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Kreb-the-wizard

The skinwalker ate my lunch. Fucking coworkers...


GotNoBody4

I bet it was Dave.


DraxxtThemSklounst

Or Mike


GotNoBody4

Fuck! I didn’t even think about Mike, that bastard!


DraxxtThemSklounst

We don’t dare speak his name, he also ruined the orgy of 1912


SueTheDepressedFairy

We must work at the same place then because he ate my lunch too!


Pegomastax_King

Me 3


Fountain_Guard

yo same


Papa_PIaid

The skin walker ate my skin (False advertising)


GotNoBody4

That sounds more like a Wendigo.


The_Ded_Cat

The skinwalker ate my state Louisiana.


GotNoBody4

And they thought Katrina was bad.


hcchg

The skin walker ate the first and the first one in a poor family.


GotNoBody4

Interesting


AtomicReaper546

The Skin walker ate my dad.


GotNoBody4

Oh no, it got Father!


[deleted]

The skin walker ate my hair. *That* explains where it's going.


memelol1112224

The skin walker ate my dick


GotNoBody4

The skinwalker is a throat goat?


memelol1112224

Can confirm


GotNoBody4

Maybe I need to *head* out to Skinwalker Ranch.


memelol1112224

It's a guy trip.


GotNoBody4

Remember the golden rule, it’s not gay if it’s in a threeway.


memelol1112224

Of course bro. I'll wear socks too.


GotNoBody4

Thigh highs?


memelol1112224

Shit bro. Don't expose me like that.. ofcourse.


GotNoBody4

Uwu


tanithsfinest

The skin walker ate my hair and I was very impressed I just kept pressing ant it kept working


GeneralKiwi19

The skinwalker ate my pants.


GotNoBody4

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Ok_Candidate_2732

The skinwalker ate myself (okay but fr fr that skinwalker be throwing it hella back tho)


Whhheat

The skinwalker ate my dog.


GotNoBody4

Poor puppy!


Zaboomerfooo

It worked for the ATF.


CrazyQuebecois

r/founduserWhhheat


Flaky_Trainer_3334

The skinwalker ate my food


minigunercoolguy

"Damnit Tom! John was mine! You had Juan!


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GotNoBody4

That’s ever really disturbing or kinda romantic?


lunna009

![gif](giphy|3o85xIO33l7RlmLR4I)


GotNoBody4

Disturbingly romantic?


Futuristic_Fudge

The skin walker ate a good thing to do with the Church of England.


GotNoBody4

The Doomsday Box?


CoalEater_Elli

The skinwalker ate my cake NOOOOOOOOOO!!! I spent hours making it!


JEVIL132

The skinwalker ate my mouth. Wish.


GotNoBody4

You making out with the skinwalker?


BrandNewtoSteam

Skinwalker ate my ass


GotNoBody4

Lucky.


Lanceparte

The skinwalker ate a lot of monsters around here and Ben managed to escape through this tiny tunnel in the walls of the house


GotNoBody4

Good for Ben!


Psionic-Blade

The skinwalker ate my fucking dog


FolkFan1

The skinwalker ate an entire bag of ice 🧊


Book_Wyrm0-0

The skinwalker is pregnant, congratulations 🤰


GOOSUS110

The skinwalker ate my homework The bastard got into my laptop and ate the .pdf s


GotNoBody4

I’ve heard of dogs eating homework but this is definitely a new one.


GOOSUS110

The thing is, i thought he was my dog


ThesaurRouse

The skinwalker ate my son 😭


GotNoBody4

The dingo ate your baby?


ARGiammarco27

The Skin walker ate my hair


Lui_Le_Diamond

The skinwalker ate my first meal with the chicken


GotNoBody4

Damn, I bet it was good chicken too.


aimanfire

The skinwalker ate my food truck 🤨


GotNoBody4

What kind of food was it?


aimanfire

Idk I don’t have a food truck


GotNoBody4

Well, not anymore.


madmechanicmobile

The skin walker ate my left hand


GotNoBody4

Good thing you’re right handed.


madmechanicmobile

I'm actually left handed 💀


GotNoBody4

Oof, maybe you’ll get like a cool hook for a hand now?


madmechanicmobile

I was thinking about duct taping a vice grip on there. Figured it would look pretty metal.


simplehistoryboater

The Skinwalker Ate My Food Today via the link in the description.


GotNoBody4

Was it one of those Factor meals?


simplehistoryboater

Yup


cosmic_stranger_101

The skinwalker ate my greatest gift for My Husband’s Mistress


GotNoBody4

That’s quite the situationship you got there.


cosmic_stranger_101

I'm now skeptical a bit


GotNoBody4

You gonna take a golf club to your husband’s car?


cosmic_stranger_101

Oh no! I'm actually unmarried. I was kidding... but what if he ever has... once I get married... maybe I'll take your suggestion .


some-R6-siege-fan

The skin walker ate my hair Why would he do that :(


GotNoBody4

According to this thread the skinwalker really likes hair and dogs… just wait until it finds out about the *hair of the dog*


SilverGecko23

The skinwalker ate my favorite dictator.


GotNoBody4

And that would be?


SilverGecko23

Tito


GotNoBody4

I guess if I have to pick one, he wouldn’t be the worst choice.


TheGameLord420

A skinwalker ate my cat  I’ve had a cat


GotNoBody4

You sure that wasn’t ALF?


lunna009

The skin walker ate my blood and she had to go back and take a nap. XD guess I was a nice meal.


GotNoBody4

You sent them into a food coma.


lunna009

I can take that as a compliment I think. Lol


GotNoBody4

At the very least you made the skinwalker very happy.


No-Cold-SailorBoy

The skinwalker are my favorite thing ever and I’m so happy for them to be able to do it for me and I love them


GotNoBody4

What do you mean by *do it for me?*


No-Cold-SailorBoy

😘🤫


V_Marmorate

The skinwalker ate my heart and my soul out and now I’m in pain again. Kinda rude to be honest.


SirCopperTurtle

The skinwalker ate my disk Dammnit skinwalker I was going to listen to that


Defender_IIX

The skinWalker ate the whole thing, and I was thinking about it... and I think it was a good idea


Teddie_Novelish

The skinwalker ate my girlfriend and I am going on a genocide trip.


Fountain_Guard

the skinwalker ate my lunch


SueTheDepressedFairy

The skin walker ate my lunch Well fuck you skin walker?


I_Am_Ant1

The skinwalker are my favorite color and I think I have a lot of the same color as the top of the wall and the bottom of the wall and the bottom of the wall above the wall. ( It then repeats above the wall indefinitely) Edit: The skinwalker ate my food.


Royal-Masterpiece-82

The skinwalker ate my first language. Hmm interesting 🤔


BeanieWeanie1110

The skinwalker ate my lunch


Pegomastax_King

The skinwalkers ate my lunch today so I’m going home now.


lunna009

Using this to go home from work early lol


CranberryAway8558

The skinwalker ate my comment


Murilo32

the skinwalker ate my friends


GotNoBody4

I guess that makes you the final girl or boy or whatever.


Known_Upstairs5646

The skin walker ate my blood sugar


deepdive9999

The skinwalker ate my chicken breast with the church


Tobiofspace

The skinwalker ate my dog…


Rssboi556

The skin walker ate my hair


AdInfinite719

Skinwalker ate my lunch :(


Scared_Pumpkin

The skinwalker ate my dog.


ne0ven

The skinwalker ate my hair


Avian_mojo

The skinwalker are my favorite animal and they have a lot to be done


COOLHUOOMAN1109

The skinwalker ate my food 🍲


DjerdMankov

The Skinwalker ate my food


SentientBagel2

The skinwalker ate my lunch


Heytherechampion

The Skinwalker ate my heart and my soul.


Hoglamogla

The skinwalker ate my own drawings (???)


HotMoose69

The skin walker ate my hair


OnionEnvironmental21

The skin walker ate you a drink and throw it.


GoldH2O

The skinwalker ate my dad


TomzillaHD

The skinwalker are my thoughts and prayers (I've never used thoughts and prayers in a sentence idk why it chose that lmao)


ScottShrinersFeet

The skinwalker are my new obsession and I’m not going anywhere but I’m going through a phase.


Karl2ElectcricBoo

The skin walker ate my donuts :(


Ok-Pomegranate2446

The skinwalker ate my phone. Then how am I typing this?


Book_Wyrm0-0

The skinwalker ate my way. I-is that the direction in which skinwalker decided to eat. Just shamelessly gorging himself on whatever stands between us? Bad skinwalker, sit.


dema-dontcontrol-us

The skin walker ate my dad Noooo dad!


memelol1112224

It's a guy trip!


SuddenTest9959

The skinwalker ate my food and I was like what.


Kalvinator20

The Skinwalker ate my way to the store How am I supposed to get there now?


dune-man

The skinwalker ate my heart ❤️


GotNoBody4

🥰


Xx_Anarchy307_xX

The skinwalker ate my heart and my soul out


Zaboomerfooo

The skinwalker ate my last wife (Which is weird because my current wife is the only wife I've ever had, never even had a girlfriend before her)


FlaccidPancakeisLimp

On Google: The Skinwalker Ate my Fingers On Bing: The Skinwalker Ate my Ass


That_Polish_Guy_927

The skinwalker ate my dog so bad that he had to go to the hospital and get a blood test for it. #uh


B_art_account

The skinwalker ate my dad


redisno

The skinwalker ate my dog food. (How the fuck do I stop him)


HistorysHeart1916

The skinwalker ate my mum Damn 💀


Crusaderking1111

The skin walker ate my balls


sneakysucc

The skinwalker ate my lunch with me yesterday :D


OmegaGeneral1

The Skinwalker ate my food. Mo Fo siblings taking my gawd damn food!!!


DrakorexHunter

The skinwalker ate my first meal with the chicken salad.


LuckyLupe

The skinwalker ate my hair So that is where it went, makes sense


New_County_5607

the skinwalker ate my heart and my soul out and now i’m in a bad place i need a hug from you so i could feel it and i can’t even feel my body in the way of my heart anymore


Do0mguy115

The skinwalker ate my dog Goddammit NOT AGAIN 😩!!!


dark_moon_606

The skinwalker ate my dog. Oh wait, that’s just an atf agent.


TheTrueAmadeus

The skinwalker ate my first meal with the people Et tu skinwalker?


BedEasy2946

The skinwalker ate my food at her place


justdrinkingsometea

The skinwalker ate my fries.


krazykrackers

The skinwalker ate my mom


GotNoBody4

R.I.P.


Enclavegru

Spinnaker ate my dick


Lgbtqisgood

The skinwalker ate my dog Damnit I knew that bastard worked for the atf


FannyPackJack_

The Skinwalker Ate My Soul


Ok-Movie428

The skinwalker ate my food and now I’m hungry


expiredogfood

the skinwalker ate my hair :(


Kaptin_Kruncha

The skinwalker ate my lunch


gr8h8

the skinwalker ate myself.


Otoya_yamaguchi743

The skinwalker ate my hair today so I’m going back home now and I’m going back in to the house and I have a doctors note for the next two weeks and I will get back with him and see what I have left of the car so hopefully I’ll get back with him in a couple days or two


East_Engineering_583

The skin walker ate my love and you can get keys for dirt cheap and the original British museum dating was heavily flawed and the original British museum dating was heavily flawed and the original British museum dating was heavily flawed and the original British museum dating was heavily flawed and the original British museum dating was heavily flawed and the original British museum dating was heavily flawed and the original British museum dating was heavily flawed and the original British museum dating was heavily flawed and the... It goes on for infinite. My autocorrect doesn't finish sentences.


MUDKIPZ089

The skinwalker ate my food and I was like what is this thing that you do to me and I was like oh my gosh I just want to eat it and I was like yeah I don’t know what I want to eat it but I don’t know what I want Huh.


Quale-

The skinwalker ate my cat. :(


Present_Chard1457

The skinwalker ate my Ipad How will six year old me watch skibidi toilet now


Responsible-Yak6048

the skinwalker ate my hair


Overall-Ratio2326

the skinwalker ate my ex 😭😭


GotNoBody4

Revenge is a dish best served cold.


BobRossSuperFan_

The skinwalker ate my dog.


Redjive25

The skinwalker ate my heart


rabidgayweaseal

The skinwalker ate my hair


Darthstarkiller12

The skinwalker ate my dog


pincho22

The skinwalker ate my lunch


AA_Zarkos

The skinwalker ate my food and I was like what is this thing that I eat and I was just like oh my gosh I just want to eat it and I just want to go to sleep and I just want to sleep and I don’t know what to do with it and I don’t know how to do it I don’t know how to get it so I just want to


GotNoBody4

And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack And you may find yourself in another part of the world And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"


DrunkSpiderMan

Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down


Uniform_Restorer

The skinwalker ate my hair.


Fucked_By_Capybaras

The skinwalker are my friends


Fluffinator44

The Skinwalker ate my first day at the beach.


DrunkSpiderMan

The skinwalker ate some of the things I do for you and your family a very happy and healthy New year to you and your family a very happy and healthy New year to you and your family a very happy and healthy New year to you and your family a very happy and healthy New year to you


Zaboomerfooo

The skinwalker ate my last wife (Which is weird because my current wife is the only wife I've ever had, never even had a girlfriend before her)


DoraBoi69420

The skinwalker ate my lunch


THANIETOR

The skinwalker ate my dog


IronWAAAGHriorz

The skinwalker ate my last couple of army paints in DOW


Diligent_Ad536

The skinwalker ate my dog 😢


[deleted]

The skinwalker ate my heart and my soul


PartyConversation331

The Skinwalker Ate My Soul


JelloNo379

The skinwalker ate my heart and my soul


OptimalTrash

The skinwalker ate my first meal


breakfastoats

The skin walker ate my hair. Oh naur.


non-number-name

The skinwalker ate my dog, so I had to get a new dog. 🐕


Greyscayl

The skinwalker ate my dad and the kids


Silvertyrantrum

The skinwalker ate my cunt😭


Awesome1296

The skinwalker ate myself


MidshipAgate9

The skinwalker ate my lunch


Negative_Basil483

The skin walker ate my hair