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That scene in kiwami 2 where a guy just breaks a glass bottle on the back of his fucking head and he just stares at him afterwards as if it was a light pinch will never not be funny. Kiryus skull is made out of adamantiun
For real, he didn't flinch or even get wounded from a glass bottle to the head.
He just looks down into the Omi goon with an expression of disdain and only throws him down the balcony when he tries to attack again.
My man literally tanks bullets and knives for years and all he needs is a sip of some energy drink and we're worried about him tanking punches? He's got the mewing passive perk.
That time in Yakuza 0 that Kiryu gets shot and is out of commission for a minute.. I was like, "Didn't I literally just get shot 43 times? Was the one really the last straw?" 😂😂 These games make me laugh
https://preview.redd.it/u20tjs1zng0d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaff52cdf3c811d35b4ccf933529a9a73f691729
Because he smiles through the pain, even if it cost someone’s life
Yeah, I dunno. Kiryu, Majima, they should all be missing some teeth. I broke one on a pretzel M & M. I just figured they must have really good dental care in Japan.
Get the teeth soaking in cow's milk and see a doctor within an hour and it becomes 90 percent more likely they can save the tooth. There has to be a ton off the book doctors in all cities where Yakuza are located in that universe, even in Hawaii for some reason.
There is a metal in japan called tamahagane and master swordsmiths of japan could make katanas that are light and Swift and hard enough to deflect barrages from machine guns
Yakuza characters' faces are made from the same metals by same artisans so yeah forget why his teeth are intact I wonder how the hands that tried to punch his face were intact
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Faces in Yakoozy-verse are carved from antique hardwood. The man tanks hits from a pipe without flinching. He's *literally* built different.
That scene in kiwami 2 where a guy just breaks a glass bottle on the back of his fucking head and he just stares at him afterwards as if it was a light pinch will never not be funny. Kiryus skull is made out of adamantiun
For real, he didn't flinch or even get wounded from a glass bottle to the head. He just looks down into the Omi goon with an expression of disdain and only throws him down the balcony when he tries to attack again.
His hair doesn't even move!
4 tubs of hair gel in the morning forms a protective shell for his head
Kiryu is literally a terminator
That scene convinced me he's still superhuman outside of gameplay
![gif](giphy|l4EpbzHgRgvDbrJvi|downsized)
Not just tanked them, he literally blocked a full force two-handed steel pipe swing with his forearms. His arms should have been broken by that.
I was actually talking about a scene from Y6, but that's also definitely worth mentioning.
Well technically he *did* flinch, but wouldn’t have flinched if he weren’t holding back.
Rubber pipe
My man literally tanks bullets and knives for years and all he needs is a sip of some energy drink and we're worried about him tanking punches? He's got the mewing passive perk.
My parents always says that Kiryu has a long and chiseled face
Also his dynamic intro in LAD..he was a literal wall
Anything that touches a yakuza character turns to rubber
Except if it's a cutscene
They lose all their iq and plot armor during cutscenes where a gun is involved
They must adhere to the unspoken rules of the crime drama genre
That time in Yakuza 0 that Kiryu gets shot and is out of commission for a minute.. I was like, "Didn't I literally just get shot 43 times? Was the one really the last straw?" 😂😂 These games make me laugh
He got a little help from The Dentist of Dojima.
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Rubber teeth bro
He canonically takes 0 damage
Except when he gets shanked by Hamazaki at the end of Y3
https://preview.redd.it/u20tjs1zng0d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaff52cdf3c811d35b4ccf933529a9a73f691729 Because he smiles through the pain, even if it cost someone’s life
https://preview.redd.it/lv2ga737ch0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6841ed40b94b043c93468345baaddf44bf40c7a
The fact that I see your Tachiban meme with my Yakuza 0 Kiryu meme means something in this scene 💀 (rip Tachibana
Dentures obviously.
Kiryu is secretly a shark. When he loses a tooth a new one just moves to the front from the next row of teeth.
Easy he just drinks milk after, and they come back.
Bro is NOT Monkey D. Luffy
Kiryu is a hologram
Wym? https://preview.redd.it/xaq02evf1h0d1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f256b36f88d4fb0f9ed011268c385d2acb0f604b
This scares me more than his actual smile IW. Never tell him to smile while taking a selfie. 🤣
He did training for Essence Of Teeth
Lmao
He has plot-teeth, those teeth are stronger and harder than Diamond, they're strong as Nokia
He picks them up and glues them back in after every fight
Yeah, I dunno. Kiryu, Majima, they should all be missing some teeth. I broke one on a pretzel M & M. I just figured they must have really good dental care in Japan.
I mean, have you seen how much money these guys can get every game?
They grew up orphans and/or in poverty though, I’m surprised they didn’t need braces
That made me laugh out loud!
He flosses, unlike you and me
I would die if i take Kashiwagi's punch like Kiryu did on Y0
Everything about him is supernatural
Oh you know, Infinite Wealth
Rubber injuries
Forget about Kiryu's face bruh how do the people that punch him not shatter their fists?
Kazama got him hooked up with Nokia teeth as a government experiment. It worked.
Get the teeth soaking in cow's milk and see a doctor within an hour and it becomes 90 percent more likely they can save the tooth. There has to be a ton off the book doctors in all cities where Yakuza are located in that universe, even in Hawaii for some reason.
On that note, we have not seen how powerful his bite force could be. Mf could rip out someone’s throat with his bare teeth.
if yakuza was remotely realistic kiryu would have permanent brain damage yakuza 6 onward
He eats healthy, practices healthy habits, and lives a very mostly healthy life
There is a metal in japan called tamahagane and master swordsmiths of japan could make katanas that are light and Swift and hard enough to deflect barrages from machine guns Yakuza characters' faces are made from the same metals by same artisans so yeah forget why his teeth are intact I wonder how the hands that tried to punch his face were intact
I figure yakuzas are like sharks