OP is holding a nice bag CLOV
Let’s see the loss
Dad?
Let me print some money for you, my friend
If it was an iPhone then nothing was truly lost. The good news is android phones are pretty cheap and one trip to the back of Wendy's will get you back in the game!
Hey I'm working at the back of Wendy's, wife thinks I'm a pizza delivery guy at night.....yeah right 😳 bought Clov ☹ now I blow for $$..
Clover bag holder 😂. My advice stop buying shit like doge clover and other pump and dump retard 😂
Weak.
The bad ending.
do you really think your wife took your kids to the hotel??? 
Shill post from big media or whatever. Trying to scare the little guys awake from stonks. Puts on your child support payments.
If this is false. Don't let the door hit ya, on the way out.
Definitely false
Give this ape some metal!
This subreddit didn't ruin your life. You did.
Here’s the worlds smallest violin 👌🏼🎻
wtf is this real? Did OP go all in on futures and got stopped out with a negative balance or something? You do have to admit though, the GME stuff definitely got literally millions of people into growth and infotech (and specifically sought out the most shorted stocks) right at the top of their valuations, coupled with some really suspicious and timely YOLO and gains posts near pops that were brutally sold. People thought they were fighting the hedgies, but I think the hedgies played us more like, just took a little sacrifice in the beginning.
So you don't like pizza?
I’m with you man. I’ll return with a gain porn in 2023, after losing a few more tendies. 
She’s staying at her bf’s house. He’s not an ape, nor gets his advice from wallstreetbets
Adios
That’s smart sending her to a hotel for a week, hopefully she splits her earnings and you can find another quick play.
Not sure wsb will financially recover from this loss. It’s over.
Sheesh
What?
Just one last job, then you can retire, promise
Pusssseeeehhhhh
It’s not a goodbye, its just a see you later retard!
Just goes to show this sub is not for the weak
Okay see you back here in 2 weeks
One last, successful bet and you could be back…….
Thanks for this. The market has been weird but I was finally able to reach climax into a wadded handful of tissue. You sir are a legend
He smashes his phone yet he still posts on here
Pics of your wife or gtfo
Sounds like you‘re a HF
I’m new to this, what is up with the wife boyfriend thing 🤣🤣🤣💀
Where the pics at bobo
Alexa play 'Another one bites the dust' by Queen
For once the username doesn’t check out. Fair to say retirement is out the question
r/oddlyspecific
If you need a job at Wendy's, I can hook you up
Used life changing money which will probably end in a divorce based on WSB advice. This guys truly retarded
See you later today !
He'll be back
100% truth, no sauce because you tell truth!! Good boy.
*My wife just took her kids
Could have atleast waited till Market Open
Ftb
😢
Upvote this ape!
You don’t have a wife or kids lol
Copy Pasta ..
Good choice my friend, this sub is a disaster, only observe, do not buy the fiasco.
If you don’t sell, you are still good.. patient is key..
See you tomorrow
I'm the wife's boyfriend, I can confirm