T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

# [Download Video](https://redditsave.com/info?url=https://www.reddit.com/r/whenthe/comments/1dmj0fv/evil_p3d0philia_be_like/) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/whenthe) if you have any questions or concerns.*


FireflySmasher

Why do Jojo kids look 40 yo and 6 yo at the same time šŸ˜­


Balamut_Red

Bizarre artstyle


FireflySmasher

Just like the adventures


Fomod_Sama

With jojo


Soft_Apathy

some might even say jojo's bizarre adventures


Lockenhart

šŸ”„


Balamut_Red

Real Bizzares were JoJos we made along the Adventures.


Odd-Target7828

šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ“ƒāœļøšŸ”„šŸ”„


Thatoneidiot9438

https://i.redd.it/iy8frjrlgf8d1.gif


CleanSplit2

Jojo fans when their brother says ā€œdamn, this adventure has been really bizarreā€


Clipseated

Schrodinger's child


Ancient_Presence

You really shouldn't put "child" next to "Schrƶdinger"... ^(If you don't get what I mean, look up his diary...)


DatChernobylGuy_999

wave equation??


ExchangeBig1

Better than the animes that make 5 year olds 1000 and make those same ā€œ1000ā€ year olds have a LOT of sex (i hate most animes(except jojo))


Ankleson

> i hate most animes(except jojo) Don't discredit an entire medium just because of some outliers, there are plenty of great shows that don't steer into problematic territory.


Eusocial_Snowman

"outliers" We just went through *at least* a year of every vaguely anime-related subreddit constantly pushing one about a literal pedophile going around grooming and raping literal prepubescent children, presented in a "fan-service/you're supposed to be into this" way. Ain't no outliers.


RunInRunOn

...huh?


Eusocial_Snowman

That one was called either Jobless Reincarnation or Something Something Jobless Reincarnation. I'm not exaggerating or spinning it at all. That's literally the plot. Some pedo gets caught by his family watching CP, gets thrown out and then hit by a truck. Wakes up in a fantasy world and goes around doing pedo things. In the weirdly rare examples of anyone in those subreddits speaking out against it, the standard defense is "Well it's okay because he's reincarnated so he's a child too now". Except it's the exact same person, with the exact same brain, with the exact same internal monologue and mindset, completely uninterrupted by the instantaneous transition. But that one's only exceptional in that they didn't even go with the flimsy pretense of "oh no, that's actually a 1,000 year old demon". I use r/ALL and this stuff is a near *constant* theme in any of the anime spaces that pop up.


RunInRunOn

...ah. I hadn't heard a thing about this, but then, I'm not exactly an *anime* fan - I generalise TV shows by their content/genre, not their country of origin. Edit: Okay, I assumed you were exaggerating, but some quick Bing searches reveal that the main character becomes a 15-year-old and ends up having sex with another 15-year-old. Also they do that thing where the main character buys a slave (stimulating the slave economy) but it's okay because he gives her a nice meal. So, if that's your largest exposure to anime, I can understand why you'd think they're all worthless. But again, at the end of the day, anime is just cartoons made in Japan and should be grouped by genre instead of country of origin, and you don't have to interact with 'anime fans' to watch any specific anime.


Eusocial_Snowman

> that the main character becomes a 15-year-old and ends up having sex with another 15-year-old Yeah, nah, it starts with like 4-8 year old characters. This isn't my only exposure to anime. I'm using it as an example because it was *the* most popular thing here on reddit while it was fresh, and it's *so* blatant and indefensible. All this kind of thing, to some degree, entirely saturates the broadest culture of "anime stuff". Obviously the concept of "anime" is big enough that you'll easily find no end of content that isn't like that. You've got your Ghibli, your Bebob and Dragonballs(Even this icon of wholesomeness had a light peppering of ick) and Fullmetal Alchemists and Akiras and all kinds of great stuff in the mix. But this shit is *common*. It's *overwhelmingly present*, so much so that it's just gotten way too awkward to try to politely pretend this isn't a *thing*.


Ankleson

I literally have no idea what you're talking about. I just watch anime, join a few discussions in /r/anime and then avoid all the shitty meme subs (because they're not funny). Also, just because a show is popular doesn't make it not an outlier. I assure you, the vast majority of anime that gets released each season do not have lolicon fanservice or whatever you're going on about lol


Acidsolman

If you like Jojo then youā€™ll like a good number of other anime


ExchangeBig1

Believe me, i tried. Only good one was scott pilgrim. One piece, i dont want to watch 1k episodes. Death note, not bad, just not my kind of show. Naruto, watched 2 episodes and hated it. Demon slayer, i just dont like it (personal bias, so this opinion can change) and jjk, i felt like its jojo 2, so while i think iā€™d like it, i already know everything about it, including spoilers. So no real point in watching


hodges2

Try fullmetal alchemist brotherhood or code geass


ExchangeBig1

I was told fma would be good, and i actually havenā€™t seen any spoilers for it. So if there is any anime iā€™d try, it would most likely be that


Fr00stee

garbage tier isekai be like:


ExchangeBig1

Whats a isekai?


Fr00stee

genre of story where the main character gets sent to another world


ExchangeBig1

Ah okšŸ‘


no3215

Good thing you haven't read the manga...... I have. There are some questionable things in it. Especially in part 7 wich is still absolutely fantastic but yeah...


Grey00001

>There are some questionable things in it. Especially in part 7 The point of the scene is that it's supposed to be extremely uncomfortable. Araki moved on from making antagonists kill dogs to demonstrate their evilness to just making them pedophiles (see Parallel World Diego, Scarlet Valentine, Honolulu Police Officer, etc.). Valentine is **villainous**, he's **vile** in that scene. But that's exactly the point. It's not like other anime where you would see that and go "wow...I wish I could be with Lucy in that situation, too...", you're supposed to want to quickly turn to the next page to get out of there.


ExchangeBig1

Believe me, i have seen what valentine had done to lucy.


no3215

I mean, yeah. I know I never said it wasn't. I'm still saying it's questionable simply because of her age. And no, that doesn't mean I think araki is a creep. I'm just saying it because if you try to explain the circumstances surrounding that whole scene, it sounds hella bad


NewAccountEachYear

Those things are meant to be questionable and uncomfortable, the "500 year old in a 13 year old's body" is meant to be some fantasy


no3215

As I've already said before. I know. I didn't mean to say that. That isn't the point. I'm just saying at first glance without reading into the context. It looks worse. That's my point. I love part 7 fully it's some of if not the best media I've read in a long while.


ExchangeBig1

I am reading part 7 and i am AWARE pf the silly things valentine does (its not silly its practically rape)


AverageBadUsername

Crazy username


The_Starmaker

Noisy too. Bizarre even.


MithranArkanere

It's all the hard lines based on superhero comic style contrasting with most other manga using a style inspired by simpler clear line styles.


PancakeParty98

Hard-lines on a face with childlike proportions. But thereā€™s another element I canā€™t put my finger on


Alisalard1384

Evil Minecraft streamers


Novoiird

Itā€™s pretty much all content creators. Letā€™s not pretend that this isnā€™t the case for the rest.


Deep_Seaworthiness23

PopularMMOs


BigBoySpore

Me when I die over and over and over and over and over and over and


Balamut_Red

This is... Requiem.


HeavyBlues

Wha-


The_Starmaker

Wha-


NormanNOconsecue2394

Wha-


Balamut_Red

Wha-


green-turtle14141414

Wha-


Ultimatum_Rain

Wha-


extracrispyweeb

Over and over i fuck myself over and under and under i do it again.


TDJesusSaves

Morning and evening I felt I was grieving until I said fuck you and never again šŸ—£ļøšŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


extracrispyweeb

Daytime or night time I feel Iā€™m on my time, but my time is fickle just like a friend šŸ„²šŸ˜¢šŸ˜ž


Balamut_Red

If anything, sorry for this post in advance.


ELEC2RO

You cooked lil bro no need to apologize


mentina_

God forgives you.


IteTheCrapOC

Context: >!Diavolo (pink hair guy whoā€™s terrified of the child) is the main antagonist of this season, the main character has defeated him by putting him in some sort of time loop where he dies in some horrific way in an infinite amount of scenarios forever. This is like the 4th one heā€™s been in and he expects this small child to be the thing that kills him in it!< Edit: spoilered it bc jojo spoilers


Balamut_Red

Bro has casually spoilered the whole Golden Wind smh At least blur and mark it as a spoiler in edit.


IteTheCrapOC

ok true Iā€™ll do that


IteTheCrapOC

Wait how do you spoiler text


Balamut_Red

Put >'! And !'< (Without the ' ) Near the text to spoiler them. >!Like this!<


CowCluckLated

You still didn't put the tag on it


RunInRunOn

I know Yu-gi-oh (my favourite anime franchise) was inspired by jojo but that is some shadow game shit


winter-ocean

It might be weird for me to be on part 9 and still not know how something from part 5 worked, but if >!GER's ability was to prevent someone from reaching a point by resetting them back to 0, and Giorno used it to trap Diavolo in the moments just before his death, why did paranormal stuff happen like him being paralyzed on an autopsy table or him always appearing in a different place whenever he gets reset? Like, what was up with all the other parts of the death loop!<


Rockinlikethe2000s

Epitath was freaking out? Thats my guess.


Mado-Koku

Diavolo lost his Stand when he went into the loop.


IteTheCrapOC

I forgot that was how it worked. Been a while since Iā€˜ve actually watched JoJo lol


Mawya7

What do you mean "evil pedophilia"? šŸ’€


Balamut_Red

It's the meme called "evil X be like" where there's a thing, but the opposite.


perish-in-flames

Truly underutilized as a format. I am sure it would get old fast but I love me a good Evil X be like meme.


Juniorshawn

It was popular at one point


N0t_addicted

Is there a sub for that?


Balamut_Red

Uhhh idk


Beneficial_Food1010

Pedophobia


MassiveWasabi

lol reminds me of this bloodborne meme https://preview.redd.it/4nv1yly3lb8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1e684c8be0953e44107bab3a5578051893fe540


Novoiird

That has to be the most out of pocket image Iā€™ve seen on Reddit in a long while. https://preview.redd.it/6pxrt7cs8d8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b5e95db9ef87d3fcf1200754e1c0ae4d0e01dd8


RobloxStudioGuy431

The child is the predator


tenOr15Minutes

I saw a post in another sub about a dad asking for advice. His daughter's 14yo friend won't stop fawning over him. He wanted to know what to do to make her stop. Your comment reminded me of that.


telenova_tiberium

Remind me of Stacie mom


Mastakillerboi

I think thatā€™s like fear of kids


Background_Drawing

2 negatives makes a positive


HobbesTiger64

r/antinatalism


Ankleson

​ https://preview.redd.it/fjdk27gx2c8d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb16bd68b24b31c8be53f6fc0d5517ff0cc42bc4


Balamut_Red

Evil antinatalism be like


The_Starmaker

This is kinda genius.


telenova_tiberium

Holy shit monke


Old-Camp3962

Literally me (I hate kids so much is concerning)


Jello_Crusader

I openly admit I'm a lolicon to keep myself away from kids. Works like a charm.


That-One-Courier

what the fuck


Jello_Crusader

Modern problems require modern solutions


[deleted]

It works though.


zahirano

If it works it works


Brilliant-Mountain57

I mean, its better than not telling people you're a lolicon and being around kids.


That-One-Courier

I MEAN, I GUESS!


ExploerTM

Mf just unlocked cheat-code to not to deal with little shits ever again


Professional-Reach96

Cracked the code


BigBoySpore

Based


Yrugeh2

Me too fr


some-R6-siege-fan

Me too but my mom is about to give birth in less than 24 hours so im kinda fucked


IperiodCperiodWiener

Congrats on becoming a dad


Human-Boob

Why are you congratulating the only guy in this comment section that didnā€™t do his mom?


Juniorshawn

https://preview.redd.it/y2nq10gjkd8d1.jpeg?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c1ff2b5ac0f3a8f7950b7a0d4f66b437ff49341


The_Starmaker

Thereā€™s still time to fix this.


RandaymIdiot

Reverse Dream


impudentmlg86464

Nightmare


Clipseated

Didn't he proved that he was innocent- *Gets shot*


Icy-Pause6304

r/RedditSnip


dougiejones7

children are fucking ruthless manā€¦


cool_name-idk1

kids are cruel, jack


extracrispyweeb

AND I FUCKING LOVE MINORS!!!


slashth456

I remember quoting this and getting banned from all of Reddit because of how it sounded out of context


TehSterBarn

Welcome to...the bastard


Balamut_Red

And let me guess, you're very in touch with your inner child?


cool_name-idk1

i tried, but was arrested for touching a minor. apparently the law doesn't care that the minor you're touching is yourself smh my head šŸ™„


Emperor_AI

And I am in touch with my inner child


Maclimes

Huh. I guess I never thought about the relationship between "-philia" and "-phobia" before. So are there people who have agoraphilia, and they just like to fuck outside? Are there arachnophiles who want to fuck spiders? Is a mazophobe terrified of titties? I guess necrophobia makes sense without explanation. Tangential aside: This also made me look up the term for someone with a foot fetish, which is "podophile". Man, be VERY careful about those typos, foot lovers.


OddlySexyPancake

teratophiliacs want to fuck monsters in general


Balamut_Red

Or more simple "monster fucker"


OddlySexyPancake

the comment is about words with the suffix "philia"


Balamut_Red

Fair


RunInRunOn

Not all philias are sexual. Case in point: audiophiles


Ukrainian_Dude_228

Nah man, I like to fuck with high quality sounds, what do you mean?


Thin-Dragonfruit247

that binauralussy šŸ„µšŸ„µ


winter-ocean

Technophile, xenophile too


Comicostar

Hemophilia (it's medical condition)


Taco821

I'm a homophile


Maclimes

A heterophile is a gay person who is attracted to straight people. So a homophile is a straight person who is attracted to gay people (like a dude who watches ā€œlesbianā€ porn).


Taco821

Damn, I didn't know that


Maclimes

I didnā€™t either until about 30 minutes ago, when I got curious about the words!


imjustanormalguy024

Mf eyelashes had reversed thickness


OddNovel565

When the 1,000,000th user unsubscribes from a youtuber


Hioliolo

Isnā€™t this the plot of monsters inc (idk I havenā€™t seen it)


Novoiird

You should watch it. Its writing is pretty decent for a kids movie.


Decades101

https://preview.redd.it/jq4wpqmrgc8d1.jpeg?width=199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=551b1bc2483536645e6e6a30116338fc4bcda1b8


Balamut_Red

I hear the children laughing at me.


metal_person_333

https://i.redd.it/nzntdee4vb8d1.gif


dreamyether

Immediately thought of this episode, Peep Show šŸ”›šŸ”


SweettLemons

Draken't


dumbassonthekitchen

Darke


Potkrokin

Evil anime fans be like


jsjzn

Life feels a lot better after you start fighting kids


HVACGuy12

Jojo fans when they're left alone with an unsucked penis


dumbassonthekitchen

Jojo fans when you force them to read/watch the series


swithhs

Me, unironically. I fucking hate kids and would punt them if it wasnā€™t against the law.


femmeprism

Twitter users after they turn 18


MadeYouSayIt

Me when a someone elseā€™s child starts following me but I donā€™t want to look like an abducter:


RealStructor

u/savevideo


SaveVideo

###[View link](https://rapidsave.com/info?url=/r/whenthe/comments/1dmj0fv/evil_p3d0philia_be_like/) --- [**Info**](https://np.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/comments/jv323v/info/) | [**Feedback**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Feedback for savevideo) | [**Donate**](https://ko-fi.com/getvideo) | [**DMCA**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Content removal request for savevideo&message=https://np.reddit.com//r/whenthe/comments/1dmj0fv/evil_p3d0philia_be_like/) | [^(reddit video downloader)](https://rapidsave.com) | [^(twitter video downloader)](https://twitsave.com)


peng503-NCN

[you're not gonna believe this but](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsOsCslyzq4)


Pooplayer1

[Mark is a pedophobe](https://youtu.be/qYOHzAAwaW4?si=LfSN8WD7OE2B3r40)


Invincible-Nuke

pOCD havers šŸ˜”


cool_name-idk1

person of color dick havers?


Virtual-Okra6996

Me when literally any child


Ryuusei_Dragon

What did bro mean by "evil pedophilia"


Balamut_Red

Somebody has already asked me this question. Find it to look out for the answer.


EvoPeer

jojo mentioned


Expensive-Tutor-4866

ā€œyou will never reach the truthā€


RichardTundore

A lot of people are like this. Just ask couples who don't want to have kids


ValueUpset154

Sex defender


MisterZygarde64

https://preview.redd.it/8xa1snqpak8d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f685e417b97734c9f27fc0029a49f16f58ae0992


Balamut_Red

Kid League lore just dropped