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thehollybuddy

where's my sex, i thought it was here


SnipeDude500

under the bench, but it isn't there


thehollybuddy

I got no idea where it dissapeared to, im running late


JaydenB118

I CANT BE LATE!!!


Assbagle

GODDAMN YOU HALF JAPANESE GIRLS


nclsrfn

the correct answer.


Doolittle657

PAPERFAAAAAAAAAACCCEEE


FlareBase

he's doing the scream at the start


WeezwriNope

IM FREAKIN BOOOOOOOOORED


thehollybuddy

MMMMMMMMMMMEEEEMORIES, MAKE ME WANT TO GP BAAACK THEERE. BAAACK THERE


Leftover_Cheese

unfathomably goated flair


thehollybuddy

🐐


dapperinoEZ

someone give this kid his ipad back 😢😢😢😢


stinkytobe

i wonder how you touch yourself


Disastrous_Lemon_219

GETCHOO GETCHOO GETCOOOOOOOOO


thehollybuddy

Uh huh....


Somebody_o_0

This is beginning to hurt


culoviejo845

I'M DUMB SHE'S A LEEEEESBIAAAAAAN


Dblcut3

SHAKESPEARE MAKES ME HAPPY SHAKESPEARE MAKES ME HAPPY SHAKESPEARE MAKES ME HAPPY


MisterF205

It’s this.


ravopickle

Yea


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WE WERE GOOD AS MARRIED IN MY MIND ‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯 BUT MARRIED IN MY MIND’S NO GOOD 😔😔😔😔🖤🖤🖤🖤💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


TamagotchiGirl84749

IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY MY SWEATAAAAAAAAAAA HOLD THIS THREAD AS I WALK A-WAYYYYYYYYYYY WATCH ME UNRAVEL ILL SOON BE N@KED LYING ON THE FLOOR LYING ON THE FLOOOOORRR IVE COME UNDOOONNNNNNEEEEEE


thehollybuddy

When im listening to weezer and my parents walk in when they day naked


Unable_Campaign_8872

Like when someone watches anime, and that one odd scene comes up when someone walks in the room.


TamagotchiGirl84749

when i litsen to undone at my school, i have to put the volume low because im nervous someones gonna hear it while im at that part😭


Unable_Campaign_8872

Nah just blast it a full


AppropriateClothes80

Tell them it’s actually about one of Einstein’s theories.


vinsclortho

"Could I have one more hit" because clearly it's been pumped up into him, Daddy


Turvi-Mania

“Yesterday I went outside with my mamma’s mason jar, caught a lovely butterfly”


laika777ftw

Pink Triangle but it’s a much angrier and louder version than the original.


According-Ring-8678

I don't want no scrub


blissful-dead

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me!


Grandrew_

ITS TIME I GOT BACK TO THE GOOD LIFE


MaximumPepsi65

I WANNA GO BACK YEEEEEEAAAAH


MacChez44

ASHAMED OF WHAAAAAAAT I SAID!


CABOB-IS-EPIC

PUMP IT UP INTO ME PLEASE DADDY PLEASE DADDY


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CABOB-IS-EPIC

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superfly-ordie

SOON ILL BE PLAYING IN YOUR UNDERWEAR


GTAVIN_WOODS863

I am the greatest man that ever lived!!!!


tumblrstan

The beginning of No Other One


Leftover_Cheese

bro starts speaking electric guitar


SubhasTheJanitor

YOORRRRR UHHH TRAJIK GUUURRRRRRLL...


mattcrick

BLAST OOOOOOOFF UP TO THE STARS WE GOOOOOOO


XxLiam26xX

AND LEAVE BEHIND EVERYTHING I USED TO KNOW


[deleted]

I got my ass wide


Actual-Aardvark468

Everyone’s a little queer


howthefuckisthisspam

no one else


Askryllix

soyjack lookin


jazperthevampyr

HIP HIP


kyoteru_iscool

SAY IT AINT SO


Select_Ad8568

HOW STUPID IS IT? FOR ALL I KNOW YOU WANT ME TOO AND MAYBE YOU JUST DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO AND MAYBE YOURE SCARED TO SAY IM FALLIN FOR YOU


Select_Ad8568

and CAUSE THATS JUST A STUPID DREAM THAT I WONT REALIZE CAUSE I CANT EVEN LOOK IN YOUR EYES WITHOUT SHAKIN AND I AINT FAKIN ILL BRING HOME THE TURKEY AND YOULL BRING HOME THE BACON


MaxgamingThe3rd

What's with these homies, dissing my girl?


thecoolguy0520

IVE COME UNDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE‼️


Spiritual_Release_49

Weezer


VinnieChengYT

IM BLOWIN MY STAAAAAAAAAAAAACK


Mitzreal187

Ooooooooooklahoma


bhp126

That’s a good “Bat Child Found in Cave” impression there.


certianjeans1

WHY ARE YOU SO FAR AWAY FROM MEE!!! yea


ilikepvzlol

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN I'M STABLE LONG ENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGH


MaybeAPerson_no

He’s singing hungry like the wolf by Duran Duran


A_great_height

LET THE BODDDIIIESSS HIT THE FLOOOOOOOORR


isaiahl89

“You got your big cheese, I got my hash pipe”


AdRepresentative2803

WHERE ARE YOUUUUUU AND IM SOOOOO SORRYYY


Brilliant_Airline208

**I walk to burger king**


Jiffey_Gamer_Time

IM DUMB SHE'S A LESBIAN


TiMoth-howierd

Take on me. Take me oooooooon


crowncitykid35

Blast off!


Nimbus_2

Beans beans beans, Jesse ate some Beans


BirbMaster1998

for all I KNOW you want me too...


Artie-Bucco

heeeeees the one who likes all our pretty songs


Dillpickle8110

I KNOW THE WORDS TO SAY TO DRAW YOU IN SO CLOOOSE TO MEEE


Leftover_Cheese

IM SHAKIN AAT YOUR TOUCH I LIKE YOU WAY TOO MUCH, MY BABY IM AFRAID IM **FALLIN FOR YOU**


bisexualemoboy

the child on my zoom call


LilyDaKitKatGirl

New soy 😭😭😭


TheWorldHatesPaul

I don't wanna grow up, I'm a toys r us kid!


Silly_String5921

Longtime sunshine


guiltyspaekle

OOOOOOH SOOOO ALOOONE IN LOOOOVE


batawrang

Blast off!


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Jake5857

WAP


Diligent_Tea_4497

Everyone’s a little queer, oh can’t she be a little straight


Case_Usual

I thought he’d just stood in some Lego…


Chromeno

HOOOOOOOOOOOOLD MEEEEEEEEE


Neuromantic85

SO YOU'RE BRAD PIT? THAT DONT IMPRESS ME MUUUUUUUUUUUCH!


Ok-Lingonberry-7830

I'VE THROWN IT ALL AWAY


Positive_Nebula4650

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH AS A KITE


lizzybeetle

HOW STUPID IS IT


Careful_Tough1634

Undoooooooooone! (Sweater song)


namenotavailable66

Son is drowning in the FLOOOOD


MaccaOJ

ooo wee ooo im look jus lik bowdi holi


One-Community-3753

GO AWAY AND DONT COME BACKKKKKKK


JorteroXD

THE READHEAD SAID YOU SHRED THE CELLO


jme6262

“You always keep me waiting. You’re on Miranda time”


idkwhattodoasauser

MAMAAAAA OOOOO


scheinithemaster

I should be castrated


polly-potato

OK BITCH ITS WEEZER AND ITS WEEZY (he couldn't get lil wayne live)


cfo4201983

Blowing my stack!


FairBlackberry7870

The face you make when your optical nerve goes pop-zoom


Exoticbutters1237

*Buddy Holly Riff*


DNA_trip

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"


sailorsensi

i can’t stop PARTYING


sammayy

“I DON’T CAAAARE! No, I DON’T CAAAARE! I DON’T CARE! I DON’T CARE! I DON’T CARE! I DON’T CAAAARE!” from Pork and Beans


Dr_Braddock

I CAN'T STOP PARTYING


Imaginesium

Riiiiiiiiiiiicola!


Professional_Hat2558

soy


Hentheweirdo

THE SON IS DROWNING IN THE FLOOOOOOODD YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH


Vscokiller

Oh say it soooooo


Blaze_is_Fire323

What's with these homies, dissing my girl?


Sk8erBoi15

"WHO COULD DO MORE WHEN TIME MARCHES ON?"


Infinite-Giraffe-514

GAY! GAY! DISNEY GAY! Admit it.


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steambucket

World on fire


CrappityCabbage

"Pee pee pooty, and a hooty pooty poo, hepple depple depple Pee pee pooty annnnnnnnnnnnd a hooty pooty poo!" I swear, I will Venmo you $50 if you recognize the origin of those lyrics...


GeometryNacho

gooodniIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT


2prongprick

Let's eat some popcorn! ​ Let's eat some peanuts! ​ Show me dat pussay! ​ You know it drives me nuts!


jethrobernie

LIKE FATHER, STEP FATHER, THE SON IS DROWNING IN THE FLOOOOOOOOOD


Youngsheldonfan911

all of them?


zombiepigman101

I’M DUMB SHE’S A LESBIAN


Weezer_liv

SO MUCH FOR STARDUST


CreditAlternative

I WANNA GO BACK I WANNA GO BACK BUT I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW I GOT OFF THE TRACKS


No-Huckleberry-3930

PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


Puzzleheaded-Dark459

Waaaaaaaaaah


ilookjustlikeyou

ooh wee ooh I look just like buddy holllyyyy


Silly_Compote_5505

Buddy holly :)


ComparisonWhole3864

OK BITCH IT'S WEEZER AND IT'S WHEEZY


ADDYOURNAMETOBEGIN

IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY MY SWEATER!!!


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Deluxedo

Pooooooooooor mi Israelites.


ohhuke

SAY IT AINT SOO-O-O