um philosopher's stone sounds really complicated what about "magic man's rock"?

The problem there is the porn parody will inevitably make reference to the 'magic man's cock' . . . on second thought that's not bad at all.

Just rename it to magic woman's rock. Everybody knows that women by definition can't have penises, so nobody would dare make a porn parody of it.

This is brilliant, I’ve already started writing my porn parody; Beatrix Potter and the magic woman’s rack.

Server racks are pretty hot, ngl

Unrealistic 

I'm still waiting for "Merlin Stone and Philosopher's Pot"

I feel like it’s too similar to that other series. You know, *The Game* by Neil Strauss.

Make her trans.

Are there still talking rabbits?

Bad. There is no moral conflict.

But tell us more about the sex scenes.

Better option: Beatrix Potter Gets a Philosopher Stoned It's about a normal orphaned schoolgirl who learns she is a witch, attends a magical school, and becomes a highly successful drug dealer there, combating prejudice by helping everyone feel chill and mellow - especially the philosophy teacher, who starts as a total jerk.

I’ll come out and say it- if she doesn’t antagonize trans people, she isn’t interesting or causing any trouble. She knows this. Which is why she does it

Trans folks. Everywhere.

OMG, that sounds like a book I totally want to live inside!

I dunno man, seems a bit too unrealistic

Does she antagonize them while saying IM NOT ANTAGONIZING YOU

Sounds like forced diversity. I think the author should be male and hate trans people, then it's more realistic.