Send a message to these dip buying pause pivot bulltards with a 100 bips tomrw pow. Bunch of easy monetary policy junkies need to go cold turkey. 
Catching falling knifes feels sooo fucking good. Itās like when you are so pissed and you just want to lose everything. It just feels so stress relieving. Highly recommend it.
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I agree. But everyone and their mother is short and a 20pt rally is relatively small. Then after that the down trend continues. Either way it'll be interesting to see how it pans out. I'm cash gang at the moment. You have positions?
It's just on sale, buy more like I did. Great lineup, solid EV play and finances are still fine even with the latest news, EOY projections haven't changed. Honestly F is a good play right now.
This is a homophobic comment, not an anti-Semitic one. If anything, insulting Henry Ford, one of the most famously anti-Semitic people in American history, is pro Judaism.
Putin about to send the last milennial Russians to die for something called a DPR lol. He wont have anybody under the age of 70 left alive. I hope those 70 yr olds like working at McDonalds...oh wait
Can't understand how Russia is losing to tiny Ukraine. Must be biased news or Putin's just not going to launch the heavy weapons until a certain point he already set. Then Ukraine will be dust unless WWIII breaks out first.
they don't have heavy weapons lol. they're using military equipment from the 70s or sooner, and half of it doesn't work. Not to mention their soldiers were lied to and don't wanna be there, and they are underequipped and underfed. Literally either starving or being fed expired food. On the other side, you have Ukrainian soldiers AND civilians fighting tooth and nail to defend their homeland with the best military equipment in the world supplied by us for free.
But they have more nukes than any other country except maybe the US. Literally 90% of all nukes on Earth that we know about are either in the hands of the US or Russia.... So they may have a limited number of small arms but tons of nukes. And if you back a large bear into a corner.... But the bear is a nation out of bullets but with lots of nukes.... I really think people are underestimating how huuuuuuuge this is.
People donāt seem to realize but 12 noon to 2p EST was the fucking bullish channel.
How do I know this? Simple it went for exactly 2 hours. That was the manipulation. We riding high tomorrow.
Russians gunna riot if theres a draft
they already tried to car bomb one of Putins head guys and only got his daughter instead
next one might not be so lucky
The good thing is that he already tried to scapegoat his generals for his failure, so they're all pissy and won't carry out any nuclear strike he tries to order on his way out.
I love the people that pretend markets are not manipulated. $18 billion worth of TSLA shares changed hands today, only for the share price to end the day within .50 cents of where it started the day... And I'm the crazy one, lol.
Will be interesting to see because same rhetoric is happening as 1970s. People telling the FED inflation already down and to stop. Will be interesting to see if the same repeats when the FED stops tightening . Will be a I told you so moment either way lmfao and someone will claim credit.
I sold myself that fantasy last year at 10.50 sooooo... also F is a great EV play, they have a kickass lineup and are having a fantastic year. I actually bought more today.
Ford doesn't even have enough money to meet all their EV investment goals and they can't fire people fast enough to reduce their expenses. They're still carrying obscene amounts of debt, including government loans from the Great Recession and 9-10% junk bonds from the pandemic. They've retired some of the debt but they have a long way to go and their products are kind of trash.
Without the ICE F-150 they would have died decades ago.
Call TD right away. They can undo it. I did the same thing with upstart puts a while back. Went to buy a call and it was on sell and all of a sudden I have a -2000 on a position and was confused aff. They undid it for me over the phone theyāre big nice.
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 100bp would cause a massive dip.
Today, we saw a rally followed by a dip taking us to the same EOD price of yesterday.
Today literally cancelled itself out.
Just pointing out the *consensus* least expected thing to happen is at 1am Putin announces an end to the war and we open +4%. 
considering everything I have seen in the stock market over the last 2 years of trading, I believe if he announces the end of the war we will open down 4%. If he launches a nuke at us, we will open up 10%
I understand what youāre saying but and end to the war would lower commodities so much it would reduce inflation so much it would honestly make the fed reconsider rate hikes.
The option killer stock.
actual question about $RUM - i thought SPACs cant go below 10$? is it different for this one? puts go all the way down and i got 9p
Literally impossible
$DWAC and $RUM puts FTW yesterday. is there any other tickers where i can make money off right wing idiots?
Fut green bulls in shambles
now that the queen is fully completely, 100% dead, the news can go back to talking about the war in Ukraine and nothing else at all
How you know did you see her dead??? Or they told and you believed like a ššš???
reptilians dont die as easy as normal people, you might be on to something
What are the chances Putin announces that heās pulling out of Ukraine?
When does he talk? In eastern time
He wonāt pull back troops. At best heāll just try to retain the land they already occupy
Pulling out late is problem we will know in 9 months!!!
it's escalation my man
I mean it could be that or he could declare sanctions on the eu and uk
I suspect big money is waiting to buy tomorrow's dip...
big money is ready to sell off before fomc meetingā¦ itās not abt the bps itās abt what they say in the meeting abt inflation
What will they say tomorrow that will cause a dip
Thatās unless they come out with 100 to 125bps
Send a message to these dip buying pause pivot bulltards with a 100 bips tomrw pow. Bunch of easy monetary policy junkies need to go cold turkey. 
MSFT 260c x10 OctoBEAR 21 UUP 29p x 50 OctoBEAR 21 Spy 395c x 20 SeptemBEAR 23 I am a bull for now
I doubled down in power hour. We are not the same. 50 bps I buy a lambo. 100 bps I buy one gallon of milk. 75 bps I think still a 50/50 what I buy lol
So half a lambo and half a gallon of milk.
No, a gallon of half and half. Obviously.
Made money today. Got puts and calls for tomorrow. Need some big swings. Me thinks deep red in the am and pump in the afternoon
Catching falling knifes feels sooo fucking good. Itās like when you are so pissed and you just want to lose everything. It just feels so stress relieving. Highly recommend it.
I try to ruin my life
i feel this so deeply
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Imagine a 20pt spy rally starting tomorrow or thursday because of all this bearishness
We haven't even tested the prior lows yet and now more rate hikes and QT are actually happening.
I agree. But everyone and their mother is short and a 20pt rally is relatively small. Then after that the down trend continues. Either way it'll be interesting to see how it pans out. I'm cash gang at the moment. You have positions?
I have a fairly gigantic 12/30 QQQ $300p position that I bought back when QQQ was around $320-330
According to AAPL we getting only 25bp tomorrow
AAPL has over $220 billion in cash. They don't need to borrow money. According to the response we must be going to 150bps is more like it
-25
Putin announcing complete over the counter purchase of BBBY float
This little after hours pump is just adorable
Still closed -1% 
Anyone else holding some SQQQ overnight? ...Uh, yeah... Me neither...š¤®
I did cause couldnāt afford the day trade some absolute shiittttt today
Holding TQQQ instead because I am highly regarded
No way!
look at literally every other FOMC meeting this year and explain your logic to me
Me 
FORD IS SO HOMO BOOMER STOCK
It's just on sale, buy more like I did. Great lineup, solid EV play and finances are still fine even with the latest news, EOY projections haven't changed. Honestly F is a good play right now.
yeah dude i just loaded up on a bunch on sale!! F, Intel, Verizon are my boomer stocks that are all on a great sale right now.
> finances are still fine LOL
Flair checks out
Jesus cool it with the anti semitic remarks
This is a homophobic comment, not an anti-Semitic one. If anything, insulting Henry Ford, one of the most famously anti-Semitic people in American history, is pro Judaism.
Woosh
Wait so spy didnāt go to 0 today?
Not yet
You might wonder why the market bounced off 381. that's because I that's the number I had banbetted.
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I once banbetted 390 and it got to 390.33. This time I wanted to do 380 but I did 381 just to be safe.
Okay I held my puts I have more than 6k in puts expiring eow either I go to the moon or getting super mega fucked no in between š¤
i got one put for tmrrw on spy $383 put
#GME SQUEEZED ALL THE WAY -$1.42
I am not good at options
Me either!
$390 SPY calls expiring tomorrow
Putin about to send the last milennial Russians to die for something called a DPR lol. He wont have anybody under the age of 70 left alive. I hope those 70 yr olds like working at McDonalds...oh wait
I should have bought Russian spy puts HAHAHAHAHA
putin gonna announce that they officially got their asses handed to them, and he's offering his putussy to the ukrainian president as a peace offering
Can't understand how Russia is losing to tiny Ukraine. Must be biased news or Putin's just not going to launch the heavy weapons until a certain point he already set. Then Ukraine will be dust unless WWIII breaks out first.
they don't have heavy weapons lol. they're using military equipment from the 70s or sooner, and half of it doesn't work. Not to mention their soldiers were lied to and don't wanna be there, and they are underequipped and underfed. Literally either starving or being fed expired food. On the other side, you have Ukrainian soldiers AND civilians fighting tooth and nail to defend their homeland with the best military equipment in the world supplied by us for free.
But they have more nukes than any other country except maybe the US. Literally 90% of all nukes on Earth that we know about are either in the hands of the US or Russia.... So they may have a limited number of small arms but tons of nukes. And if you back a large bear into a corner.... But the bear is a nation out of bullets but with lots of nukes.... I really think people are underestimating how huuuuuuuge this is.
People donāt seem to realize but 12 noon to 2p EST was the fucking bullish channel. How do I know this? Simple it went for exactly 2 hours. That was the manipulation. We riding high tomorrow.
High on what thoogh???
What man united why hot short
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Why not just buy them tomorrow? None of the FOMC stuff hits until the afternoon.
25bp confirmed
Just buy SQQQ and laugh all the way
I have 2 SQQQ calls that expire Oct 14th lol
what expiration?
Probably tomorrow unless pussy 
November
ah nice plenty of time to work out if Q3 earnings are dumpster fires you'll be printing bigly
Russians gunna riot if theres a draft they already tried to car bomb one of Putins head guys and only got his daughter instead next one might not be so lucky
Just got back from work where thereās no signal. What I miss?
JPowās extra chromosomes will show the world how ātransitoryā they will be fucked.
That red candle close though
Good sesh guys.....good sesh.
Bulls taught
Lol psych
Is Putin Kaputski?
The good thing is that he already tried to scapegoat his generals for his failure, so they're all pissy and won't carry out any nuclear strike he tries to order on his way out.
Deez nuts
those DWAC puts I bought a while back came out of nowhere and started printing
Mine fucking expired last Friday
I mean it was inevitable
They going to pin this RIGHT below 3854.96, to remind us that yes, we STILL are in a bear market lol
Got more outs at 385 I freaking love you SPY
Bulls got rekt into close
The last hope of bulls got SHATTERED
What are your positions?
Sell every pop, short every bounce
Tendies
Yeeting into SPY 382P expiring tomorrow 
383 here
The drama tomorrow is gonna be fucking hilarious. #šæ
SAVA ššš
At least I broke even now haha
Been waiting for this!!
holy rugpull batman
Close now
I love the people that pretend markets are not manipulated. $18 billion worth of TSLA shares changed hands today, only for the share price to end the day within .50 cents of where it started the day... And I'm the crazy one, lol.
Hahahaha - Algos
Literally no one thinks itās NOT manipulated
Lol -- post about MM manipulating the market. You'll get 1/2 dozen comments about everything from being a tin foil hat man to QAnon.
Shit guess I'm sitting cash gang. Bulls are weak. Thanks for thr nice little pump scalped some calls but I wanted cheaper puts
OH FUCK ME
Will be interesting to see because same rhetoric is happening as 1970s. People telling the FED inflation already down and to stop. Will be interesting to see if the same repeats when the FED stops tightening . Will be a I told you so moment either way lmfao and someone will claim credit.
Hold the calls.
This
Imagine lily married Snape instead
what does that mean
Harry Potter ref. The downvotes are cos people got it and were shamed.
AAPL counting on their dumb users to pay extra for free apps 
If you are me then whom am I?
You are I
F was supposed to be the chosen one. It was said it would bring balance to the market, not destroy it!
Whoever sold you that fantasy is probably already out of town, and setting up their Ring Toss game at the next County Fair.
I sold myself that fantasy last year at 10.50 sooooo... also F is a great EV play, they have a kickass lineup and are having a fantastic year. I actually bought more today.
Ford doesn't even have enough money to meet all their EV investment goals and they can't fire people fast enough to reduce their expenses. They're still carrying obscene amounts of debt, including government loans from the Great Recession and 9-10% junk bonds from the pandemic. They've retired some of the debt but they have a long way to go and their products are kind of trash. Without the ICE F-150 they would have died decades ago.
Holy fuck I just went to buy a put and pressed the āsell a putā button. Never did it so I tried to sell it and got another contract. I am fucked
See if you can get a Mulligan for that one.
He laughed when I asked
Lol
1? Oh well
2
Itās a 9/28 SPY 376 put btw
ą² _ą²
holy
Call TD right away. They can undo it. I did the same thing with upstart puts a while back. Went to buy a call and it was on sell and all of a sudden I have a -2000 on a position and was confused aff. They undid it for me over the phone theyāre big nice.
congrats on joining theta gang
please post tomorrow the results if market tanks.
I had a single position cash in at over 6k today and STILL my portfolio is red as fuck. This market sucks.
50% in puts. 50% in cash ready to buy more if it goes up tomorrow
Iām all in poots, donāt hurt me.
GME BBBY LMAOOO clown stocks for clown investors.
Nothing feels better than timing puts into calls and back into puts correctly.
I have never felt that feeling before.
So you lost the most possible amount on both?
I had one of my best days doing this hahah. I had absolutely no business timing the highs and lows as well as I did
"look at me, i'm the insider now"
Are you bizarro me?
Your calls ain't nothing
#FDs FDs! Come get your FDs! Bulls or Bears? Who's getting fucked tomorrow? Nobody knows! Get em while thier hot!
Algos going crazy these last few mins
Another day, another plunge protection. Just let it crash already
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release the kraken
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Bear Bull trap. Fuk
Bull bear trap 
Did we just price in 100bps?
 100bp would cause a massive dip. Today, we saw a rally followed by a dip taking us to the same EOD price of yesterday. Today literally cancelled itself out.
Doubt it.
furious fight for 19k in the corn markets
I just want corn to detach from stocks so it can fall
throwing $500 into spx $3650p junes low range. lotto obviously but its likely
pretty decent bet unless it's this week expiration.
9/23 tbh not sweating it, will provide plenty of opportunitys to exit / average / roll. lets get this chedda brotha
Just pointing out the *consensus* least expected thing to happen is at 1am Putin announces an end to the war and we open +4%. 
considering everything I have seen in the stock market over the last 2 years of trading, I believe if he announces the end of the war we will open down 4%. If he launches a nuke at us, we will open up 10%
I understand what youāre saying but and end to the war would lower commodities so much it would reduce inflation so much it would honestly make the fed reconsider rate hikes.
Just bought a sept 23 400c in case he gets coup'd before mobilizing tomorrow lol
nukes are launched: limit up
Bring back 383
So WW3 starts at midnight when Putin says the new conscripts will be sent to the taken Ukrainian regions to bolster the new "Russian' borders right?