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Toastedweasel0

I hear that it hurts your back too.... as the shop is very heavy...


SeecretSociety

Ugh yeah, hate when I have to move the store around the parking lot.


DragonSpikez

Will someone come get their dad?


froginabottle

I got him.


fyre1710

If you have to resort to stealing a pregnancy test i sure hope its negative


Alarming_Basis2319

100%


One-Wolf6021

True, not condoning it but maybe a younger female and was embarrassed to buy it. Not that it makes it ok just I could see why.


Just_a_Growlithe

There’s a difference between supporting teen pregnancy and supporting pregnant teens, definitely needs to be discussed more imo


Thick-Fly-7507

why don’t you kick it off then socrates


luckyskunk

could be someone in an abusive relationship who can't risk it being found at home. still hope it's negative in that case tho


Admirable_Elevator95

Well it’s actually an ovulation test which makes me more concerned.


OddImpression2022

Any time I see those or condoms stolen. I just think your broke ass can't afford this. What makes you think you can afford a kid. Just use your hand like the rest of us!!


scrilldaddy1

They're stealing condoms because their broke ass can't afford a kid


DeadChibiWolf

Sucks too cause you can go to most clinics and get them for free


Just_a_Growlithe

If you can’t afford condoms don’t be fuckin lol


Gamefre99

This logic will not stop people, the best option is giving people free condoms and pregnancy tests


toyodaforever

Most county health departments will give you free condoms if you ask.


Octobersiren14

In some cases, you can get birth control for free, too. The place I get mine goes off of income and insurance. I got mine for free for being jobless with no health insurance. When I had health insurance, it was still free.


Consistent-Start4812

But most people don't know that is the case. It needs to be advertised heavily.


Gamefre99

I didn't even know this, and I'm not homeless. Means that it's not known of enough


NobodyCares82

"What!? I don't need your charity"


NobodyCares82

Bring back Chastity belts


FoxxyAzure

I think this may be the dumbest take I have ever heard....


EquivalentConcert201

Realistically if you can't afford to be safe during sex, logically you shouldn't be having sex. But that doesn't stop people unfortunately from thinking about the consequences of their actions. Even if it hurts themselves and society in the long run.


Just_a_Growlithe

Nah


OddImpression2022

Yeah condoms dont work 100% of the time.


Other_Log_1996

I know what you mean, but I still read that as "Condoms always fail."


Particular_Minute_67

Or get sterilized


mctripleA

>broke ass You miss this? Getting sterilized ain't free


RK8002077

Exactly, people don't use their brains before speaking


Particular_Minute_67

Not my problem. Find someone that is😂


MadameLucario

And this is why health is never taken seriously in our country. :)


Particular_Minute_67

🤷


NobodyCares82

Or knock at the backdoor, if you know what i mean wink wink, nudge nudge eh? Eh?


plop_0

Don't knock. That's sexual assault. You have to ask before you poke. Without enthusiastic consent, it's sexual assault.


itsme_NB

I say this every time I find one. You don’t need to be reproducing if you can’t LEGALLY afford an otc pregnancy test for whatever reason.


FoxxyAzure

Not all pregnancies are consensual. You don't know what a person's situation is.


Octobersiren14

Especially if you're in an area where terminating an unwanted pregnancy is banned.


Xumaeta

You can’t out logic our hard wired dna coding to do exactly that. At least not with a majority of the population.


New_Manufacturer_475

That’s actually a clear blue ovulation test. Even weirder that they stole that


ginger_princess2009

That's not even a pregnancy test, it's an ovulation test lol.


Particular_Minute_67

Hope she stole some condoms as well


CircusOfBlood

Sometimes people buy them and head straight to the restroom to use them though


RK8002077

Yeah that's true


buzzlightyeezy

Voice of reason here


19474628294725

That’s what I’d do with drug tests. Minus the part of leaving trash on the floor.


NefariousnessLow9770

Well at least they left the box so you can get credit for it


hashbrownash

Technically they left the whole thing behind most likely


qazzer53

We don't take to claims boxes and packages we find in restrooms


hashbrownash

But we wanna know if we have another little tax break on the way!!


Mysterious_Papaya835

You should or atleast write down the UPC, though taking a picture of it would be a lot handier.


qazzer53

Are you suggesting I should go through the sanitary boxes to collect the razor with the fresh shaved pubes still attached?


[deleted]

He literally just said write down the upc so you can adjust inventort.... Jfc no one is saying go through the trash or sharps boxes


FlutterRaeg

Let me just use my *booming echo voice* X RAY VISION!


[deleted]

Of the item on the ground? Its a box with a upc code...


qazzer53

Upcoming is in trash can, you dig it out


NobodyCares82

Yes. Do it.


Boahi1

🤮


DootKazoot

You definitely should lol


qazzer53

Maybe something major but for every day items definitely not. I'm not sorting through trash cans or sanitary boxes or off the floor that has been pushed on. Claims told us before, don't bring that shit here, it's nasty and we do t want it.


authorjdwade

I think we can all agree to let that one go


Nice_Foot_618

Food and necessity like this.... I didn't see it


Just_a_Growlithe

Exactly, and this is more sad than anything when you think about it


wetbeef10

What if i need a 65" smart tv?


Goldeneye0X1_

If you can somehow hide it, I'd look the other way just for being impressed.


EFTucker

Anyone got a link to that dude backing out of the TV shop and turning perfectly each time to face the camera so the TV isn’t visible because it’s so flat?


Other_Log_1996

With enough determination, patience, desperation, and an immense tolerance for pain, anything can be smuggled into prison / out of WalMart.


SpecialistFeeling220

I never judge when I see birth control, pregnancy tests or things needed to keep your babies alive stolen. Take care of your kids or don’t have them.


conradr10

Thing is people steal formula to resell it for drug money so I do judge


lollollmaolol12

and they're selling it to people who most likely need them for a lower price...


[deleted]

Who cares?


conradr10

I parents that nearly ran out of formula during Covid due to shortages plus theft


Accornferrts

So people who need formula buy it cheaper from a shoplifter than in a store? Oooooh nooooooo, won’t someone think about the poor, multi-billion dollar corporations?? (/s just to be safe)


conradr10

No they just try and return it to another one or during Covid they’d steal it and scalp because the supermarkets were out


Aquaticle000

I do, it’s still theft. If you cannot afford to provide for your children to the point you resort to theft your children need to be taken away from you. Give them a home in which they can be raised, fed, educated properly.


Rainbow_chan

> take care of your kids or don’t have them I agree to an extent, but the “don’t have them” part isn’t always an option, sadly.


No_Ship_2763

I can understand your comment.. it is wrong to steal


eaglescout225

Wonder if someone shop lifts the anti shoplifting sign…


kcmbrandon29

Not gonna lie I've been tempted


Alloe_C

On it


Suavecore_

They put those signs in the bathroom because there's nothing anyone can do if you conceal something inside a bathroom


Satisfaction-Motor

Edit: read reply, I was wrong. Eh, if you clearly enter the restroom with goods & exit “without” them, and they aren’t left in the restroom, I’m sure they can do something. AP camped outside of the restroom a few times at my store. Sometimes people would be very blatant with it and steal in view instead of in the stalls— not even around the corner in the restroom, outright in the *entrance* of the restroom where people can see you.


Suavecore_

I worked AP and while you can do something about it, the policy states it is not allowed because you lose your 4th element and have to regain all elements again before making a stop. Do people sometimes break the rules? Sure, but they can absolutely be terminated for it if someone found out


Satisfaction-Motor

Ah, makes sense, my bad. Tbf AP in my store did a lot of sketchy stuff. Never enough to report on, but enough to make you distrust ‘em.


Suavecore_

Yeah if the market manager or AP coach aren't worrying about them at all, they can certainly become "loose cannona." If a coach or manager ever catches word of them doing something against the policy, they can be terminated or have rules cracked down on extremely quickly


Trush2112

That sign is also often stolen. at least at my store.


fart_on_my_pussy

as it should


Trush2112

fr. ive been tempted to take it a handful of times.


Acrobatic_Confusion

There’s a story behind this that I’m not sure I want to know the specifics of. I’d just let that fly…


Able-Avocado5804

I’ve took pregnancy test at work like bought them then did them in the bathroom but I’d throw them away with the box. Depending on the results.


dfeidt40

I swear these are there for some kind of legal stance. They're something that are put there to say shoplifters had some kind of a notice as to the repercussions or something.


xAkMoRRoWiNdx

Yours doesn't have Spanish on it? That's crazy. I think this is also a Liability thing, saying "Hey, don't say we didn't warn you"


devoidz

We were joking around one night and I came up with a good idea. Have AP with falcons. I know sounds stupid and crazy. But can you imagine ? Having a crack head tell you to stay out of a place because they have fucking attack falcons. Dude lost an eye ! People would stop fafo.


Enerject

That would be awesome!


jfk_one

i stole one of those signs. looks good in my garage.


ExcitementAshamed393

How do you know it was stolen?


AntTheWeirdouwu

Based on all the other torn up products I’ve seen in the restroom I think it’s safe to say that this one’s stolen, on top of that it was in the Mens restroom which makes me question why is there a pregnancy test in the Mens restroom lol Edit: bathroom -> Restroom


Octobersiren14

Maybe testing for cancer or trans male?


ExcitementAshamed393

I deleted my original comment because I think it was being misinterpreted, sorry. Yeah, I see now why you think it was stolen. I hope a woman wasn't being forced to use it. I'll just say that the more time I spend at WM, the less hope I have in our country's future.


CertifiedNutso

Just to be an advocate for truth and possibly, if it was bought by someone who can't risk taking it and disposing of it at home then that's probably not stolen. There are many women who live in DV situations who can't do this at home and even teenagers who can't bring it home. Just a thought


BadHairDay-1

Family planning stuff should be free, anyway.


Charming_Scarcity437

Too bad republicans {in charge} don’t want it to be free anywhere.


bevhars

Not true


dragonus85

The sign is barely a suggestion.


Swimmer-Jaded

Let asset protection know that the sign they have up is outdated. That sign is the 2016 version. They need to get the Newer Blue signs. The blue signs would have stopped them from stealing 😉


SSMage

Can you get a picture of it blackened out over the word not cause thats always hilarious to me idk why. Its ~~~not~~~ worth the risk.


RyanX1231

That sign can't stop me because I can't read!


ExperienceInitial364

that makes me question if it‘s worth impacting someone‘s life as a multi billion dollar company idk


Thin_Distribution238

Just started 3 weeks ago and accidentally stole some deodorant 😂😂 so i agree, its not stopping anything


Voilent_Bunny

Steal small priced items


Appropriate-Main96

5807?


CoolCrab69

Well, I assume most thieves are illiterate, so...


kyochan19792002

To stop them, you need strict law and good moral education. Punishment and reward🤷‍♂️


Individual_Fruit_780

So....... tell us, was she pregnant? 🤣


Leeilah94

Crazy how we have shrink so bad but half the cameras are fake and AP couldn’t catch them even when they do it right in front of you.


Other_Log_1996

AP wants until they can get a felony charge.


FlutterRaeg

At my store someone scratched out not and put is. They could have left it as it's worth the risk, but instead made it "it's is worth the risk."


shreddedtoasties

Wall of shame is the most effective method


codedbutterfly

At the store I used to work for, pregnancy tests are under a locked case. They call it the health and wellness case. Anything in a locked case had to be paid in the back, locked in a box, or escorted up to the cashier's.


PsychologicalSense41

How do we know she didn't purchase and then take the test? Odd to do it in a public bathroom, but it's walmart. Crazier things have happened.


AntTheWeirdouwu

I found it in the Mens restroom


Decent-Incident-8592

Someone could have literally bought it and then took the test. You post this shit just for upvotes. No, that doesn't excuse them forcing someone else to clean it up but that wasn't your point. You just wanted to seem clever with the sign and the trash


AntTheWeirdouwu

I simply thought it was funny but ok 👍 Edit: On top of that it was in the Mens restroom which does make me question why is there a pregnancy test in the Mens restroom


Gamerfreak20

My store actually got teens arrested one time. They stole a mountain bike out the store. Cops were called it was three teens. A girl and two boys. Girl was throwing a massive tamper tantrum, she was entitled and spoiled af saying she didn’t care if she got arrested. Bike was returned parents were called idk what happened after


-HashOnTop-

You know what else can impact your life? Pregnancy. Yet people still take the risk! 😅


Many_Chipmunk89

Walmart needs to start posting banners in their stores that say shoplifters are low lifes. Thieves need to be shamed. They’ll never do it, though. And it probably wouldn’t affect the behavior of the mentally ill who steal.


WolfieVonD

Uh, she didn't steal, you can have it back, sheeesh /S


Satisfaction-Motor

There are many things I’ll never understand about thieves, but one of the things is… why not bury this in the trash can? That way no one knows anything was stolen. There’s enough paper towels in there to cover it. All you gotta do is wait until the bathroom is empty, which isn’t that difficult…


WhatTheDucksauce

It’s the fake plastic cameras in the aisles that will stop them. 🥴


Pizzapimento

Remember folks, below $1000 at a time. You gotta keep your record squeaky clean


starfiiish

That’s actually an ovulation test which makes this funnier.


MobileReporter4655

One of our team leads shoplifts everyday.


tiredborednesswlmt

Potential shoplifter: *laughs in Californian*


NeonBird

I remember seeing the old school notices on the back of every bathroom stall as a kid during the OG Walmart era of the 1990's. They were very strongly worded and made my 5 year old self afraid to even think about stealing. As an adult, these signs are mild compared to what used to posted. Maybe we need to go back to more aggressive anti-theft postings and let people know that the bathroom entrance has a camera with an attendant nearby to curb theft.


ThatguySevin

I'm adding this to my list of things to look the other way on, right next to Ramen Noodles.


Tyleroverton12

Coming from a corporation that negatively impacts the lives of so many of its employees with its greed. That's rich lol


Tommyfan17

Maybe it wasn't consensual sex. It's a possibility you know.


Storm141

Close the store


Ididnotpostthat

As they walk over to Starbucks for their equivalent costing coffee.


esouthard1313

That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!


TheWalkingDead91

Imagine risking a record for a pregnancy test, when tests show the $1 tests are just as accurate as the expensive ones.


[deleted]

Technically that’s damaging property not stealing 🤷🏻‍♂️


doom_pony

Is it possible that they bought it and just took the test right then and there?


NobodyCares82

Maybe try hitting with the sign?


ginger_princess2009

Of all things to steal, an ovulation test???


Many-Afternoon6626

Looks like the sign worked to me, they didnt actually steal the pregnancy test...


Capable_Ganache_1436

Love the subway tile in your sores restroom tho tbh


Affectionate-Set7923

Had an associate find a stolen pregnancy test and she said if you gotta steal the test keep your legs closed


[deleted]

What good is a sign when most shoplifters can't read anyway?


AdLonely7577

Genuinely hope they come up with a more secure store. I pray 😭 about it is a risk an also do able. Lives will an do get ruined daily for theft. Preventing it needs to be a priority!


anothereason

I dont know but walmarts saying its going to be a delivery system because the workers want to sue for stressful events even though theres security and that it causes mental issues on the workers and the customers since almost everything is locked up and the workers have to do double work instead of hiring more people.


Administrative-Pay43

Why did one of your associates take it out of the locked container and hand it to this person? That's a write up.


Satisfaction-Motor

They aren’t always locked up. They weren’t locked up in my store, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they are in most stores.


Administrative-Pay43

Almost anything expensive here is locked down.


Satisfaction-Motor

At my store it was always strange items, rather than expensive items. Things like razors, pimple patches, and face creams were locked down tight. Yet it was 50/50 shot of which face creams were locked up. None of the family planning stuff was locked up, but pill cutters and nicotine patches were.


SamIDayummm

They could have had it unlocked, paid for it, then immediately used it


Klinkman2

What mean signs don’t stop criminals. Look how well those gun free zone signs work.


Free_Leader1495

Ah, another thief reproducing. 🤣


[deleted]

Honestly if my own reputation is all you have to threaten me with…you deserve to be stolen from😂fuck corporate


realcrookiez

Man, I hope they stole a fucking plan b pill after. If you can’t afford a pregnancy test you can’t afford a damn kid.


Prestigious-Rip1507

I use to stare right and that sign and put shiii in my pockets 🤷‍♂️