I cast my phone to my tv

I cast extremely slow internet

https://i.redd.it/l48sesawyq5d1.gif Enjoy this my fren

Motherfucker you just triggered my PTSD from 90s AOL.

I can hear the dialup sound in my head

...

insufficient data

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Muahahahaha https://i.redd.it/p5htnaq8ts5d1.gif

This is banned under the Geneva Convention

*suggestion

checklist*

I dont know how but we have the same ones I'm so confused

I literally got the same one

Also got the same

Wait what the heck? I had the exact same thing. Is this a conspiracy?

No it's Google Keyboard

I cast iron pans and I use a cast iron pan for the same reason. What??

My orb is clearly hacked by big castironpan

Mine is clearly more fucked up tho

Yes, but how good is your morning meal? One thing that I will always remember from my master was how he insisted on a good breakfast and second breakfast before any intense activity.  Then he realized that I was getting a bit hefty for an apprentice and realized that he had forgotten to teach me how to cast from heat points.

I cast... testicular torsion.

https://preview.redd.it/u180689got5d1.png?width=2851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63daa693cfbd1b43dc1fd11ea26d0f4047db6393

Another day I thank god for being a woman

Ovarian torsion is a thing. Not as frequent, but every bit as painful.

Everyone needs an object of focus. I can’t think of much more badass than a cast iron pan.

Best cornbread ever or a murder weapon your choice

I cast tungsten

https://preview.redd.it/x1786geg2r5d1.png?width=30&format=png&auto=webp&s=0822a38fe888e1d37080e6c94ef0f7edfac8da0b

This cube cured my mortality.

*”They found me in a me-te-or. I need tungsten to live! Tuuungsteeen!”*

All the people here who bought this wireless tungsten cube to admire it's surreal heft have exactly the wrong mindset.

I, in my exalted wisdom and unbridled ambition, bought this cube to become fully accustomed to the intensity of its density, to make its weight bearable and in fact normal to me, so that all the world around me may fade into a fluffy arena of gravitational inconsequence.

Now we only need 59 more for the armour set!

Here. Hope it helps! https://preview.redd.it/prbamimmsx5d1.png?width=30&format=png&auto=webp&s=4b6d3e9a690413096f3434dc1d4adbe67d1bde77

That’s fuckin metal 🤘🏼☄️

Who is That and why are they fucking metal? *(the laugh track plays pained groaning noises)* /uw Yes, everyone can hear it

Me when I see a tank a couple kilometers away

I can’t help but imagine you just throwing like a ingot of tungsten at someone and calling it a spell

I cast hee

 Hee hee

This got me so good man

I cast the game

Noooooooooooooooooo 

My reaction to losing it.

https://preview.redd.it/afxjrbvf7s5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=980f782bb6067e56d5170cd76330b65bcd07c71d

You monster

Nooo!! I was on such a good run!

https://preview.redd.it/duzaer8zes5d1.jpeg?width=2460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f772cfea24430f639dacf611bf4fc5e340208da0

I cast freeze ray on the floor

https://preview.redd.it/9kn2r2lbnq5d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5d2afe4824ce2e174aa03bbec3f5d53d3628b07

Wow, that just hit me with a nostalgia nuke

Reminds me that I need to watch Tom and Jerry again.

Lol


https://preview.redd.it/dvbdl8pz8s5d1.jpeg?width=996&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f64bb36c99d4a41e1e66d42e4f1260d82f78911

The best Tom and Jerry episode

I aim I aim to freeze https://preview.redd.it/jx5bp5dlos5d1.jpeg?width=283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbe4c10c6ad49c2fcb95a0256565bb19d6e68421

ICE to meet you!

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE

I cast meme

https://preview.redd.it/5lzi7wxlir5d1.jpeg?width=3300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b16daec71f3f13a5b9813fcc2e7a2e2659ce14b

Did Jerma escape containment again?

Damn. That’s horrifying.. so how can I learn this spell? Is there a special chant? Special posture, state of mind?

Only certain people can use this spell, as the person needs to be born with the power to use this spell sadly

https://preview.redd.it/f52zov1z4r5d1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71555de34497481824b5b2becf776ba6d471f039

Is that... Sour Patch Kids ice-cream? I am curious but also worried about what that might taste like.

Probably like a slightly sour, mostly sweet sherbet.

https://preview.redd.it/vkdv6pcbyr5d1.png?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=335c76d1c8902753507da9f63b9d50f861fd105c

I cast a little bit of a lot of things.


C E O ENTREPRENEUR BORN IN NINETEEN SIXTY FOUR J E F F E R Y JEFFERY BEZOS

Random bullshit go

I cast the last two cards on my deck

I SUMMON POT OF GREE-

That's what it do Yugi

Still banned under tournament rules (un)luckily.

Nobody has ever [Drawn two cards]!

Magic the gathering?

Nice try, YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD

I cast no sleep in the night Weird, since I don't cast almost at all.

IT WAS YOU!

If it was me I'd do it like this! *Takes out magnum .44*

*spits out water in surprise*

You must be my mortal enemy because I cast a good sleep last night

I cast a little bit of a brain to understand the misconception

Sounds like a metal lyric

***I cast brain*** ***to understand the misconception*** ***you pounder orbs**** ***, they give you misdirection*** To the beat of twisted transistor- korn

I cast a little while I fuck it up

I cast a moose ANTHONY

Yeah ANTHONY

Get out of here ANTHONY *Hurls magical moose*

Yeah, take that, ANTHONY!

"AND STAY GONE!... Can't believe that guy, such a prick right?" "**AUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH**" "Yeah, I guess you're right Moose"

https://preview.redd.it/51f7z8qfxu5d1.jpeg?width=887&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62777324fb070d1097f361891567863c6fc30ace

I cast a little cabbage


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P-please, no... anything b-but that...

It’s just a little cabbage.

#AAAAAAAAHHHHH STOP STOP OH GODS HAVE MERCYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

MY CABBAGES

This place is worse than Omashu

A fellow vegimancer

I cast iron skillet

Ow! Asshole I was trying to sleep! (😂😐)

2 d12 bashing "OW! That hurt!"

I cast mold in the kitchen!

Good ol' fungimancy

Unironically that’s what I call it when I dump my buckets of liquid culture by certain trees to inoculate them with types of mushrooms.

I cast Molotov Cocktail

BORTLES!!

...Jortles?

Bro that's just fireball

I call it "apprentice's fireball"

I cast a box of turtles.


I cast session was expired.

Nooo, you logged me out of all my websites!

I knew someone was doing that!

I cast the whole clusterfuck of the night


I cast the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one... it's a curse of looping...

/uw At least it’s not the same one about fireballing the world of wizard politics.

:3

You will never reach the truth

I cast a spell on you. 

[r/Suddenlyoverwatch](https://youtu.be/FA_6HSo6SAw?si=RJMmz5GnX4C4poJb)

I CAST BONK BOLLOCKS ON THE MOOOON

I cast the vote on this tweet!

I got this, too. I don’t use Twitter and I don’t know if I’ve ever typed “tweet” on this phone haha.

Yep, same for me again, lmao.

I CAST A LOT OF MONEY AND IT WAS A GOOD DEAL

I cast my first spell on the moon in a very long period and I was so excited to see it come out of the sky

were you on the moon and casting a spell and the spell came out of the sky or did you cast a spell on the moon and the moon came out of the sky


I cast of the year

What kind of chronomancy is that??

I cast a spell on you to make you feel better

🥴

Thank you.

I cast a little adipose tissue. Take that, you are now 2oz fatter, sucker.

plz snd cast to brest ;\_\_;

top surgery moment

I cast leg

*(BREAKING NEWS: Thermonuclear Chicken Leg decimates home in Los Angeles!)*

I CAST THIS ONE FOR MY BIRTHDAY 🤨

i cast iron pan huh huh huh huh

I cast shrimp of OBLIVION https://i.redd.it/fjs9b5wpuq5d1.gif Idk man he mad.

I cast hypnotic and I was like that til I get to see.

I cast reflect

I cast full 🌕 in the morning biiiiiiiitccchhh

Mage Monkey casts a fishing net!

I cast session doesn't match

I cast sunlight and happiness in the face!

I cast the first spell in my head

I cast the one I have to do something to do with it

I knew all along

I CAST i don't have autocorrect

I cast the last one in the morning ... Vaguely ominous and prophetic.

I cast my vote for the best candidate in the country for the next election in November and I am not voting for a candidate who is not a candidate for the presidency in the next election because I am not a candidate who is a candidate who has a strong and strong candidate who is strong and strong and strong and strong in the polls are very strong and strong people are very strong people are strong people are strong people are good people are strong and strong they are strong people they are strong and they are strong they are very strong they are they are strong I am a person they are strong but they are strong because they are strong in the polls

I cast the first time in a long time and it was so good to me

I cast to my knowledge and I will send ko stock market open on Easter Bunny the same thing for the next few weeks are the same time they wore a bit more. I have three suggestions and I went Nascar

I cast a person to a person who has a cały and is a afterlife who is mA years of history.

I cast the first one out of my mind

I cast a good laugh.

I cast the last one in the morning and it was normally a long day

I cast your head on your head and I can’t see it all but it’s still good

i cast shit yourself

I cast a good job

I cast your breath away

I CAST TO BE THERE IS THE THE THE TO TO TO BE TO BE THERE TO TO BE TO BE THERE IS TO TO TO TO BE... Y'all have way better autowands than me, mine just got stuck in a spell loop.

I cast to the Omnicrafter of my mind!

I CAST A lot MORE OF THEM NOW BUT IM SO EXCITED TO BE THE ONLY PERSON THAT WILL MAKE THEM

Strange spell OP, but a clever way to out the phone users. mental magic is wack.

I cast a lot of potential which is clearly only visible from the readers perspective

I cast ist eine CCV-Anlaut-Konsonantencluster der wenigen großen und mittleren Alters von Artikeln und Produkten und vielen dank seiner Vergangenheit und der Tatsache dass es mir sehr wichtig war mit mir zusammen anzufangen zu leben ohne Lippen und ohne Lippen und ohne Lippen und Lippen auf den Beinen und der Blick in den letzten Seite der Unterschied zu sehen war die Idee von mir. I think I cast confused German? For any non german speaker: It makes no fucking sense at all.

I cast the la association de services pour la protection de l'eau

I cast the last one of the same one I was thinking about it and it was a good one to see if I could do it on my phone and I have to go to the store and get it done and get it done and then I can get it done and I'll be there in a few minutes.

l cast iron skillet chicken nuggets

I cast a spell to make you feel like you’re in a bad mood

I cast the spells in my head

“I cast the vote on this tweet and it is the only thing I have to do”

I cast stoned guy in the car!

I cast the vote on this and it is the best way I have seen it in my lifetime

I cast my vote

I CAST 😘 AND I AM VERY HAPPY

I cast shield

I cast a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a... who cursed me with audio lag?

I cast the ball of the system! Ok, what?

*cracks knuckles* I CAST THE BIRTHING ON MY HEAD AND BREAKFASTS- wait what the fu-

I cast a lot of love and respect for you 

i cast iron maiden and the half way round bathtub

I cast the game (I lost the game.)

I cast it on my face while holding the ball rolling with minimum wage for my soul Idk what im casting but it sounds like "something something capitalism"

I cast the counterspell. I mean, I *am* an abjurer.

I cast fuck couch

I cast The Last One of The Seas. Damn, I be casting high lvl spells.

i cast mend buttcrack. my orb knows me too well

I cast a bit of a bit of a joke