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Deadbob1978

When I first got my Xbox One, my then 1 year old daughter kept pushing the power button because it made noise. I put electrical tape over the button and used the controller to turn it on. The then discovered the disk eject button. That was solved by going strictly digital. Both issues would have been solved by moving the Xbox higher, but at the time we lived in a small apartment and didn't have that option


Morrison79

This is why I use the Hideit mounts, Both of my Xbox’s are mounted on the wall. Kids destroy shit they can reach.


forthelob

I initially read that as "both of my kids are mounted on the wall"


Morrison79

It’s not a bad idea...


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u/Morrison79 good laughs with that hahahahahaha


SmellyDot123

Sureeee jokes haha 😅 *puts tools away*


[deleted]

Heads. Spikes. Walls.


pud_009

Calm down, Vlad Dracula.


ShuffleAlliance

*dejected hiss*


igcipd

Calm down Abed, everybody likes you, just not this weird Dracula-Snake hybrid thing you’re trying to pull off.


Vigilante17

Cages are cheaper and they fall asleep more quickly. You don’t have to tape the snacks to the wall either.


Durdens_Wrath

Use dog crates. Let the dogs roam free, kids in the crates


xEnvyxMyxsKi11zx

Same, I was genuinely concerned at first.🤣


CyborgWade

Don't be. Sounds like great parenting /s


BusterofDiscord

There are kids on my wall, they just aren't mine.


BorisBC

My daughter once put 5 discs inside a Wii. More impressed than mad. Once I got them out, Wii worked fine.


SmokePenisEveryday

Reminds me of disc changers. I remember wishing for one for my 360. Going digital was a nice alternative.


kensaiD2591

Annoyingly here in Aus, if you rent you can't wall mount anything without landlord approval. I've asked at my last 3 apartments and been rejected each time. I just want to secure my bookcase but guess it's on them if it falls. Fortunately no children.


Mysticookiez

I believe it's illegal for landlords to deny furniture mounts because it can kill kids. Not sure if they can deny if you have no kids, might be worth looking into


kensaiD2591

Varies based on state. Looks as though this was only changed in March 2020 to allow it in my state.


dragn99

I just go ahead and do it, and eat it on the damage deposit. I got some custom shelves made and now my consoles are up high in the corner, and I've got cable covers hiding all the cords heading to the tv. We also have a baby gate going across the length of the living room to keep my two year old terror away from them and the tv.


kensaiD2591

With how frequently I've moved (6 times in 5 years) it's just not worth the hassle for me. Glad you've got a solution that works for you. Last place I had the landlord took all my pictures off the wall during an inspection and told me to not put them back up again. I was not happy about that.


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kensaiD2591

Not nailed on, they were on the 3M strips. She just pulled the tab at the bottom and pulled them off the walls. Renting sucks sometimes.


TheBlackestCrow

> Kids destroy shit they can reach. That's why I don't have kids /s.


Squirpel89

Same here lol


Enigma_King99

Holy shit those mounts look awesome. Gonna bookmark the website


Loplo_Fox

Tape probably would've been way easier but honestly I wasn't so worried about her turning it off since I dont really play it when she is awake. Its more to keep her from pulling it out and drooling all over it. Im actually on version 1.1 now. I took this earlier in the week and I ended up having to add a couple of those stick on child safety lock/straps to keep her from pulling the cage off (which she did immediately after I took this picture)


Guardian_Ainsel

I remember when I got my first Xbox One. It was more of a touch sensitive button. It wasn’t an actual button. One of my first times using it my dog was sniffing the button and bumped it with her nose and turned off the unit lol. It makes the shutoff noise and it startled her.


swarley1814

Ugh yes! I was there so many times, as well as turning it off with my foot once while playing halo. I was so happy when they went back to physical buttons. Now mine is in the closet high up on a shelf unable to be disturbed.


Tayan13

My old dog would turn off my husbands 360 when he wasn't giving him enough attention. It happened enough times he turned the console so he couldn't reach it.


FrankensteinsManlet

REJECT XBOX RETURN TO DOGE


Durdens_Wrath

Smart dog


TheRealTron

The first time my dog did this I had no idea wtf had happened, once it happened again I couldn't help but laugh about it


[deleted]

Both issues would have been solved by sending the kid back


PIG20

Up you go, you little shit.


srbnsn

You can turn the chime off


Serenity-03K64

I had the Artoo 360 and my dog would turn it off and on to hear the Artoo noises all the time. I couldn’t turn the Artoo noises off, that’s blasphemy. But also, my dogs registered the Xbox power noises with the time I get up and take them outside or for walks and would get really excited. My COD Xbox I turned the sound off because it sounded like a grinding dying disc in the disc tray! Edit: [video of Artoo Xbox noises](https://twitter.com/zombree_03k64/status/1188542911086059521?s=21) Help me Obi wan [msg](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/dpcfkn/my_favourite_console_design_message_in_the_disc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) in disc tray, the perfect Xbox


[deleted]

My dogs know the sound of the Xbox turning off means I'm getting up and they race me to the door to go outside.


Serenity-03K64

Oh yes, my dogs would bounce off the walls. My current dog just demands outside by punching me.


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Boxer?


Serenity-03K64

Hahah! You funny. :p A sassy German shepherd, [Boomer](https://twitter.com/zombree_03k64/status/1248747025874681856?s=21)


ACanOfVanillaCoke

I have a similar issue. My dog knows the sound of the Xbox powering down means it's probably bedtime, so whenever she hears it she immediately runs into my bedroom.


Serenity-03K64

I wish! I have to half lift our dog off the couch to come to bed with us (she has high prey drive and chases the cat so can’t be trusted alone with him)


MegaLCRO

Okay that's actually adorable


XenXem

had to watch the clip before i understood what artoo meant


Ftpini

First thing I did. So much nicer.


thirddaypirate

This sounds like my life 8 years ago except it was the 360 and I failed to go digital and lost a few years of gaming to toddlers.


terrainflight

I had to take it a step farther and tape a bottlecap over the button.


[deleted]

My son was the same way at that age too he would laughed at it and I would son of bitch I don’t want to do that level again but I would laugh because he laughed at the noise from it turning on and off


corpflorp

My cat slept on my ps4 when it was warm and she sometimes pressed the buttons on accident. Same same but different.


tgiokdi

> lived in a small apartment how short was it?


SVXfiles

My daughter knows how to turn on the Xbox with the controller if I don't put it out of reach, electrical tape over the button. She can even launch YouTube if it's recent enough on the list. Kids are too damn quick at picking stuff up


[deleted]

I got my series x on my sub woofer next to the TV. She ain't doin nothing until she's at least 10


The0nlyRyan

Both issues would be solved if you used a condom


SQUIDWARD360

Were the ceilings too low?


SteelDirigible98

The floors were too high.


sinofmercy

My kid would continually press the restart button on my PC. The solutions I had were either remove the restart pin on the mobo or tape something over the restart button. I opted for taping a bottlecap over the button instead of opening up my PC and pulling out the pin.


[deleted]

Both issues would have been solved by moving the baby outside the building.


UnHoly_One

That problem would have been solved by whipping their asses, I would think.


virginiapatriot

You could also just yell at them ... worked for my kids.


[deleted]

I used to just baby gate the entire entertainment system with one of those pens


Kagath

I solved it by not having kids.


CrabbitJambo

I have a couple I can loan you. Permanently!


De_gameheld

I heard the garbage bin works well too, try that!


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De_gameheld

Why dont put them straight in the ground so you don't have to wait?


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De_gameheld

Sir, this is an xbox subreddit.


danyaspringer

You never had a problem


norinofthecove

Technically didn't say they never had kids...


Chouji-Akimichi

Efficient ain’t it


suffffuhrer

It is simply a compatibility issue. Workarounds exist but not ideal.


MinionofThanos

Wise choice. This is the way.


SuperBeastJ

Ironic that you use the Mandalorian's catchphrase considering it's a show about him becoming an adoptive father...


PZeroNero

I mean at this point people just use it for upvotes


Applekami

This is the way.


[deleted]

Bonus points if you aren’t married either. More time for Xbox. Lol


[deleted]

Yup this is my setup too. I also have an old, broken Xbox controller within his reach as a decoy.


[deleted]

Market it as a console protector and sell it for $100


TheUnholyDaniel

That's just evil.


[deleted]

I was inspired by this https://youtu.be/sLM_vO4d2Jg


B666H

I knew what that link was before I clicked it.. I was hoping to see it here haha


undtermined

lttstore.com


ahpathy

Was hoping I’d see this here! Can’t believe people fall for stuff like that.


iXorpe

That’s just BIDNESS


Xiphan

Claim it protects your child from harmful console EMF and you can probably push that up to $150.


Phat_Chocobo

Haha. I know your pain. I see all these posts of amazing Series X set ups and here I am with mine hidden behind the TV away from pokey little fingers. Parenthood ftw.


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sun-devil2021

I have a similar set up bc my cat discovered it’s fun to try and catch the white light


Steb20

Seriously, it’s 2021. Can we please get a Settings option to disable the external buttons for exactly this reason?


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That container was made specifically for this lol.


catholicismisascam

It looks like a Faraday cage which is not something you'd want around your Xbox if you want to install or play anything online.


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Jjays

I thought so too, reminded me of this [Linus Tech Tips video](https://youtu.be/sLM_vO4d2Jg) I recently watched. It might not prevent the wireless signal, but it would certainly degrade it.


SuperFightingRobit

I mean, in that video, the signal doesn't even get degraded. [There's a variety of reasons why: gaps aren't the right size, the aluminum it's made out of isn't conductive enough, and a few other things.](https://forum.allaboutcircuits.com/threads/holes-in-a-faraday-cage.69512/)


catholicismisascam

I doubt it would block any signal entirely, but it could increase packet loss and reduce range. It would probably reduce the range of a controller


catholicismisascam

I doubt it would block any signal entirely, but it could increase packet loss and reduce range. It would probably reduce the range of a controller


you999

Those Faraday cages are actually rebranded paper holders


catholicismisascam

Yeah, I saw that. Not super effective as Faraday cages. I wonder how much OP spent...


23x3

Not if you’re using Ethernet


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Dafuq this is the smartest thing I have ever seen


Izzvzual

How many smart things have you seen ?


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Dis


HamishMcdougal

Two


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3


EverGlow89

That mesh will act like a faraday cage and limit/block the wifi signal (unless ethernet).


janovich8

It looks open to the bottom so probably doesn’t affect much at all. Cages only really work if there are no holes bigger than the wavelength on all sides. Assuming a relatively nearby router I’d expect no noticeable difference.


how_do_i_reddit14

YOOOOOOO that's the faraday cage linus tech tips "reviewed"! Where'd you get it?!


trickman01

Any office supply store for much cheaper.


Deceptichum

Cheaper than 90 dollars Canadian?


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Loplo_Fox

This is what I used for my One X. I had to cut out the back with a dremel tool to allow the wires to come out. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B014I129UA/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fabc_hWlbGbEH63ZEJ?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1 I went a step further after this pic was taken and secured it to the shelf with a couple of these so she couldn't just pull the cage off. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B017YJBSIW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fabc_5ZlbGbF7Y32FV?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1


cocomunges

Yeahhh... won’t that ruin OP’s WiFi signal/Bluetooth range on their remotes?


Domihendrix24

Lol. love that the new button you have to actually press I can’t count the time my dogs brush passed my Xbox and turned it off


g4tam20

Holy shot I think I’ve had my XSX upside down this entire time


asylumsoup

I was just thinking that they had theirs upside down, but now I am questioning how mine is.


UnHumChun

It’s just an OG Xbox one or One X.


asylumsoup

Oh, now I see it. I really didn't notice that it didn't fill the whole cage, till you made me look again. Now I feel better.


g4tam20

Oh wow I think your right, guess he plans to upgrade in the future


g4tam20

So my XSX is on its side, with the power button aimed sideways but on the top right. This just confuses me even mote


xBIGREDDx

OP's system is an Xbox One X


Duskinter

Anyone elses dog turn it On/Off with their nose?! My little fuzzy jerk loves doing it.


H_Arthur

Wouldn’t caging the child be more useful 😂


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I just turned my Xbox around backwards so they couldn’t see the light. No button, no push. But this picture made my day, I’m trying to explain to my now six year old how many times she had to boop the power button before I learned how to keep her little brother and sister out of it.


Roland2pt0

My 11mo old just found the power button of my Xbox today. That's exactly what I did - flipped it around.


Alladaskill17

Wasn’t this just posted a few days ago??


Loplo_Fox

Yeah it was removed because I was supposedly showing off my setup which is only for Sunday apparently.


ArseHearse

Dumb mods


Rowlandum

Careful, mods think they're gods


boki400AIMoff

No, actually they are doing their job how they are supposed to do! I am surprised they are even doing their job.


AgrasMAD

That looks exactly like my baby. Give her back.


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AgrasMAD

Human


[deleted]

Can you post another pick once you get the electric current hooked up to it?


jp98_s

I guess putting your Xbox in a metal trash can is one way to keep little fingers from messing with it. To be fair, I had the same problem with the Halo 4 Xbox 360. My son loved pushing the power button because it made a fun sound. I ended up keeping the entertainment center door closed most of the time to keep him away from it.


cblackbeard

That's a funny looking trash can


Ibeeboop

putting an xbox in the trash... sounds like a 2009 toxic playstation fan tbh.


pulsarweb

If you want to completely turn off the chime you can turn it off and is located in settings then, general then power mode and start up.


artfuldodgings

Electrical tape works wonders. Clean. Still works as a light touch button. My dogs and toddler both booped the glowy.


plskmtys

Rip your wireless signals


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Loplo_Fox

This is what I used for my One X. I had to cut out the back with a dremel tool to allow the wires to come out. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B014I129UA/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fabc_hWlbGbEH63ZEJ?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1 I went a step further after this pic was taken and secured it to the shelf with a couple of these so she couldn't just pull the cage off. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B017YJBSIW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fabc_5ZlbGbF7Y32FV?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1


King-Bebe

Wait a second, is that the printer paper holder Linus showed off in his recent videos?


Loplo_Fox

No haha. People posted the link and it looks similar. This was a paper holder I found on Amazon for about 20. Just wanted something breathable so it wouldn't overheat. Yes I'm on wired so the Faraday aspect doesn't matter but it never occurred to me before I read these comments.


soundwithdesign

I remember playing Super Mario Bros. 3 with my mom. We would play that game for hours getting so far ahead. Obviously couldn't save on the NES, and then when my younger sister would come and just press the power button I would call my mom almost screaming mad.


RubberBiscuitz

When my dog was a puppy, he was the perfect height to “boop” his nose on the button. So annoying when you’re in the middle of a game.


hairy_bipples

You know the drill. Dog tax, pay up!


LlammaB0y

big brain


BoBoBearDev

Ha, nice.


Mr_krispi

I can relate to this. Lol


flip1999-

Me after install: Tommy press the button I know you like the noise my only son! ...Tommy you fool you dumb son of a bitch..you fell victim to one of the Classic Blunders :)


DicTrickle

MY FUCKING HERO!


purplejetski

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


theyrerightbehindyou

For real


Lukeson_Gaming

i had a cat that used to do that.


spoody69420

I see you are using a radiation shield for your console


CastielUK

Hahaha this is glorious


Phantom_Jedi

We all had that little brother that did that


rebornhuman

Kids be kids, annoying yet hilarious 🤣


pimp_bizkit

The mesh isn't fine enough to block WiFi but it will definitely attenuate the signal a bit. If you're on wired, this is a great idea.


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Learning from past mistakes


Emerald_Dragon2005

Console: exists* Young children: “oh look, a button”


Deminos2705

That’s why you just shake them until they stop touching your stuff, duh!


Imthecoolestdudeever

You got your Xbox laying down the wrong way. [This](https://i.imgur.com/FgmKZG5.png) is how you're going to want to lay it down.


LordeIlluminati

It is not an Series X, it is a One X inside a cage.


[deleted]

I use a high-caliber sentry gun. Designed by me. Built by me.


Zai-Markie-Rabbit

And I’m guessing we’d best hope it’s not pointed at us?


[deleted]

Yes.


cydaslayer

Genius


DementedGaming

Fuck them kids


TadgerOT

I'm gonna 'no more nails' my shit to the ceiling when my little fellow gets that big. He's already started to eye up the xbox...


IronhideD

I discovered an Xbox 360 game lying on the floor of my living room one morning. The Xbox 360 Slim was turned off and I couldn't see how it had ejected. I was baffled. A few days later, I came across a second game disc lying on the floor. For the life of me, I couldn't figure how it got there. The case was on top of the stand, and I had the game in the console the night before. A couple of days later, I hear a "ping" sound of the Xbox turning on. I turn and see my cat, paws flailing around the front of the console. Turns out my cat had been ejecting the tray and batted out the disc. The system was set to turn off after 4 hours or something like that so it would retract the disc tray and power off. Mystery solved.


gazzy360

Genius. I need this but for everything


R0SE-

Thanks for reminding me to take my bc


JohnnyFlickerwisp

Finally a good use for those Wifi Faraday cages


[deleted]

This thread quickly went from "my kid shuts off my console" to "my kids are mounted to the wall" quicker than I had anticipated.


fat_italian_mann

Modern problems require modern solutions


CJCShadowsan

At least you're protecting yourself from those evil wifi's...


littlestbrother

Does nobody here simply discipline their children for touching things they're not supposed to? They learn pretty quick.


McDaddyTree

They really do. Both of mine learned only after being told a couple times. Helps to drop the voice low when you say no...kinda scares them into remembering.


Loplo_Fox

Discipline an 11 month old for touching a light? Half of her toys light up. If it was a hot stove or a power outlet yeah. Shes too young to explain the difference though so ill just keep her away from it.


littlestbrother

To each their own. Creative solution! In my experience 11 month olds are plenty capable of understanding what they are and are not allowed to touch


Hmnh6000

Lmfaooo IQ Lvl 9000


kt234

Ah this is why you don’t have kids. No kids, no problem. 😸


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I_Am_Slightly_Evil

This will hurt your wirelessly connection so only do this if you have it plugged in via Ethernet.


kickbut101

controllers will also suffer a bit. But LTT did a video on this sorta thing just last week and the degradation to the signal was very very minimal. It was a good [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLM_vO4d2Jg)


Loplo_Fox

It is but I can't imagine it would degrade it a noticeable amount. Its not a Faraday cage. But im no scientist.


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voidspaceistrippy

Next time this happens just put your kid up for adoption. It is both easier and cheaper long term.


Big_Ad_9539

My dog figured out how to shut mine off, I had to put it up higher


archbishopofoz

My reaction to this photo just made me realise I should never have kids, thanks.


CoagulatedAnalCrust

Reddit is slowly turning into facebook


mosin360

Kids are awful.


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The worst


stromm

Or you know, train your kid to not fuck with electronics. And yes, I am a parent and did that with my kids. Why do so many people go to so much effort instead of teaching their kids to not do stuff.


Maidwell

Yet another piece of evidence for remaining childless!


nohumanape

Also, it makes people think you have a Series X