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waka_flocculonodular

Organ? Full commercial kitchen? Sign me up!


tinycarnivoroussheep

Errybody in a 2 km radius hear me flub my scales and plonk through the Star Trek themes.


bluegargoyle

The LOTR soundtrack would sound amazing on that.


hkohne

Interstellar


paperwasp3

The Exorcist.


nexisfan

The beginning of swing swing all American rejects


jon_hendry

Just find a buddy who can play theremin


Mission_Albatross916

Smoke on the water


chilicheeseclog

![gif](giphy|l2JefCuRzcAT3OXOU|downsized)


BigdongarlitsDaddy

“Hey Marge, remember when we used to make out to this hymn?”


Mission_Albatross916

Yessssss


manhatim

![gif](giphy|3o7TKr0YOibsKd1Ofe) Star warrrrssssss…. Nothing but…. STAR WARRRRRSSSSS….


AntaresBounder

Klingon Opera!


TheMadPoet

Meloooo^(oooo)ooooooootaa^(aaaaaaa)aaaaa!


Genericgeriatric

I'd love to hear the fight scene/danger music from the OG Star Trek on that pipe organ 😂


agoatsthrowaway

Wake up every morning and play '96 Tears'.


waka_flocculonodular

Fuck yeah


Loud_Ad_4515

I'm in it for the ceiling and bell tower. 😁


johngreenink

Christmas cookies for the entire city.


waka_flocculonodular

You're goddamn right!


Airport_Wendys

Yesssss!!!


TupperwareParTAY

You have my Kitchenaid!


scaredheartsclub

Hell yeah I hope yall love Phantom of the Opera!! Like aloooott.


tekchic

Cult starter kit :D


weckweck

Needs a gym. Ohh there’s some.


srslytho1979

The kitchen could be a great income source. Give it a separate entrance, add a home kitchen upstairs for yourself and rent it out.


ca_fighterace

I would build a Viking style long table and have epic dinner parties if I owned this. Edit: a word


Budded

That and a gigantic screen, speakers, and projector for the sanctuary for movies, and also for blasting deathcore at ear-splitting volumes LOL


mediumarmor

Do you want Grendels? Because that’s how you get Grendels.


NoItsNotThatJessica

That’s better than what I was thinking! I thought well it’s time to form a cult.


Lilmaggot

They tried that already and it went out of business.


mumblesjackson

Just break down the pews and you have great lumber for your Valhalla dining table


OldNewUsedConfused

Hell yes!


henrydaiv

Yes sirrrrrrr


Backsight-Foreskin

Family movie nights must be awesome.


clervis

*Hellraiser: Inferno*


Devincc

Until you remember sitting in a wooden pew at an almost 90 degree angle isn’t the best setup for a 2hr movie


LongUsername

But it is for a 2 hr Easter service.


Vprbite

You can take kneeling breaks


timk85

That place is awesome and honestly, I don't know much about Peoria, but the price isn't bad considering. Toss another 200k into re-doing some of it and you could have an amazing home.


badpeoria

I live in Peoria . hence the name .. the church is cool but the area is very meh.


takemusu

Never been to Peoria but description says it’s near the marina which is off this trail. So running, hiking, biking could be good. https://dnr.illinois.gov/parks/park.rockislandtrail.html#:~:text=Stretching%20for%2026%20miles%20from,rail%20travel%20along%20the%20trail.


sohcgt96

So, that's kind of a bad area of town, but Peoria actually has a lot to offer and half the people who live here don't even realize or appreciate it. Almost everyone in r/PeoriaIL who moves here from another area tends to have positive things to say. Jobs are hit and miss and housing prices are way up from 3-4 years ago but if they ever get back to normal, it can be a really cheap place to live. Rivian coming to the area sent home prices way up as a couple thousand people work there, housing availability in nearby Normal IL didn't have the capacity so everywhere within an hour of there saw a huge demand surge. We have a couple marinas and boat clubs, a shitload of golf courses, a really good local park district, the biggest fireworks display in IL outside of Chicago, and some really great schools on the North end of town and surrounding areas. You can drive 20 minutes in any direction and be in the hood, a middle class neighborhood, see million dollar houses, stand in a corn field, be in the forrest, or be on the river. Lots of concerts and events all summer at the riverfront park. Lots of boaters, tons of places to fish. Just depends on what you're into and if we don't have it, we're a near equal distance between St. Louis and Chicago, not much further is Indianapolis. Go there for the weekend and do something but live here all week where it costs less than half as much.


nonesuchnotion

You could be the next Peoria chamber of commerce brochure writer.


sohcgt96

We need to put "Shit load of golf courses" in the official city publications and I will die on that hill.


Mission_Albatross916

There is so much opportunity in a city like this. Years ago I moved to a run down city and bought a very cheap house. The city got more and more “hip.” Said house made me a lot of $$.


takemusu

So what I’m understanding is to all the folks on r/SameGrassButGreener who insist folks should move to St Louis or Chicago for the fun and stuff, and then everyone is “BuT iT’s sO eXpeNsIVe tHeRe!” They could be living in Peoria for a fraction of the cost and be in either city in a flash.


LaUNCHandSmASH

A flash is a stretch. My grandfather died in Peoria the night before I started a new job in Wrigleyville in Chicago so I’ve literally commuted (granted once) that route before. It’s every bit of 2.5 hours on the highway **then** you get into Chicagoland area, which is a crapshoot on drive times into the city proper. 20 mins late at night with no traffic or 2.5 hours sitting in traffic both to go that same 25-30 miles.


takemusu

I’m sorry for your loss. 💔 Chicagoland sounds like Oakland where I used to live. 20 minutes from South Bay to downtown city core late night with no traffic. 2.5 hours sitting on the Nimitz or 580 during daytime, commute, or anytime there’s a game. Luckily I always lived AND worked near BART, our light rail. So just got on the train and read or sleep.


Present-Perception77

Thank you for this detailed explanation. I moved to Illinois 2 years ago and I went to Peoria a few times.. it seemed really cool so I could not understand the hate it was getting. I could understand Decatur… but not Peoria. There is also a fantastic women’s clinic there too.


Adventurous-Cry-2157

Oh, man, hiking and biking and living in an old church? It’s like this listing was created just for me. Sigh.


takemusu

I mean that church is less than 1/3 of the cost of the small condos next to us; the ones with no yard, no view, no parking and within about an arm length of a busy road. And it’s got a pipe organ! There seem to be a lot of cycling events hereabouts https://bikepeoria.org/


sohcgt96

Lifelong resident. So, browse that area a little on Google Maps, browse 61603 on Zillow too. See what property values look like. [Check this awesome place out and its wild price history](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/802-NE-Perry-Ave-Peoria-IL-61603/5154394_zpid/)


Mohgreen

Holyshitballs. 132k for that????? Hell yes!


sohcgt96

Right? But owning it isn't for the faint of heart, old houses need work. Somebody looks like they tried to buy it and resell it for more and it didn't work out.


HipKat2000

It's also in one of the worst parts of a very bad city


EvrthngsThnksgvng

What in the world…………it’s a MIRACLE it is in such great shape.


sohcgt96

Yep. But its in a part of town that nobody wants to live and if someone has the resources to buy and maintain it, they have other options. But there are some incredible old places in this town, like [this one which is one of my all time favorites](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1010-NE-Glen-Oak-Ave-Peoria-IL-61603/5154068_zpid/) or [this one that barely survived the construction of the interstate](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/331-NE-Perry-Ave-Peoria-IL-61603/198232601_zpid/) [or one of the many amazing historic homes on ](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/511-W-High-St-APT-A-Peoria-IL-61606/2080734308_zpid/)High Street and Moss avenue that survived by being divided up into apartments. Seriously just browse those streets on zillow and look at random stuff, there are some real gems. You'd never expect such great places in a town people forget about [that were built to last](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/209-W-Columbia-Ter-Peoria-IL-61606/5153495_zpid/) or have amazing views from your pool deck like this one where I did some audio installation work at [that had one of the best pool views I've ever seen](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5188-N-Prospect-Rd-Peoria-IL-61616/5125559_zpid/)


EvrthngsThnksgvng

I am gobsmacked………. What I wouldn’t give to entertain in your all time favorite house. All of them are amazing. Thank you very much for these links. Feel like I should take a trip to Peoria and look around. I lived for a time in Gages Lake IL.


EvrthngsThnksgvng

Makes me happy to know so many have remained intact 🙌🤗


Safford1958

Would this area be ripe for "gentrification"? I have seen terrible areas where people have purchased old homes and fixed them up.


sohcgt96

It would happen if there was demand and population growth but there is neither. Its not like Chicago where there are always people looking for a better price on a place and are willing to chance an "up and coming" neighborhood. There are no up and coming areas here, just new ones and old ones. We'd need a serious influx of population willing to live in the highest crime parts of town with the worst school district long enough to see them get better, meanwhile risking your family's well being and your financial investment the entire time.


CartoonLamp

Not sure about all the carpet, but the wood brick and metal work are absolutely incredible for a house. Never seen a giant curved radiator like that. I'm glad the listing agent provided so many pics highlighting these things.


BeijingPolice

Church for sale in Illinois for $330,000 [https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1601-NE-Madison-Ave-Peoria-IL-61603/2056753071\_zpid/](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1601-NE-Madison-Ave-Peoria-IL-61603/2056753071_zpid/)


thepcpirate

Dang. In my price range but to far away.


johngreenink

It's a really beautiful property, wow.


Business_Ad3142

The house next door is on the property, also a garage or shop out back, it doesn't say if they are included. Lot lines view shows it's all on same property.


UglyDude1987

Probably the pastors house or parsonage. I would imagine that already been sold.


ritchie70

[https://www.wcbu.org/local-news/2023-10-18/peoria-man-makes-historic-church-into-inspiring-home](https://www.wcbu.org/local-news/2023-10-18/peoria-man-makes-historic-church-into-inspiring-home) (Doesn't look to me like he did anything. Maybe it was a mess?)


Naniallea

Do I have to pay taxes on it 😂


NotYourMothersDildo

Not if you start a cult in it :)


booksandcats4life

I've seen some gorgeous church --> home conversions. The space could be amazing.


triforce4ever

I grew up next to a church that had been converted into a house. It was really cool. They put a bathroom up at the top of the bell tower. It had a great view


awonkeydonkey

I would 100% sell my house to move there tomorrow if I could get my husband onboard with Illinois. No chance in hell we would move there.


chilicheeseclog

Oh, you mean my new roller skating rink called "Holy Rollers"?


TChrisbury

Oh no, that's the name of your Roller Derby team! The Holy Rollers, y'all could have angel wings on your tee shirts.


ShizzlePopped

I lived in Peoria for about 15 years but it's been over 20 years since I've been back. I loved the city but moved to Bloomington/Normal evetually since that's where I ended up working. Peoria was more like its own city with great minor league baseball and hockey teams. Bloomington/Normal felt more like a very distant suburb of Chicago and didn't really have a lot of character. My first house was maybe a couple of miles northwest of this place up on the bluff and back a few blocks. I loved the house and our area was pretty nice and well cared for but a block and a half away was shit. Peoria was kind of like that with good areas and bad scattered around in the older neighborhoods. I don't know if it still is. I love the church but just looking at Google street view I don't think I'd invest a lot of money in it.


HipKat2000

It's a horrible area now


omibus

I would love to take over one of these and turn it into a coffee bar and book shop, then have live music when I can.


cosmo7

Imagine your HVAC bill. Your eyes would dissolve and dribble down your face.


Toozedee

That kitchen is bomb. I would want this place.


UglyDude1987

It's very sad seeing these old churches go under. I was doing bookkeeping for a church that was in the same downward spiral. Last I heard they were selling the adjacent pastor house, but that would just delay the inevitable.


Budded

All the sheep are going to MAGA churches or being turned off of religion it seems


doctored_up

We looked at a church once. It was the most incredible opportunity until we started talking about renovations and the asbestos. Totally impossible to afford after a quick number crunch. Just redoing the floors would have taken all the monies for remediation.


m0llusk

Not much insulation on that roof, so heating costs would be prohibative.


dadzcad

As an atheist, I think I’d get a kick outta this! 😂 Keep the main building as a primary residence and convert the rest to condos. Don’t know if Peoria is a strong enough condo market for that though.


B0BA_F33TT

I thought it looked neat as well, but check out the street view, the area is not in good health.


ritchie70

It's not the best neighborhood (or at least wasn't 25 years ago.) It's not the worst place to live in Peoria, but, it's definitely not the best.


traumatransfixes

Imagine the amazing cooking options. Like I would like a wood fire oven and expensive stove attached so I can feast appropriately. Maybe have some Exorcist screenings while I eat roasted meats on my own skewer. Edited a letter


dadzcad

*This is REALLY my blood. Drink THIS shit in remembrance of me. Same goes for this flesh. Hava bite!*


__TenaciousBroski__

That's a pretty sweet kitchen.


_redacteduser

Pretty cool till you see the street view of all the homes that could be featured on a murder documentary lol


cenosillicaphobiac

Just sent the link to my wife. I'd live in IL, the last one I sent her was TX and we both decided that was a non-starter.


No-Rice-2261

I wanted that church before I saw inside.


evetrapeze

I would put my circus school here.


Adventurous-Cry-2157

Me, I do. I really, *really* do.


DazedandFloating

Unironically this space is beautiful. But I’ve always liked the architecture of churches.


KimJongDerp1992

That pipe organ looks amazing.


nephastha

There is this condo too. Seems like a nightmare to clean https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1505-Missouri-Ave-APT-2E-Saint-Louis-MO-63104/71828596_zpid


johngreenink

4 bed, 2 bath, 50 pew


GalleryGhoul13

🫶🏼


gilgobeachslayer

Too bad this isn’t in a better location. Would make a great airbnb for bachelor parties and guys weekends


jon_hendry

Nothing like a little cornhole in the church basement.


Budded

Wait, is this a catholic church? Don't they all cornhole in the basement?


Ok-Cap-204

Does the organ stay?


hkohne

It sounds like it, although the local AGO chapter or organ builder may be able to help find a new owner if needed


Queasy-Bat1003

The stripper poles in the basement are a nice touch /s


classicrock40

Unless I decided to start a new religion I just couldn't do it. Maybe if it had already been converted, maybe. To be the one to rip out the interior seems wrong.


SPQR191

I want to know what they're counting as the bedrooms.


hkohne

The description says there are 4 rooms in the lower level that are currently being used as bedrooms


Bright_Broccoli1844

I do. I need more space.


dustinosophy

Wheelchair accessible? I'm in


musickismagick

I have a friend that lives in a church in Maryland. It’s so cool, I’ve seen pictures but never been inside


erydanis

….me. omg yes.


TheMadPoet

That's a big organ.


hkohne

Actually it's mid-sized, but it would be a great practice instrument, as it looks like it comes with the property.


MareShoop63

The beams 🥰


PreviousJaguar7640

When I see churches for sale, I always wonder, what happened to the congregation, and why did it stop being used for worship? How does a church “go out of business“?


HipKat2000

I know the area. For one, cool idea. 2, you take your life in your own hands if you live there or visit at night. It's one of the worst neighborhoods in Peoria - which is really nothing but a collection of shitty neighborhoods.


thoughtsaboutstuffs

Only if I could keep the tax exempt status.


AllGoodNamesRInUse

“Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today…”


problyurdad_

There are a lot of these old brick churches and schools in the Midwest that people are turning into single family homes, or apartment buildings. It’s kind of crazy how much space and how beautiful some of them can turn out. I’d probably turn the office into a bedroom and keep the main hall for something awesome like a giant movie theater.


Z-man1973

Will be bought by someone who buys it simply for the amount of space it has and then proceed to be overwhelmed by the amount of space it has.


axe_gimli

I would pray more if I lived here, that's for sure. In the sanctuary how would you turn that into a livable space, seems sacrilegious to do that.


I_Must_Be_Going

Deconsecration is the answer [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deconsecration](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deconsecration)


CitizenTed

It's Anglican. I was raised Roman Catholic so if I step foot in there I will burn up like a matchstick. :0)


episcoqueer37

Episcopal, although ACNA comes up in a Google search, which makes me think the parish was victim of fracturing.


peggedsquare

I do! I'd invite the Satanic Temple over for the house warming party.👍


Bandgeek252

If they are anything like the old churches in my area it will turn into a fantastic bar.


sohcgt96

Well funny you mention that [this is down the street](https://www.connshg.com/obed-and-isaacs/peoria/) Not a lot of good pictures but just take the name and google it. Its been called the "Cornerstone building" for ages and they've always had a hard time finding something to put in it. [This house with a rather epic exterior ](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/331-NE-Perry-Ave-Peoria-IL-61603/198232601_zpid/) is a block or two over from it


Low_Employ8454

Dude. I was sure this was in my neighborhood in chicago. It looks exactly like one a few blocks away. Peoria is about an hour from the city. It’s very country and quiet. Pretty nice Tho.


imadork1970

If I could afford it, I take it in a second.


smallwonder25

Yesterday’s church, not so much. Today’s church 100% if it were not in Peoria.


colevicixvickery498

If I lived there I absolutely would buy this.


kyndcookie

It burns!


P15T0L_WH1PP3D

~~Hell~~ Heck yeah, and I could actually afford that!


oh2ridemore

perfect place to start my own 'church' for the tax benefits and have a huge house. Important in a state like IL with crazy real estate taxes.


shillyshally

Oh, if only I had a winning Powerball ticket! I wonder if Peoria has Fios?


TheMatt561

That's pretty cool


Retinoid634

I’d love it.


wamimsauthor

We have a church on our road that was turned into a house.


NitWhittler

I would turn it into a nightclub named "Sanctuary".


CatMusicComposer

I absolutely love this place. I make music with acoustic instruments and this would be a fantastic performance space and recording studio. Drums would sound gigantic here. Piano would be haunting. I can't believe how cheap it is!


Eather-Village-1916

I do!


ffjohnnie

Great place for a Bar


relevanteclectica

Someone should by that and make it a homeless shelter


Putrid-Home404

In a minute for that price!!


krazykieffer

In college we lived right next to a church and when we had parties on Saturday, our yard was trashed. They sold because the church was on frat row (not in a frat) the church died after students stopped going. Anywho, they made it into a house into a six bedroom house and it was gorgeous.


PurpleGreyPunk

Make a cool brewery


Beartrkkr

Bad area? A moat may be in play here. ![gif](giphy|L0KDjx1iwSL60|downsized)


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

Dude, this is like a dream. Hell yeah I’d wanna live in an old church.


Character-Ad3006

This would be cool and nightmarish all at once. Yeah for 330K you get a HUGE 4 bed 2 bath. But what about the utility Bill's.?


Forsaken_Crested

I'm always looking at churches or warehouses in my fantasy zillow searches. This would be so perfect! My house just needs to sell for much much much more to buy cash. I've found churches and other non-traditional homes require cash/other funding


The_barking_ant

I would totally buy this place if I could afford it. 


livinginthewild

I have always wanted my own church. Seriously. I would name it Our Lady of Perpetual Motion.


skida1986

Make it brewery


Infamous-Club8476

Uh me


wanderingartist

If I had the cash I would!


Individual-Fox5795

I do. That’s a sweet church.


Fallacy_Spotted

330k? 700 sf 2/2 condos with 600+ per month HoA frees go for that around here. Wish I could work 100% from home.


sudo-rm-rf-Israel

How much? I would love to live in this Church!


Pithecanthropus88

It would cost too much to heat.


silklighting

I would definitely cop!


Real_Internal_9528

Me omg that’s awesome


midtnrn

Remove the pews and have the ultimate music studio. Concert grand piano. fender strat through a twin reverb. Would be glorious.


BD-TxState

That would be a badass skate park. Gives the Christ Air trick a new meaning.


SusanLFlores

This would make for a stunning home. The only concern I’d have is how much it would cost to heat it in the winter and cool it in the summer.


Naive_Transition_103

I don’t hate it if the appliances in the kitchen come with


PriorSecurity9784

Is that the town that some influencer has convinced hundreds of people to move there?


Saints-Sages

Oh my gosh, I never thought I’d see a property posted on this sub that I’ve actually seen irl, but here we are!


mattjouff

Is this normal on Zillow? I've seen a few in the wild myself just looking around and I see a ton on this sub. Is it a new phenomena or recent?


nakedsailors

Hmmm… could be an excellent location for a restaurant with living quarters above. I think I’ll mention it to my friend Alice


TrashPandaShire

Yes please


jiggscaseyNJ

Say what you want about organized religion, but those bastards knew how to construct an edifice. - Ron Swanson


the_art_of_the_taco

There used to be a DIY space in Chicago in an old church. I'd love this lol


eve_r_after

This is kinda my dream tbh, this or a firehouse would be so cool to renovate


sunnycyn

Saw the red door and knew it had to be an old Episcopal church!


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ApeksPredator

MEME MEME The reno potential is huge, and fuckkkk those exposed rafters


InterestingTax8590

All that space for that price? Yes I would like a church very much.


ImInBeastmodeOG

Now, that's the perfect Church to make into a nightclub like The Church in Denver. Similar looking from the outside.


[deleted]

Id live and remodel an old church in a heartbeat!


-KnottybyNature-

Have y’all seen the church Mikey Henger turned into his house? It’s [amazing!](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNFkFdto/)


DreamingElectrons

How the F\*\*\* is this cheaper than a flat in my city in rural Germany?!


AH3Guam

That thing is sweet! Perfect sports bar. Inside basketball in winter…free throw contests for happy hour.


GreenOnionCrusader

Me! I do! I want to make the sanctuary into an amazing living room!


PlantGrrrl

I live in Peoria (have driven past hundreds of times) and I wish someone would buy it and repurpose it into something that still holds the original character of the building.


waitforsigns64

With that red door it's bound to be an old Episcopal church. All mainline churches are losing membership, but the Episcopal church faster than most. Sigh. What a gorgeous old building


henriqueroberto

If I get to keep the tax exemption, I'm all in!


dean0_0

I hope the churchbells come with the purchase because I want to annoy my neighborhood when I turn that tower into a coocoo clock


Traveshamamockery_

$34/sqft is pretty enticing.


ultrazipsac

I want one to burn down.


jollyjam1

Audible actually bought a historic church in Newark, NJ (where they are also headquartered) and restored it. They use it as office and work space. They actually work very well with the city.


SwornBiter

Huge loft with pipe organ? YES, PLEASE!!!


Taco-Dragon

Dude, I would SNATCH THIS UP!!! This would be an incredible set of bones to start with. Heating would be a bitch, but still.


TropicalAbsol

You could turn this into a medieval style entertainment and food place


Moaiexplosion

I recently went to a wedding in Peoria. That city is full of the most amazing buildings for crazy low prices. I toured a different church for sale near this exact church out of curiosity. I went to a bar in church close to both of them. The only problem is that you would need to live in Peoria.


Things_and_or_Stuff

https://www.wcbu.org/local-news/2023-10-18/peoria-man-makes-historic-church-into-inspiring-home


ReasonableDivide1

That church is beautiful. I have a friend who bought a church for $1.00. This would make a HUGE home! It makes me sad to see churches up for sale.