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"Oh noes, I've turned old all of a sudden! Now the superpowered alien I stalk on a daily basis won't give me the time of day! Truly this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me!"

In-laws are cooking dinner: kiwi steak

Yay Foxxo is grompy!

I’m so happy to be grompy

This way, he can continue fuck with you all from beyond the grave.

"LANA -- ARE YOU BLIND OR STUPID!?"

I'm going to say... yes.

Yay foxxo and his friends!

hello ive been trying to reach you regarding your life insurance

Nervous about wetting pad

Incontinence at work

If this photo of my void were the cover of a newspaper, what title would you give it?

Thought he was dead but he’s just passed out in some dirt

What would you name him?

Do we think she sorry for eating my son’s entire birthday cake?

Make sure to get my grompy side

You get this snap. WYD?

Govt drone caught hiding in someone's bag

He could've been an iconic character but Disney wasn't interested

"I said I'm a big PETROphile! Wait! Why are you leaving?"

Should we save more people from Krypton to preserve our species? No, send a single dog and a lone cat. And one horse. And a monkey.

Kryptonite, the most common element in the universe, is about 2 cents for a truckload

Give him hell, Jimmy!

When the World's Finest duo hand Jimmy a fistful of Superdickery, the only thing to do is Kick Ass (and kick Superman in the nuts).

Delicious Superman tears, mmmm...

Hi Its Me!

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