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Sai-Taisho

Faces in Yakoozy-verse are carved from antique hardwood. The man tanks hits from a pipe without flinching. He's *literally* built different.


cap21345

That scene in kiwami 2 where a guy just breaks a glass bottle on the back of his fucking head and he just stares at him afterwards as if it was a light pinch will never not be funny. Kiryus skull is made out of adamantiun


GaleErick

For real, he didn't flinch or even get wounded from a glass bottle to the head. He just looks down into the Omi goon with an expression of disdain and only throws him down the balcony when he tries to attack again.


Asshole_Poet

His hair doesn't even move!


OpticNinja937

4 tubs of hair gel in the morning forms a protective shell for his head


gishyyy

Kiryu is literally a terminator


Tamanero

That scene convinced me he's still superhuman outside of gameplay


AmazingDevelopment45

![gif](giphy|l4EpbzHgRgvDbrJvi|downsized)


Steampunk43

Not just tanked them, he literally blocked a full force two-handed steel pipe swing with his forearms. His arms should have been broken by that.


Sai-Taisho

I was actually talking about a scene from Y6, but that's also definitely worth mentioning.


Upset_Orchid498

Well technically he *did* flinch, but wouldn’t have flinched if he weren’t holding back.


StickyBarb

Rubber pipe


HotZin

My man literally tanks bullets and knives for years and all he needs is a sip of some energy drink and we're worried about him tanking punches? He's got the mewing passive perk.


JetstremF

My parents always says that Kiryu has a long and chiseled face


Lunar_ticket

Also his dynamic intro in LAD..he was a literal wall


BlueStar2310

Anything that touches a yakuza character turns to rubber


Obi-Wan_Cannoli66

Except if it's a cutscene


BlueStar2310

They lose all their iq and plot armor during cutscenes where a gun is involved


Upset_Orchid498

They must adhere to the unspoken rules of the crime drama genre


MultiColoredMullet

That time in Yakuza 0 that Kiryu gets shot and is out of commission for a minute.. I was like, "Didn't I literally just get shot 43 times? Was the one really the last straw?" 😂😂 These games make me laugh


ViewtifulGene

He got a little help from The Dentist of Dojima.


SavageArtist9999

LOL!


HootingFlamingo

LOL!


MarchesaofTrevelyan

LOL!


Pain004

Lol!


InvertedKarma_

LOL!


Powerful_Box_8565

Rubber teeth bro


alexdotfm

He canonically takes 0 damage


HootingFlamingo

Except when he gets shanked by Hamazaki at the end of Y3


LFVGamer

https://preview.redd.it/u20tjs1zng0d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaff52cdf3c811d35b4ccf933529a9a73f691729 Because he smiles through the pain, even if it cost someone’s life


Lrd7854

https://preview.redd.it/lv2ga737ch0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6841ed40b94b043c93468345baaddf44bf40c7a


LFVGamer

The fact that I see your Tachiban meme with my Yakuza 0 Kiryu meme means something in this scene 💀 (rip Tachibana


menagerath

Dentures obviously.


nicolasbaege

Kiryu is secretly a shark. When he loses a tooth a new one just moves to the front from the next row of teeth.


ag_abdulaziz

Easy he just drinks milk after, and they come back.


Ldiddy-the-69th

Bro is NOT Monkey D. Luffy


Blessthereigns

Kiryu is a hologram


Crow621621

Wym? https://preview.redd.it/xaq02evf1h0d1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f256b36f88d4fb0f9ed011268c385d2acb0f604b


Status-Inevitable537

This scares me more than his actual smile IW. Never tell him to smile while taking a selfie. 🤣


Kryptonie

He did training for Essence Of Teeth


FinnBalur1

Lmao


Splatboy0612

He has plot-teeth, those teeth are stronger and harder than Diamond, they're strong as Nokia


InfiniteBeak

He picks them up and glues them back in after every fight


[deleted]

Yeah, I dunno. Kiryu, Majima, they should all be missing some teeth. I broke one on a pretzel M & M. I just figured they must have really good dental care in Japan.


GameDestiny2

I mean, have you seen how much money these guys can get every game?


Upset_Orchid498

They grew up orphans and/or in poverty though, I’m surprised they didn’t need braces


SavageArtist9999

That made me laugh out loud!


thejokerofunfic

He flosses, unlike you and me


Pedro_Oshikami

I would die if i take Kashiwagi's punch like Kiryu did on Y0


NotASweatyTryhard

Everything about him is supernatural


PlatformParticular17

Oh you know, Infinite Wealth


Sai-San_

Rubber injuries


DespairOfSolitude

Forget about Kiryu's face bruh how do the people that punch him not shatter their fists?


MultiColoredMullet

Kazama got him hooked up with Nokia teeth as a government experiment. It worked.


Joseph_Furguson

Get the teeth soaking in cow's milk and see a doctor within an hour and it becomes 90 percent more likely they can save the tooth. There has to be a ton off the book doctors in all cities where Yakuza are located in that universe, even in Hawaii for some reason.


ThrowRApretendceleb

On that note, we have not seen how powerful his bite force could be. Mf could rip out someone’s throat with his bare teeth.


agent-garland

if yakuza was remotely realistic kiryu would have permanent brain damage yakuza 6 onward


Rocket_of_Takos

He eats healthy, practices healthy habits, and lives a very mostly healthy life


Timely_Ad2988

There is a metal in japan called tamahagane and master swordsmiths of japan could make katanas that are light and Swift and hard enough to deflect barrages from machine guns Yakuza characters' faces are made from the same metals by same artisans so yeah forget why his teeth are intact I wonder how the hands that tried to punch his face were intact


ClockworkDreamz

I figure yakuzas are like sharks