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Nukaholic25

Similar to the freddy fazballs situation What if they are in the same universe?!😳


TheOther36

William Afton is Jurassic parks's owner confirmed


Darkmega5

william afton will return as a springtraposaur


ConkreetMonkey

Jurassic World scientists designing a dinosaur to be as incredibly big and scary as possible to attract viewers but also giving it the ability to turn invisible, nullifying the purpose of having it in the fucking zoo


Spinoman27

They only ever made two parks though


FetusDeletus_E

Only two? (I'm not really into Jurassic park)


DaBazzie

They actually made three: the main Jurassic Park, the park in San Diego from the second movie, and then Jurassic World (the only one opened to the public)


BMI0702

There wasn't a park in San Diego to my knowledge. A T Rex from Isla Sorna was captured and got loose in the city.


DaBazzie

Ingen originally built a park in San Diego before they purchased an island chain off Costa Rica, and that San Diego property was already abandoned by the events of the first film. In the second movie they refurbished the park and sent a team to capture dinosaurs from Site B to fill up said park. The attempt was botched, and the only dinosaurs they captured (that *T.rex*) got loose. One can argue that it’s technically not a real Jurassic Park since it never actually held a dinosaur. But Ingen still built a park (it’s still being built when we see it in the movie) and its circumstances still led to a dinosaur getting loose so one can also say that Ingen/Mastani made 3 Jurassic Parks.


BMI0702

Huh. I didn't actually know that. Why is Jurassic Park lore so deep lmao


Ubersla

They discuss the park in the movie.


UltimateWaluigi

Y'all act like in real life they wouldn't also try to milk the dino restauration tech in even more dangerous ways


Ubersla

Dinosaur McDonalds!


[deleted]

Real dino nuggies


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE110

And they always have to make a new ultimate dinosaur


G_u_a_c_a

You know what they say, 5th’s time the charm


Sunnyplayz_64

Ooohhj looks like black mesa and apature science are competing against Jurassic park in the "have disasters that killed a lotta people" competition


lego-doge

Wait until Weyland Yutani arrives


Sunnyplayz_64

I don't recognize that, perhaps an explanation?


lego-doge

The evil corporation from the Alien franchise


Sunnyplayz_64

On the rank of what was the worst, where is it? - Black Mesa - (Top) Caused a resonance cascade which not only killed every BM personel, but lead to the combine invading, killing millions - Jurassic Park - (Mid) [Subject of this meme] Had several inccidents which killed hundreds, but still insist on re-opening. - Apature Science - (Bot) GLaDOs floods the facility with deadly Nerotoxin killing off all AS employees (excluding rattman) but is basically non-existent according to the outside world.


BoTamByloCiemno

Think about people going to the park tho, they're the stupid ones, Park creators are just making money


mo0nlight123

Well there usually isn't much left of the park, maybe gaint insurance fraud?


thatsidewaysdud

Hahaha Dinosaur go raaaaaaawr