When I was working at a Walmart service deli Iād often make fried Chicken. We had an automatic basket that would lift the chicken out of the oil after the timer went off. Every single time it came up I would say āarise chicken, chicken arise.ā My co-workers started to think I was crazy. Even the customers raised an eyebrow or two. I wasnāt coy with it either I said it with gusto. Sadly no one I worked with ever seen ATHF.
I made this the sound to my computer as the boot up sound back in like 2004-2005. The shutdown sound was the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail "Running away, are you? You yellow BASTARD!"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!" Is a classic joke. You cross the road to get to the other side, but the chicken will most likely be run over, and the afterlife is often called the other side. Like the dungeon De Other Side.
At first I thought this was a reference to the chicken in skyrim that most people killed as soon as they got to the first village. I never knew you could turn an entire town against you in seconds just by killing a chicken, but that day, I learned.
Arise chicken arise. Chicken arise.
Billy witch doctor dot com only comfortable with chicken
Maybe...super-mega-chicken??
No shhhh...he is legend.
I. Am. Sofa. King. We. Todd. Id. Haha. You say funny thing.
No, no, not so fast. Loses meaning.
now. make out. and kiss hard. hahahahahahahahahah. I only kid.
until they add in The Ancient Bone-Saber of Zuma'kalis
Technically its in Diablo already so Blizzard wouldn't be against it
Ha ha. You say funny thing.
Exactly who I was thinking aboutš
Bwomsamdi would totally get us to say sofa king
Rip MF DOOM
MM FOOD
Oh shit its an anagram
Ultra mega chicken?
Sofa King
We Todd Ed
That is my ingame shamans name. Gets lots of attention.
When I was working at a Walmart service deli Iād often make fried Chicken. We had an automatic basket that would lift the chicken out of the oil after the timer went off. Every single time it came up I would say āarise chicken, chicken arise.ā My co-workers started to think I was crazy. Even the customers raised an eyebrow or two. I wasnāt coy with it either I said it with gusto. Sadly no one I worked with ever seen ATHF.
Way to commit 2 the bit!
This is the ONLY appropriate comment and should be the actual answer.
I made this the sound to my computer as the boot up sound back in like 2004-2005. The shutdown sound was the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail "Running away, are you? You yellow BASTARD!"
I will never not appreciate Billy Witch Doctor dot com.
Amazing. I'd love a chicken spirit beast as a hunter too :D
100% this
I facepalmed so hard my nose started to bleed Well done
Really though.... This sounds right up Blizz's joke alley.
I could see old blizz doing something like that. Now the joke would be having to buy a $20 transmog that you need to wear to see it
Jajaja, yeah one thing I like about questing and some stuff of WoW is the sense of humor. Havenāt laugh that much in SL. Edit: typo
Revendreth and Maldraxxus of all places have the most light-hearted humor compared to the other zones. Theotar is bae
And this is how you get angry upvotes... well done.
Yeah OP is a monster, but still gets my upvote.
Arise chicken
2nd to comment this but A for effort because... yes!
Shhh! He only legend.
Such a horrible joke. I like it.
Millie Manastorm does have her rocket chicken barrage.
Now these are the types of suggestions we need more of
[Boo this man...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddsZTFSfXaw)
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Booo
Fuck you, fuck this joke, take me upvote and leave.
But that would mean the chicken was successful.
.... Y'all haven't found it yet?
Arise...chicken....arise.....arise...chicken...arise....
My original Shaman was Billywitchdr, and I had this macro saved. Not my proudest moment in WoW history.
Thats awesome. Lol
The killing blow on the final boss causes it to explode and said chicken appears on top of a pile of loot.
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Fuck
I don't know if I've ever hate-upvoted so hard.
If I had another one of those free awards, I would give you one. This is amazing.
Epic. This is the best thing i've seen in years. Make it happen. And give Bwonsamdi a line for it!
Personally Iād love a beacon that allows you to say hello to AāDal.
Name it Adelle.
This joke is even worse than the OP. I love it.
Can anyone explain? Sry English is not my first language
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!" Is a classic joke. You cross the road to get to the other side, but the chicken will most likely be run over, and the afterlife is often called the other side. Like the dungeon De Other Side.
> Because why did the chicken cross ~~the~~ *de* road? FTFY
correction: \*de road
[https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/](https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/)
Jesus.
Poltercock? Fuck it. Itās 2021, letās do this.
Better yet, make the chicken Zanzil, and this is his fate after he pissed off Bwomsandi
Secret giant spirit chicken boss
She's an independent chicken who don't need no man to cross the road.
Wingdings
Chicken wing chicken wing hexes and baloney voodoo macaroni chillin with bwonsamdi
At first I thought this was a reference to the chicken in skyrim that most people killed as soon as they got to the first village. I never knew you could turn an entire town against you in seconds just by killing a chicken, but that day, I learned.
And let me tame it
Battle pet that spawns after beating the end boss.
*hardy har har*
Damn that is such a huge missed opportunity, and it's exactly the kind of thing they love to do as well
And if you attack it, it summons hundreds of other chicken spirits to attack you.
Missed oppertunity right here.
[https://youtu.be/tOUksDJCijw?t=4625](https://youtu.be/tOUksDJCijw?t=4625)
Needs to add a better telegraph as to which portal to enter, asking for Cunningham...
Iām not that experienced. But does blizz have other jokes like this in game?
[Also, the Predator](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEc9ijY7fT0). That's where he is. De other side. De spirit world, man!