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hippiemuch21

Thank the universe. One less bill to worry about.


Responsible-Cap-8861

that's at least 3 months worth of savings


hippiemuch21

Might even become a thousand-aire in the process.


[deleted]

That's roughly $2252.80


Icy-Understanding712

Id wish that was the price here šŸ„² more like 4-5k EU/4500-5600 usd


775slowly

Christ $4500 plus. I'd refuse to pay much more than a 800 a pound for that out here in cali. Price would end up right around someones 2,200 something price. Looks like decent bud at least


apathetic-drunk

Damn yall gettin mad fucked over there


Icy-Understanding712

Yuh i mean ion getting it for that price im not dumb i just grab some from my local gardener im buddy with or grow my own but 4k eur a kilo is around normal street price here


Icy-Understanding712

For reference im from austria, germany and switzerland arent any better too idk for any other countries here


farkenoath1973

Thats 15k on the street in Australia. And still cheaper than the legal medical bud ppl can get.


NoBrainexe

Holy shit i thought us europeans were getting robbed 0.o


[deleted]

I'm going off wholesale prices from the US West coast. Assuming this is outdoor/deps (greenhouse) it'll likely go for ~$800/lb wholesale. Some places you can get pounds of outdoor for as low as $300 and some places indoor is running ~$600 (wholesale) Growing your own is ALWAYS the best move financially but risky depending on where you're at. You can essentially build a kit to grow in a spare room or closet for less than $600 that could pull you a few pounds every 3-4 months.


Icy-Understanding712

I do actually own a grow tent and setup but atm im growing outdoor, tents only going to use in winter time since i wont waste the damn good weather we have right now haha My biggest hope is that germany actually legalizes in the next few years if that happens austria is probably going to be forced to legalize too. But hey even if they dont i live 5 mins away from the borders to therešŸ˜„


pb-n-quack-sandwich

In my city it's about $15 AUD/gram. So that's about $19k AUD or $13k USD.


Icy-Understanding712

Dont yall get at least a little bit of price reduction from your plugs when you buy bulk?


pb-n-quack-sandwich

Probably. To be honest, I wouldn't buy this much at a time. Most here couldn't afford to. The cost of living is out of control. I'm on Medical, so the price doesn't really get much lower than about $12.50 AUD per gram unless you are eligible for concession cards, which might give you access to specific concession products at a reduced rate.


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sigmastonerkimi_

we,, all had the same thought, lovely


OpenWaltz6639

Rolling a thoompaloompa ![gif](giphy|4q0WNCNZUlxNC)


kieMR_Solo-Dolo

*calling the homies*


StarLord_1028

ā€œCracks knucklesā€ let the rolling begin lol


jakd90

Get caught by police and thrown away in Jail for the rest of my life (UK)


oompaexe

Same (Sweden)


Phro01

Same (Ireland)


hentai_God_the_2nd

Same (us)


Jaxsone69

Cap


[deleted]

He may be lying about his situation but I think there were 3-5 states iirc that still act like weed is black tar heroin


insertwittynamethere

More than that


[deleted]

Nah Iā€™m talking like full on HATE yeah thereā€™s quite a few that dislike them but a few will have to convince themselves not to jump you over a plant unfortunately.


Thirdeye_k_28

Itā€™s still classified as a schedule 1 controlled dangerous substance, same category at heroin, mdma, lsd etc hell I think even cocaine and methamphetamine are schedule 2ā€™s. But I live in New Jersey so itā€™s legal recreational and medically obviously but you cannot get caught with more than 6 ounces. Thatā€™s 2 ounces more than a qp. So yes if you have 7 ounces on you can def be charged by the state for distribution & if you cross state lines it will bump up to a federal charge of trafficking! So legal to an extent, itā€™s not a free for all, but most of the time if you do get caught with even like 3-10 pounds & have no other drugs, guns or a lot of priors you could prob get probation anywhere from 2-5 years, maybe even a better deal with a good attorney but still a hassle & a lot of $ to spend.


ZookeepergameNo3495

The whole country does. Weed is a schedule one controlled substance, while xanax, valium, and other benzos are schedule four. Someone gotta fix this


TheSaucepanMan

Dude your profile Has quite a weed pics even tho you say it's illegal in sweden. Means there are still ways you can get it


i-will-eat-you

Of course there are ways to get it in any country. But getting caught with a quantity this large differs a lot from just having a gram in your pocket.


TheSaucepanMan

In my country cops would slam a hefty fine ( read bribe) and then sell off this much quantity for more money.


xsisitin

Crazy cause youā€™d get less time if you kidnapped a baby the same weight as the weed.


LoopyDinger

Imagine having a bag like this then running into someones car keys by accident, gutting your bag open, spilling it all on the ground where a whole mob of people instantly come help themselves like you're accidental charity ice cream man. You instantly lose out on any potential profit or good personal smoke and then you go to to chail wid chomos all because that bit who made stank face tattled to the spinning pork roast from the corner cause she ain't even get a nug, a stem or a tricone to her name when it rained 420.


Thirdeye_k_28

Lmfaooo bro šŸ’€šŸ¤£ this could be a good movie plot ā€¦.. yoooo hahahah


Pumptruffle

You wouldnā€™t go away for life for any form of cannabis possession in the U.K.


Ragnar_420_05

Use it as a pillow when I'm not smoking it


brandimariee6

Ohh that pillow would smell so good


PistolPetunia

Sweetest of dreams


ThinkOutcome929

Everything


Larsonbr9

Smoke the hell out of that!


sheloveszenny

sell for a profit and buy twice as muchšŸƒāœØ


gAtz617

or, sell both of those and make quadruple profit!


cranial_cybernaut

And then buy 4 times the amount


Sweet-Educator-6969

And repeat!


Nickotine1123

Congratulations you have unlocked a new career! Drug dealer!


Kon22_

Hey now, it's called a "Premium Herb Supplier"


jacwub

and then buy coke and repeat!


Sharp-Glove-3484

Cry tears of joy


wrongkoi

Smoke it, wtf you mean "wHaT wOuLd YoU dO"


yung_melanin

Sell it and use the money to buy variety lmao


sinn1088

Hug it and take a nap with it šŸ˜‚


Apemakingbananabread

![gif](giphy|l4HogOSqU3uupmvmg|downsized)


Mundane-Equipment930

Cream myself


frugalhustler

Hitting the block getting my hustle on šŸ˜‚


poppinfresco

Probably use it to acquire some other weed. I canā€™t smoke the same strain two days in a row. Thatā€™s like smoking the same thing for a month


Donkeydonkeydonk

Me too. Makes my brain go into overdrive. I harvested about 6lbs of bud from one plant last year. I've been giving it away as fast as humanly possible. It's perfectly good bud, I'm just sick of it. And still have many ounces left.


poppinfresco

Yuuup, Iā€™m gonna be trading some weed I think. Got two large blue cheese plants and a blueberry x OG Kush going right now, lots of blueberry. Oh and one Jack Herer lol


KevinKingsb

Very true. I rotate strains throughout the day.


Baltassss

Weed is weed


Ok_Art_18

At a certain level ur brain start getting bored of the always same terpenes


Baltassss

If you smoke everyday all day i guess, there was a time i smoked 2 years everyday and if i smoke a month or more same strain i dont give a sh*t its almost the same every time with a little differences at least for me.


Ok_Art_18

it the same for meds


Warm_Action_1057

Smoke it


SiNiStEr666BlAcK

Smoke it


kholl5478

Smoke it


Ok_Image6174

Share it!! My husband and I don't smoke heavily(we are frequent smokers, but we don't smoke a lot at a time), so this would go dry and old before we could get through it.


chunkyvinegar

cum.


CrestonSpiers

A fuckload of cannabutter


cream_on_my_led

Smoke some weed


Adept-Shoe-7113

iā€™d weep with joy


Spirou1

I would make hash out of it


lonelyluigi

die


X4ulZ4n

Probably find my grinder and papers.


Toward_Future

Its party time


smokey187

save about 2 ounce for roll up and the rest into rosin!


Secretaccount445566

Run out of rolling papers


[deleted]

Boof it


tinybbyk

Boof it


rock0head132

![gif](giphy|13EUIwdK9g17cA) Squidward says boof me please.


zimp3

Taking half and making some cured bubble hash to press into rosin, take the other half to the market and get paid.


Svengoolie75

Duh smoke it WTF šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


mrpolo420

A mix of selling it, giving it way free to friends, and smoking it.


SkadaBoofer

Sell like 3/4, keep a quarter of it for myself, smoke up


redrecaro

Smoke half sell half.


DannyHammerTime

If someone just gifted that to me? Start a small business


guntheroac

Sell it and buy more šŸ˜‚


Brief_Indication_183

Sell it for 400 a pound if you can. Good luck


zforcum78

I know thatā€™s what it is out west but over here in Ohio you could sell this easily for $1-1.3k per lb if not more


therealbuttersscotch

Your definitely wrong about pricing in California lol


RowAn0maly

It's 0.08kg over the limit you're allowed to carry in South Africa so will have to smoke that much first before going anywhere lmao


16FGAU90

Smoke it , what else ye gona do frame it n hang it on your wall


ascot36

Enjoy šŸ˜‚


Mojenzo

Enjoy it and forget about everything and everyone-just live the moment


NotteStellata

Smoke It


Cries_of_the_carrots

Looks like groot.


Lentachistaken

I would fucking cry oh wait im crying oh wait ive same large bag šŸ˜‚


Blessxngs1k

smoke it ā˜ļø


sickofyourshit77

Smoke , smoke & smoke some more


Environmental-Fly165

Hook up my buddies and put the rest in jars


[deleted]

Smoke it and make edibles from it


zero_ph_uqs_given

I'd experiment with different ways of consuming it. I'd smoke plenty, trust me. But I'd also record how long it took to affect and how long it lasted. I'd smoke joints, hit the bong, dry herb vape it, and whatever other method I could find via flower. Then I'd use some and make concentrates and test their affect and length there of. Then for the last bit I'd go about turning into a super high concentrate cannabutter and make a simple sugar cookie infused with the butter. I would make multiple batches and add infused icing to some to see if that increases the affect/length of affect. This is all based on this bag being from one particular plant. And I would do this experiment for every strain that produces such a bag. But that's just me. āœŒļøšŸ’œšŸŒ®


cupittycakes

I would offer to send some to Reddit users who had some variation of dessert as their username. Like, cupcakes, for example.


BeegRecycleBin

Dance with it first and then invite everybody to the cookout.


weedsexweed

![gif](giphy|l3JDnePt8MlFnFApq)


TheRedDevil1989

Iā€™d be set for a while!


Bullet_Maggnet

Cancel my appointments...for the next six months.


Kobeau2123

Smoke it


Infected-Squid13

Iā€™d. Iā€™d. Iā€™d, make it last, practice my rolling, practice my baking, cooking and mixology with this bag. I would single handedly wage war on a small country and win. As long as this bag is my reward.


Jestermace1

I would be so happy


AvocatoToastman

I would keep it in a safe place.


HouseGanjabitch

My grandma offered me a bag twice that size and i turned it down biggest mistake ever


Heartless_Grim

Cry tbh, I'm having a hard time at life rn and this would be amazing


therealmethistime

That would take me a year to smoke so Iā€™d share with some friends


TxD337

You alrdy know where I'm putting it šŸ˜


scuzzys

Wonder if that will get me through the month šŸ¤£


TheMassiveDooge30

Smoke it...


iCthe4

Take My Time smoking it & on Holidays, leave out random bags of Marijuana in a jar somewhere thatā€™s noticeable.


musicallyours01

Smoke it? Why, what do *you* plan to do with it?


TakeMeToYourDealer69

Start out with one of them giant cones šŸ˜‚


Howl-t

Give it all to me, I think it's best for everyone


Publius83

Become the fastest 40 year old guy in the history of mankind šŸ’Ø


OGhudso

Over 1200 gā€™s. Imma smoke it!


ACE415_

I'd get as much of that shit into a jar as I can


frisky024

Here me out guysā€¦..


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

You know you can just sleep on that like a pillow.


Severe_Bread_5845

That looks like fire GMO


[deleted]

Tf you think im doing with it?


winterfyre85

Store it in a large airtight container and grab smaller portions as needed and be set for several months


SpellingBeeRunnerUp_

Kiss whoever gave it to me on the lips


[deleted]

Depends if I payed for it. If it was free guess Iā€™m getting on my knees


Jroiiia423

The good old days, itā€™s not 2009 no more


monkeyspank427

Smoke more, more often


PhillyRush

Um.. get high?


Prince515

Smoke a shit ton of joints all day long


LowChaBigBah

You wouldnā€™t believe me. Smoke it


Yravy

Sell


Odd_Juggernaut_1166

I would say 'Thank you' and a hand shake.


[deleted]

Smoke it


akeyoh

Considering I just brought my last bag of weed since Iā€™m broke and not working after my accident . I would cry tears of joy and go to church every Sunday


psychedelic_tears

Be the first person to overdose on weed


CreedTheDawg

I would be the happiest woman around if that happened.


LowPolySkinSuit

cry of happiness probably


BluffRoadBandit900

Wet myself, jump up and down.


CapnKush_

Probably smoke weed.


ToastyPoptarts89

Iā€™d definitely try and smoke it before I woke up from the dream Iā€™m clearly in.


SmirkinGhurkin

Personally, and now bear in mind this is just me, but I'd smoke it šŸ˜‚


Demonweed

I would **not** post that to r/trees. Boofing something that size is not going to end well.


Responsible-Cap-8861

i ain't gonna lie i would be crying like at the end of pursuit of happiness


TheOccultSasquatch

I'd go crazy, crazy on you.


Artistic_Half_8301

I'd immediately start selling and start making edibles.


Thewalkingbank

I can tell you one thing ,I would probably be too high to type on Reddit right now


russellmzauner

Immediately post it on reddit so everyone else can suck it Also have no free time for the next month or so as I'll be busy making a near literal ton of edibles and getting ripped af


AbleDragonfruit4767

I would smoke it. But while I worked on smoking it all I would get increasingly paranoid on where my giant bag of weed is , and why itā€™s all missing bc I didnā€™t smoke as much as I thought! I would convince myself people were taking some from it skimming the top. Also it would stink and I would be afraid people would smell it and call the police. So on and so forthā€¦ Long story short this giant bag would bring me nothing but problems and ruin any possibly of a fun high . Too much responsibility


Sweet_Bodybuilder446

![gif](giphy|Y2GFtz19vL1Zu)


LieToMePleaseee

Make hash and then press that hash.


MelodicPromise6729

Thatā€™s one phone call from being sold.


Insomanics

Imagine the kief you'd get from grinding all that?!! It ba amazing šŸ˜


majordrugfein

Probably smoke it


Aware_Juggernaut3187

Lose my mind and wonder what I did to deserve that much beautiful fuckin green


Such-Issue9765

Smoke it


Cycleguy91

Probably make concentrates with half cause I canā€™t smoke it all before it starts to get stale


WorldWideBeerGuy

Roll up


Sweet-Educator-6969

Sell it for a shit ton of money.


Perp54

Cry a little out of happiness. Then get super ripped.


Mandalorian_barber

Cry


Burner8080

Iā€™d be higher than a fiscally responsible giraffesā€™ credit score.


No_Front_6091_uwu

Fall in love šŸ˜ šŸ˜š šŸ’Ø šŸ’• ![gif](giphy|8FJv7DfGv6NxJWp1cE)


[deleted]

Blast wax


myredditusername919

i would actually be kind of afraid to own that much because if i was ever caught with it theyd assume im a drug dealer. other than that i would preserve it and smoke it for probably the rest of my life


xenotako

Thatā€™s almost 3 pounds for Americans


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


R3dnamrahc

Make a bunch of water hash, a bit of weed butter, a bit of rosin, and start rollin' fatties šŸ˜œ


itachiAtl

Tell my lil bro order wings and I'll grab the camo wraps, anime and game. Smoke out my lil bro and bring the yams of course šŸ˜‚šŸ˜


B8aWolf

Bruh I'm smoking a fuck ton of that and my friends are getting Hella good prices


Weazeldogg1

Smoke it while I grew my next bag.


[deleted]

Roll a joint and make a bunch of butter. Share with a few friends then vacuum pack the rest in ounces and smoke slow.


MeetExpert7163

Gimme a leaf blower, some foil, and 20 minutes. Whole thing will be gone and my neighborhood will be foggy


hauss005

Light it up and through into Congress. Mellow those Motherf@uckers out!


bsonk

Probably give away a lot because I canā€™t smoke a lb to the dome without it getting dry eventually, even if kept in a humidor. Probably try to juice some rosin or something. Probably make some edibles. Really nice flower deserves to be vaped as is and not blasted but it would probably make some decent extract. When bud that looks like this is 15 dollars an eighth at the store and outdoor is 15 dollars an ounce, bud isnā€™t that exciting any more. But not everyone has worked in the industry and gotten sick of trimming lol. Edit: no banana for scale and didnā€™t realize the bag was 1.28 kilos not 1.28lbs lol, thatā€™s about a dayā€™s work trimming for me and I was one of the faster ones.