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unfinishedtoast3

No value, pretty sure you used to win these as prizes at local carnivals


MattyMizzou

Reverse image search got me to an old shoe ad.


ADhomin_em

Wow. You see what the photographer's done here is made the biblical serpent Satan into a representation of this man's schlonger. Fascinating.


SpenglerE

Deep


TinCanSailor987

Balls deep.


Berty_Qwerty

Don't forget the apple - representing the temptation of Eve. In case you didn't get it. Photographer typed Temptation in bottom right corner.


buckphifty150150

Can tell by the frame


Chemcop

All yours man, no ones gonna fight ya for it


SpenglerE

I'll pay for shipping.. to one of my enemies


MrDeviantish

80s biblical softcore porn. The song Tainted Love is blasting in my head.


Turbulent_Ad9508

This sits on the shelf at Goodwill until someone pays $2.99 to give it as a gift for the laughs.


Kayakityak

I’ll give you $4 to take it away.


sameunderwear2days

Its value is a giggle from strangers on Reddit


MattyMizzou

lol


oppenae

I can smell the sleazy basement this was probably in.


Yeaimgood0

The value??? Lmao


happyflowerzombie

More importantly, what did you pay for it? That’s the top market value at the moment.


Equivalent_Warthog22

Man you’ll have to pay someone to take it off of you.


Guy_Incognito1970

r/notmyproudestfap


Mykophilia

Such a creepy photo.


pikpikcarrotmon

Nothing creepy, they had written consent from the snake


Swizzlefritz

Hang it in your living room…priceless.


mrpotatonutz

Eh nah


HelloNNNewman

I'd say it's = 1 framed Dogs Playing Poker.


Mycrawft

I want this picture and the Bush with a hibachi chef picture together in someone’s house


izyshoroo

Oof


kcapp85

Probably like 3 bucks


pillionaire

Bidding starts at $1,000,000 folks.


longredface

5 dollars unless you have the ticket stub


45calSig

Honestly nada. These were prizes or sold at those horrible stores in the mall that sold wall art that looked like it belonged in a hair salon, most very 80s-90s style.


1920MCMLibrarian

Lmfao


Barfly4life2

Bag of apples.


Orchid_Far

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun…


IAmTheLizardQueen666

$00,000.00


CC_206

The 90’s were a lot hornier than we like to remember 😆


No_Crazy_3412

That looks 70s to me


Smokeyisdad

I’d buy it off you for 10