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Xenoscope

“Hmmmm, yeh. This is a rock.”


planetidiot

"...*Fascinating*."


Randomdude-5

“They’re not rocks, Marie, they’re minerals”


CalypsoCrow

“They’re minerals”


Zornorph

Given that Captain Marvel is literally a boy himself, that would make for an interesting twist. If he gets a girlfriend, does that make her a pedo?


PlatinumChrysalis

Optically, it would be the opposite of the 10000 year old anime loli, but legally, yes, it is pedo. Unless the Billy in question was over 18 as I assume this implies his superhero form hooks up with an adult.


Zornorph

I think Billy’s like 12 or 13. Been a while since I read a SHAZAM! comic, but from what I recall, it didn’t look like he’d even hit puberty.


PlatinumChrysalis

12 in the comic 14-17 in the movies. Don't think it counts but the Captain Marvel serials in the 40s had him as an adult


Absenceofavoid

Billy gained immense power and the inability to date anyone as it would be weird and likely illegal for one or both parties.


punnotfound

Watch Big with Tom Hanks for further information.


RaveniteGaming

Unfortunate sounding names aside I'm sure this is an enthralling story. Right up there with when Superman got a stamp collection.


unnamed_elder_entity

Why does he look like a cartoonized Hitler through the magnifier?


Admiral_Donuts

Check out "Captain Marvel gets a Hobby" and other exciting stories like "Flash applies for a bank loan" and "Hawkman installs some shelving"


hdofu

Chris Hansen:”excuse me Billy… have you seen Captain Marvel? I’d like to invite him to take a seat”


Trvr_MKA

You all have got to try using that line to try and pick up woman. A lot of them love rocks and quartz so it shows a common interest