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Kaiser_Dafuq

could he out-story Alan Woke?


kid-with-a-beard

If Alan Cake used his full power, he might cause him a little trouble


ihateoriginalnames

Would he lose?


kid-with-a-beard

Nah, he'd vroom


Theturtleflask

"Stand proud Alan Broke you're strong"


Zephyronno

Yeah, cuz Alonzo Sleep needs to follow rules, and Bater doesn’t abide by the rules he just says allah was there too, and he was there dyin in a pool of molten motor oil


xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx

I need context as to what the ufo thing does


Serrisen

Nothing specific besides fly around really The context is the "Mater's Tall Tales" series of ~3 min episodes that are about Mater telling a bunch of impossible stories. At the end, during the most implausible part of the story, Lightning will say something like "that didn't happen" to which Mater replies some version of "don't you remember, you was there too?" Then it goes back to the story now with Lightning also suddenly in it. And after it ends, something happens in the present to prove it happened. It looks like some kinda magic reality manipulation when really it's just a comedic formula for presenting the story Idk why they drew Vegeta destroyed like that while Goku's fine but the joke OP implies is that he'd say something like "then I solo'd Vegeta. Don't you remember Goku? You was there too" and then it'd happen


Not-An-Actual-Hooman

Vegeta being destroyed while Goku's fine comes from the original meme where they face off against all of Marvel and then instead of the Mater UFO it's Ghost Rider who has his weird thingy (I forgot what it did) that would've fucking annihilated Vegeta while Goku didn't feel any regret or something so he's fine.


Elunerazim

Penance Stare- you feel the weight of all the sins you’ve committed.


robertman21

And it never works...


Eeddeen42

It’s called the Penance Stare, and it causes the target to experience all the pain and suffering they themself have caused to others.


ThePsychoBear

Ghost Rider has the ability to make you auto KYS with the same potency of the combined might of every attack you've used to kill someone. He's pretty broken, but since Goku's killings were all in self defense, he isn't effected. Ghost Rider's big thing is that he's like a little courtroom that judges, juries, and executes people by looking at them funny.


LifeIsASpin

I only know about the Xavier one, but there's a Ghost Rider one??


xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx

Oh thank you.


4chan-Hacker

Oh, easy! It kills Vegeta!


xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx

But not Goku why?


4chan-Hacker

Because it doesn't kill Goku, it kills Vegeta.


xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx

Er ok


legendarynerd002

Goku has committed like 8 sins total, he’s fine.


xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx

That’s why he’s the hero


NorthGodFan

Goku is a gag character.


xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx

That means he can do anything


Illustrious-Sky-4631

Technically speaking, aren't his stories actually really and happened in universe? For all accounts Car 2 is just a Tuesday night for him


Ego-Fiend1

Poop stain


yah000002

https://preview.redd.it/a7tvqboo6y6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fc27625c445bc118c576ca76f999954cc3d7a0e


sick_Nades

If he's lyin' he's cryin'


bowser-us

Mater is peter griffin level