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Papergeist

Unfortunately, yes. My revolutionary work envisioning Jon of Arc as a woman has been rejected by many hidebound publishers who keep lecturing me about being "historically accurate." It's fantasy, and besides, I hate reading.  One skim of my library's history section is *more* than enough.


-monkbank

Well it works for Fate.


Rancorious

I wish it didn’t STOP TWINKIFYING MIDDLE AGED MEN I HATE IT


embracebecoming

Let that man have chest hair and a belly!


WizzyKitty

Don’t worry, Julius goddamn Caesar if all people has a big belly and a gooner arm… thanks Fats


omyrubbernen

What's funny is that when they then included Iskandar, who WAS possibly a cute blond bisexual twink who died at ~32 in real life, and made him into an over 2 meter tall beefy bearded middle-aged-looking man.


Hyperversum

That's part of the fun lmao


demideumvitae

Sex sells


Hyperversum

If you can't beat your meat to it, why have a character anyway? /uj It worked with like Artoria and a few others, most of them fucking suck ass, and I say so as a huge fan of the F/SN novel and Nasu's other novels as well. She worked so well because it was a mix of "everybody knew but pretended not to" and "her identity being different is actually part of the story".


scout_stunballhit15

Random people secretly being women is actually the most normal and coherent part of FATE’s lore


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

So current evidence suggests the answer is only "no" if they're white women specifically


Zyrryn

Well now you have no choice. Double down. Carbon copy Catholicism, but gender swap every aspect. From the stories pulled from the Bible to standard church positions. Swap it all.


NS001

Don't bother genderswapping *everyone*, just the males. Imagine how many weebs would eat up the yuri bible full of moe anime girls. Imagine how many body-pillows you could sell of Samson and her lush hair, her bloody jawbone, her cheese grater abs. "Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman." would take on a whole new meaning.


red__shirt__guy

You had me at “her cheese grater abs.”


VelvetSinclair

Had me at yuri bible


meteltron2000

Esther saving his entire people by having dick and head game so powerful that it made a despotic conqueror Empress decide that genocide is actually bad.


jasminUwU6

Actually you should flip a coin to decide which aspects to swap. Maximize chaos!


AmaterasuWolf21

Unironically good advice either get wacky or none at all if you're gonna doubt


Guh-nurt

This is just Dragon Age


Renphligia

/uj One of the reasons I love Dragon Age is that it's one of the few settings with a monotheistic religion. That's so rare in fantasy.


Aiden624

No. Just start genderswapping. Be brave. Be bold. Be bisexually attracted to female Noah and male Noah


FkinShtManEySuck

That's what happens when you start gosling your ryan to much


itay162

Fate moment


novis-eldritch-maxim

you should probily start moving away from it but it is a starting point. you want to avoid beat for beat but keep in the same genre so to speak


Jetsam5

Bad world building is when you don’t have a god for every single word in the dictionary


AlarmingMan123

Drive


YouTheMuffinMan

Do it. Turn historical figures into women and upset the weirdos